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May 14th, 2009
I awoke this morning with a new man laying beside me. He is white with brown spots and very soft to the touch! The neighbor dog named Noz that visits us every afternoon had gotten in when I let my dogs in the morning to go to the bathroom. He must feel at home here because he jumped up on my bed and snuggled in with me. I thought it was my dog Kaylee so I was quite surprised when I woke up and saw it was Noz. He is such a little shit. I fed all 3 dogs breakfast and I have come to realize that I am the neighborhood dog lady.
I had a great night. My husband made love to me and it was fabulous. The bedroom window was wide open and I screamed in pleasure so fucking loud. My 2 neighbors are about an acre away from me and I am sure I woke them up with my cries of passion. Damn, I know why I married him 🙂
Hey I just realized, I had 2 men in my bed in less than 24 hours!
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May 4th, 2009
My life is going great. I have been working on my lawn like crazy. I am in a battle with the gophers. I think I am winning the war. I admit I was a weak soldier on Sunday. My little dog Kaylee cornered a gopher on the side of the house. I don’t know how she got the little guy out of his hole. She didn’t hurt him though. She licked it. The gopher was soaking wet. I couldn’t kill it. I put it on a shovel and walked out in the National Forest and chucked the little dude. He will probably make his way back to my house and then I’ll have the professional gopher killer do the deed. The gopher was too cute to kill.
Moving on to a better topic. I have been having sex dreams. I am fucking the neighbor, my dentist, strangers, and a whole bunch of people from my past. I wake up and my jaw is sore. Am I giving head in my dreams as well? My pussy isn’t sore so that is a good sign. I wake up so horny from my dreams that I have to roll over and grab under the bottom of my bed and grab my vibrator. I would have sex with my husband if he wasn’t already gone. He gets up at 6:00 AM and heads off to the office and to the gym. So a horny girl has to do what she has to do….
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April 23rd, 2009
I hope you are enjoying our Cabo updates. We had so much fun with Sienna. She is such a great person inside and out. I am still recovering from that Cabo trip. I am also still on a diet to lose those extra Cabo pounds. Geez, pina coladas and chips and quacamole have killed my waistline. I need to stick to beer and pretzels!
I met the greatest girl last weekend. Shay Sights came and worked with us. She is so classy and smart and one of the best scenes I have ever done was with her. She is smokin’ hot and something about her is so sexual and seductive. I loved, loved, loved shooting the scene with her. She did a phenomenal solo that will be updating on this site in a few weeks. That is one girl that just gets better with age.
I still miss my Guinea pig Bodie. Bless his little piglette heart. He was the best piggie ever. Ryan is still not budging on letting me get another one. I will even settle on a floppy eared bunny. I told him that he was the only floppy eared bunny I need.
Trey my adorable yellow lab just turned 9 years old on Tuesday the 21st. He better stay alive for another 4 or 5 years or I swear I’ll kill him.
Enough about pets for now. I am excited about this weekend. I am going to the Angel’s baseball game on Friday and then to my cousin’s son’s baseball game on Saturday. I guess it really isn’t baseball, it that little kid shit. I can’t remember what it is called but it will be cute to see the little guys running around and trying to catch the ball. And no, I don’t think it will be cute enough to make me have a kid. I just can’t afford the stretch marks if you know what I mean. That would be a career killer. I love you guys too much and my breasts can’t humanly get any larger than they are now. Love ya and I’ll check back in early next week.
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April 12th, 2009
I’m home from Cabo and all I can say is “Damn, I need another vacation, I’m tired from all that fuckin’!” Seriously, Cabo was nothing more than a serious fuck fest. I did 9 scenes in 7 days not to mention all the sex I had off camera. My dirty little feet were high up in the air all week. Aribba ribba. Yi yi yi!
Cabo was beautiful as always. Ryan and I went down with our assistant/makeup artist Kip and our camerawoman/editor Shantal and the sexy Sienna West. It was a party to say the least. We had fun and worked our little butts off. Getting through customs when we returned is another story…
Oh, hey, Happy Bunny Fucking Easter! It is Easter morning and the sun is out and flowers are blooming and everyone is happy and healthy in the Madison household. I drove out to Vegas yesterday to get my dog, Trey. My sister was babysitting him while I was away. He goes to Vegas a lot, I think he has a gambling problem 🙂
I have some bad news for this Easter morning. My Guinea pig named Bodie died while I was away. I loved that stupid little pig. He lived almost 3 1/2 years and they were damn good years but he should have lived longer. I don’t know what happened exactly I just know he was being well taken care of and then suddenly fell ill. I still have my two birds and the two dogs and I thought my husband was going to surprise me with a new piggie for Easter but alas, he has not. He says that guinea pigs and parakeets are wanna be pets. Maybe I should get a bunny rabbit. It is Easter. They make good pets and I heard you can potty train them.
With or without a bunny rabbit, I hope you all have a wonderful Easter and hope you enjoyed my Easter scene called “Hunting Wabbits”. I could barely keep a straight face while filming. That is a real gun and boy was it heavy to carry. Ryan was smart and didn’t have any bullets in it or he would have gotten blasted in the bunny ass. He was so mischievous in that costume. He kept running around and hopping over bushes. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Posted in Holidays & Personal Events, Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories, Pornfidelity Shoots, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Back Home and Bunny Fucked
March 29th, 2009
My oh my I am so hormonal and my breasts are huge! They get so big once a month. They get too big for my bras and they get so big I don’t even recognize them. My husband loves me to do all my photos and video when they are big like this. The problem is, when my breasts are gigantic I feel big all over even though in reality the rest of me is still the same, it is just in my head. Well, he wins the argument because we are leaving for Cabo San Lucas in the morning to do days of content shooting! I am going to be busting out of my bikinis!
Ryan and I are leaving along with our photographer Kip in the morning and Shantal our videographer/photographer will be flying down the following day with Sienna West. We are going to vacation, shoot, and just have a fabulous time. A little tequila, some lube and we have a party! The gang is flying back on Friday and Ryan and I are going to have a weekend of we time. This will be good for us. We have a lot to talk about and plan for the future and we get so busy at home that we rarely have time just with each other. He is my best friend and I love spending time with him. More importantly, I love uninterrupted personal time with him. No dogs, no employees, no telephones or computers or family. Wow, it has been a while since just the two of us were alone. I think there will be a lot of sex involved. Good thing we like packing all our cameras with us!
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March 20th, 2009
The breasts have striked again. Yes, they are big, yes they are heavy, but why oh why do they have to put such strain on my neck? I am laying in bed this morning and I go to stretch my arms and “pop”, there goes my neck. It took like an hour to crawl out of bed to pop some Advils. Geez, I can’t get a break. First my foot and then my neck. I have to shoot on Saturday so this has to go away soon. I feel like all I do is blog to you about all my pains and ailments. Sorry, I don’t mean to be a downer. I just like to confide in you guys and let you know what’s up. I am sure I will feel better tomorrow but in the meantime it isn’t stopping me today.
I just wrote a bio for AVNonline.com and wrote my comments on my cousin Janine’s prison sentence for tax evasion to be posted on her site, www.freejanine.com. So lame what the IRS did. With all the real criminals in the world, including the executives at AIG and the various mortgage banking companies why pick on a pornstar? Here’s what I say about it…
“I truly in my heart and mind cannot believe that Janine has been imprisoned for in my opinion, such a minor offense. We all pay taxes and Janine has paid them in the past but things in life happen and mistakes are made and especially when no one was hurt or killed these mistakes can be corrected. What is being corrected by placing an icon of the adult world in prison? Janine is a wonderful and upstanding individual who wouldn’t hurt a fly. She has been singled out unfairly and I think about her every day. I lend my support by not only providing free content to add to her phenomenal new site that she herself has created but I am getting the word out to everyone I can to join the site and be part of the solution. Janine would much rather be at home with her kids, conversing with her loving fans and paying off whatever absurd amount the IRS has put on her. What good is she in prison?”
–Kelly Madison of kellymadison.com, pornfidelity.com and loving cousin of Janine’s
Now go check out her site at freejanine.com
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March 17th, 2009
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I am drinking my green coffee and eating a green pancake. Later on I’ll have to have some green beer. For now I’ll take a green benedryl. My foot is killing me. I went to doggy beach in Huntington on Sunday and I stepped on a dead jellyfish. My foot is all swollen and itchy. I can barely walk so I look rather ridiculous right now. I have to shoot an Easter themed shoot for this site today so I’ll try to ignore it and go get ready but I just want to itch it or cut it off. OK, that is a bit extreme but I am going nuts. I put anti-itch cream on it and took some Tylenol extra strenght plus the benedryl and it just isn’t working. I think the foot must go. Hey, I’ll be one of the only amputees with a website. I think I found a new niche. I’m off to go fuck a bunny rabbit and I’ll check in with you again tomorrow. Hopefully the foot will be better
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March 6th, 2009
Where have I been lately? Well, I have been having lots and lots of sex, videotaping as much of it as possible, and dealing with my dogs. I have been shooting St. Patrick’s Day themed stuff which I love to do since I am Irish and my name is Kelly. I am shooting even more stuff this weekend. As far as the animals go, my dog, Kaylee, has a really bad eye infection. She has been whoring around with the beagle from the block who comes over to play with her. She has what I call a doggie STD. Yuck! I am giving her eyedrops and perhaps she should find herself a cleaner man to play with. My parakeet is getting fat again and can barely fly so I have put her back on thyroid medicine. I swear, it feels like I run a veterinary hospital rather than a porn company.
I am going golfing on Sunday and I am bringing the camera. I have a feeling that I will be playing with some small white balls and they won’t be golf balls! I am looking forward to it. Is it legal to have sex in a golf cart? Is that driving the the green with a with a really big wood between my legs? Maybe I’ll find a nice bush to hid behind while he eats my bush. We’ll see…
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February 16th, 2009
I hope your Valentin’s day was pleasant. I am spoiled. I got so many lovely emails that I am just getting to now. I was working again on my affiliate program all weekend and all day today but I did get a surprise from Ryan on Saturday night. He gave me the moon, literally. He bought me an acre of land on the moon. I loved it. A few years ago he bought me a star. He alwasy promised me the moon and the stars and a big cock. By the way, he gave me that cock about 4 times in a 24 hour period. I really enjoyed my gift. How cool is it to get a piece of the moon not to mention a piece of ass? I just love heavenly bodies. Speaking of which, I hope you enjoyed the updates with Sara Stone. Tonight the girl/girl with her goes up. And if you are asking, the answer is “yes” her titties do feel fabulous. I also hope you enjoyed “Dick in a heart-shaped box”. I liked that one a lot. I also ate the chocolates afterwards. Instead of a cream filling they had a cream topping!
It has been raining like crazy here and I have enjoyed it. We needed the rain but my dogs don’t like walking in it. They are such babies. I love walking in the rain. I just got back from the park tonight and they didn’t want to take the long route because it was sprinkling. My doggies are spoiled.
I am going to cut up some raw liver for them before I get back to work on some emails. Kisses and don’t be jealous that I get to go cut on some raw gross liver right now…
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February 9th, 2009
I have been working from home on my computer for 3 solid days now. I put in almost 12 hours yesterday and today only 9 but I finally took a shower and changed clothes prior to sitting down tonight to write. I have been holed up in the house with only a quick escape Saturday night to go to the movies. Oh, by the way, Slumdog Millionaire is fantastic. That is the best movie I have ever seen. If you haven’t seen it, go or at least watch it when it comes out on dvd. Amazing and heartfelt. Getting back to me, I have been working on our affiliate program which enables others to promote this site and pornfidelity and it has been lacking in some TLC so to speak. I am working tirelessly on it so that everyone on the world wide web gets a chance to see these big ‘ol titties. OK, it is just too hard to take myself seriously and I have always been happy letting my husband do all the promoting because I am quite modest, beleive it or not, and I don’t enjoy self promotion. Well, it is time for me to pull my head out of my ass and get to work. I love my members on this site as well as pornfidelity and if I get enough new members to join well then I just may have to bring back live cam. I get dozens of requests a day and I nicely have said no in the past but I think the time has come or should I say cum? So with that said, tell your friends about me, tell your co-workers, go ahead, tell your uncles. I am ready to please 🙂
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