Where have I been lately? Well, I have been having lots and lots of sex, videotaping as much of it as possible, and dealing with my dogs. I have been shooting St. Patrick’s Day themed stuff which I love to do since I am Irish and my name is Kelly. I am shooting even more stuff this weekend. As far as the animals go, my dog, Kaylee, has a really bad eye infection. She has been whoring around with the beagle from the block who comes over to play with her. She has what I call a doggie STD. Yuck! I am giving her eyedrops and perhaps she should find herself a cleaner man to play with. My parakeet is getting fat again and can barely fly so I have put her back on thyroid medicine. I swear, it feels like I run a veterinary hospital rather than a porn company.
I am going golfing on Sunday and I am bringing the camera. I have a feeling that I will be playing with some small white balls and they won’t be golf balls! I am looking forward to it. Is it legal to have sex in a golf cart? Is that driving the the green with a with a really big wood between my legs? Maybe I’ll find a nice bush to hid behind while he eats my bush. We’ll see…
