My life is going great. I have been working on my lawn like crazy. I am in a battle with the gophers. I think I am winning the war. I admit I was a weak soldier on Sunday. My little dog Kaylee cornered a gopher on the side of the house. I don’t know how she got the little guy out of his hole. She didn’t hurt him though. She licked it. The gopher was soaking wet. I couldn’t kill it. I put it on a shovel and walked out in the National Forest and chucked the little dude. He will probably make his way back to my house and then I’ll have the professional gopher killer do the deed. The gopher was too cute to kill.
Moving on to a better topic. I have been having sex dreams. I am fucking the neighbor, my dentist, strangers, and a whole bunch of people from my past. I wake up and my jaw is sore. Am I giving head in my dreams as well? My pussy isn’t sore so that is a good sign. I wake up so horny from my dreams that I have to roll over and grab under the bottom of my bed and grab my vibrator. I would have sex with my husband if he wasn’t already gone. He gets up at 6:00 AM and heads off to the office and to the gym. So a horny girl has to do what she has to do….
