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All in a days work…

Monday, July 19th, 2010

I was getting ready in the hair and make-up room when I glanced over to teen set we have and there it was, the most disgusting floral arrangement ever! I won’t mention names but there are 2 people that should have noticed it and disposed of the nightmarish sludge.


Once that was discovered and I was ready to shoot I decided to do some Myspace style photos. Wow my eyes look dark. I look kinda mean. I guess I felt mean after finding that floral fuck 🙂


I was then honored with shooting with the simply gorgeous Jewels Jade. This was taken during the scene. She is standing in front of the window looking fantastic in silhouette.


After the scene she was off to take a shower but I couldn’t let her get away from me…


That was my Saturday. It was good.

Off to court

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010


Or should I say off to battle. I have to go to EDD court to fight an unemployment case. The thrills of owning your own company I guess. I like the dress but notice my screen door of my office house is off, nice and white trashy I’d say. The dress must have brought me luck or the screen door being off because I won. Just another fun filled day!

Jury duty on hold and indecency in court

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010


I had to call in Sunday night to see if I was lucky enough to serve on jury duty, right. I got all prepped so that I could go that next morning and then the message when I called in was “We don’t need you on Monday, try again tomorrow after 6:30 PM”. Geez what a hassle. I got a reprieve which made me very happy so I shouldn’t complain. I called in again on Monday night and was told to call back tomorrow. I just called again tonight and nope, court is closed on Wednesdays, I have to call in tomorrow night to see if Thursday is my lucky day. If I do have to show up, I am wearing a really sexy and revealing dress and I am going to tell the judge that I am unable to serve my duty at this time because I am a “Pornogrpher” and my company depends on me working each and every day. People are depending on my ability to get naked and to get naked often. Do you think this will work?

Relaxing day

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

It is so beautiful outside today. The sun is out and the dogs and I are basking in it here on my patio. The neighbor dog Noz came by for a visit, I am watering my plants and sipping some juice and we are all just chillin’ today. Ryan and Kip went to go hit golf balls hours ago so who knows where they are now but me, Trey, Kaylee and the Noziator are just too busy relaxing to notice 🙂

This old cougar is getting ready to shoot some porn…

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

I am getting ready to head over to the office to shoot some porn today. We are doing a Valentine’s theme and we sort of went all out. I’ll post some pictures about it tonight.

Meanwhile, I was going through old photos to put into my new bio for the site. I came across an old photo of me and Ryan back before we were married. We had just started doing my site and we attended a promotional tour in Florida with Juggs Magazine. Look how young Ryan is! I totally look like a cougar snatching some young dude straight out the crib. Things have changed, my hair is blonde and my lips are a bit bigger 🙂 and Ryan looks older. I think he looks better. Age looks good on him, I have to work my ass off to try to not look like his Grandmother at this point. It is fun to look back.

1322_51 Back in 2001

IMG_1550 1 ago at the Internext show

Movie Night

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

I went to the movies with Ryan and Kip last night. We grabbed a bite at the King’s Fish House and then saw “The Book of Eli”. Really good, even better than I thought. Really violent and lots of heads cut off but Mila Kunis was awesome. She looked great, she kicked ass, she was really a believable character. Denzel is always great so there is no need to even mention his ass. Mila could be the next female action star. Watch out Angelina, here comes Mila…

Up late buying songs on itunes

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

OK, just got done watching my favorite band of all time, the Pixies, on Jimmy Fallon. Love, love, love them. Then I get a surprise on Carson Daly with live shows with Ok Go. Love them too. Now I am purchasing their new album. It isn’t available for download until January but with my hectic schedule I’ll forget to get it. Yes, those are the guys on the treadmills but they are so much more than that. I just realized I like bands that all have that sort of 80’s punk sound. Phoenix, Ok Go, and of course Pixies. What can I say? I’m just a girl from the 80’s who still loves music and staying up late 🙂

My new motto:

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

I have been calling my husband all day and bugging him. I don’t know why, I just needed to talk today. I wanted to talk to everyone. It was like I had a bug up my butt and just couldn’t get enough. I left today at 4:00 PM after working all day to go return some stuff I had bought last week and to walk the dogs at the duck park and to the PO Box in Orange and to do a few more errands but I could not stop calling him. I sort of made him mad. Oh well, I made him dinner to make up for it. He came up with my new motto and I really like it. It doesn’t have much to do with what I was ranting about previously but whatever. Here it is : “If you can’t beat ’em, ignore ’em!” I love it. That is totally me. OK, I’m off to go cut up some raw liver for my dogs and do some dishes. I have to write my story for Juggs Magazine. I have been such a lag on that lately. I do love writing for the magazine. I have been doing it for almost 6 years now. Oh, I think even longer. I wonder if anyone is going to get tired of my writing. I write a lot. I write for the updates on my site, I write for Juggs, I blog, I tweet. I am hesitant because I have a hard time thinking that my life or what I do or especially what I write about is that important. I enjoy it so I guess that is all that matters. I also want the fans to know that I care about them which is the main reason I do it. I want you guys to feel involved in my life, even the stupid stuff. I just want you to know that I am thinking about you and I care about you 🙂

I’m hungry for more Hungarian

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Alison Star is fresh from Budapest and I was happy she landed right on my husband’s cock! Alison was pretty and kind and had the cutest fucking clit that god ever made. The scene was fun and afterward Kip and I made Ryan take us to a nice dinner to reward us for all our efforts this weekend. I got shrimp cocktail and a wedge salad and the boys each had shrimp dinners. We had big plans to either go to the movies or out to this new bar in town but alas, those two 30 something guys couldn’t keep up with this cougar. They were tired and wanted to go home to sleep. WTF? I need to find me some 20 somethings. Anyone interested?

Leaving for dinner

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

I just went to dinner with a guy named Jason who does our flash programming for us. He has worked for us for over a year and we’ve never met. That is the magic of the Internet. We met through an ad at Craig’s List and it has really worked out well for us. Here is a shot of me and of Ryan outside of The Yard House. We got there early, which we never are that early and Jason and his date were late. Let’s put it this way, I got to taste a few of those 300 beers on tap!

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