Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I am drinking my green coffee and eating a green pancake. Later on I’ll have to have some green beer. For now I’ll take a green benedryl. My foot is killing me. I went to doggy beach in Huntington on Sunday and I stepped on a dead jellyfish. My foot is all swollen and itchy. I can barely walk so I look rather ridiculous right now. I have to shoot an Easter themed shoot for this site today so I’ll try to ignore it and go get ready but I just want to itch it or cut it off. OK, that is a bit extreme but I am going nuts. I put anti-itch cream on it and took some Tylenol extra strenght plus the benedryl and it just isn’t working. I think the foot must go. Hey, I’ll be one of the only amputees with a website. I think I found a new niche. I’m off to go fuck a bunny rabbit and I’ll check in with you again tomorrow. Hopefully the foot will be better