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I’m home and I’m horny!

Monday, July 16th, 2007

I just got back from a whirlwind trip. We took off on Wednesday to Mammoth Lakes to go hiking and golfing and such. We then drove through the mountains and the desert to Las Vegas on Saturday for my sister’s wedding. We drove home from Vegas last night. I had a great time but I need to catch up on everything today. Mammoth was gorgeous and my dog, Trey was in heaven the minute he hopped out of my truck. We took him on so many walks and let him swim in the lakes. Vegas was crazy and of course I got absolutely no sleep. We partied around town in a big limo and just got crazy silly drunk. We then went out the next day for my neice’s birthday. I think I just might have to stay home for a while.

I am very happy to return to work. I miss shooting. We haven’t done really too much shooting the last five weeks. I can’t wait to get my hands on some pussy! I have been extraordinarily horny lately. I sucked and fucked Ryan so much these last few days. I gave him blowjobs while driving and once we had to stop to finish the job by fucking each other silly on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. We had sex in all the guest beds we slept in on our travels. I hope our families change their sheets!

I love getting back to work. I am doing a POV shoot this weekend that I have gotten several requests for. You all said you like the nasty business woman type so I aim to please. Take care and send me more requests.

Erotica, Weddings and big mouth on KROQ

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

I hope you have been well. I have been doing awesome. I attended the wedding and had so much fun but on Thursday I was listening to the radio and heard my favorite DJ’s talking about people that had normal jobs before going into porn. I immediately called in to KROQ here in Los Angeles and they were so kind as to let me speak on air. I got to mention the website and talk about my background. Kevin and Bean were so cool to me. I sent them free passwords so I do hope they check out the site. Oh yeah, everyone at the wedding heard me on the radio. It was a family wedding so I try to keep what I do on the down low but no, everyone heard me talking about bringing home hot chicks for my husband and I to have sex with and posing for my personal site and so on. It isn’t that I try to hide what I do. I am proud of it and everyone that I care about knows exactly what I do but I just respect people and I don’t put it in their faces. Actually, it was kind of fun knowing that people I know heard me on the radio. I just wish they could have talked to me when my mother-in-law wasn’t around!

I will be attending the Erotica LA convention this weekend so please stop by and say hi and get a free autograph from me. I will be at “The Best Porn.com” booth as I mentioned earlier last week. I’ll have DVD’s for sale and be showing off the titties for free 🙂

Sad note, Birdy bird died last night. I came home from a long day in LA and found him lying on the bottom of his cage. We had a funeral today and I am bummed out. I had that bird for over 5 1/2 years. That’s just a part of life and the negative part of owning pets but it still saddens me. I need to go get a buddy for the other bird now. See, I just can’t stop getting more animals!

Animals, Erotica and Strap-ons!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Sounds kinky, huh? No, just wanted to let you know that all the animals are alive and well, including Birdy Bird who appears to be hanging on by a feather. I was feeling a bit under the weather myself but now I am doing great so back to work I go. I have some new photos and videos to do on Thursday and Saturday and a wedding to attend this weekend. I have a few ideas on how I am going to do my solo kinky masturbation videos but I am going to sort through some of my fan mail and look through a lot of suggestions that have been sent to me. I get a lot of feedback on stockings and taking my time to undress and of course anal requests. Who knows, I meet see a butt plug in my near future!

I also need to start gearing up for Erotica LA. It is in 2 weeks and I need to get some 8 x 10’s made and a poster or two for the booth. I am so excited about hanging out with my friends at the “Best Porn.com” booth. They are kind enough to invite me to sign at their booth. I have been friends with them since I started my site. One of the head guys is bringing his wife and I can’t wait to see her. We used to hang out a lot when they lived in California a few years ago. In fact, I did my first strap on scene with her. I was the taker not the giver back then. Now I like to strap it on and fuck the girls! LA Erotica should be a blast. I can’t wait. Please come by and visit me. I’ll be handing out free signed 8×10’s , offering Polaroids taken with me and signed for only $5 and selling the DVD’s for a reduced rate. Hey, just call me KellyMart. I also just want to be able to interact with the fans and say “hi” and get to know you local boys and girls. Go to www.eroticala.com for all the show times, etc.

Old Kelly McDonald’s Farm

Monday, June 4th, 2007

If you can’t already tell by now you should know what a huge animal lover I am. I love all my babies. I have my 7 year old yellow lab named Trey, a 4 month old puppy named Kaylee, a 1 1/2 year old Guinea pig named Bodie, a 6 year old parakeet named Birdy Bird and a 1 year old parakeet named Baby Bird. I am so sad because Birdy Bird is sick. I have to take it to the vet. I just took Kaylee in on Saturday for her shots where she cried forever like a baby and Trey got an allergic reaction from a bug bite and was all swollen and bleeding on his back last week. Trey’s trip to the vet only cost $250.00 for a damn bug bite! While I was gone in Europe my sister took Trey to a doggy chiropractor and he received accupuncture treatments as well. These pets of mine are more maintenance than having kids! I feed them the best food, I give them all supplements and clean them constantly and they still get sick and have problems. Geez, can’t a porn chick get a break?

With all the problems I still love them all and wouldn’t trade them for anything. I will probably get even more animals to add to the brood. If I don’t update my site or write in my diary you will know it isn’t because I don’t care, it’s because I’m at the vet!

I have to go get ready to shoot some scenes so I am off to the shower. I get to play with some really big all natural big titties today and no, they aren’t mine. Guess who? I am tingling with anticipation. I’ll tell you all about later.

Happy Easter

Sunday, April 8th, 2007

Happy Easter Everyone! The Easter Bunny came early this year, actually he came on my face! It was great. He gave me some cream filled surprises so my Easter has been very fulfilling. Hope you enjoyed my Easter photos. I got a bit over the top with all the spring flowers but I had to set the mood.

I am diligently getting ready for my trip. We head down to Mexico early Monday morning. I am returning the following Monday night. It is Spring Break so I am sure there will be lots of people and lots of fun while I am down there. We are traveling with some friends and family. I checked and the weather is perfect.

I went shopping and bought some new bras and panties and sexy little items to shoot in while down there. We are renting a villa so hopefully I will come back with some nice photos and videos.

It is harder to go on vacation than it is to stay home and work. All these pets of mine require a lot of preparation. I am having a house and pet sitter so I am so fortunate not to have to pack them all up. My husband calls our house a zoo. It is sort of turning into one. I can’t help it, I love animals and it is not like we have a tiny aprtment or something.

I am off to go bathe and clip toenails and no, not my own! I had my pedicure yesterday. I am going to go clip my Guinea Pig’s and my puppy’s nails. I know, my life is so glamorous.

Happy Easter. I love spring. Everything feels so new and alive. Speaking of feeling alive, I am really horny right now. As soon as my husband gets back from the gym I am going to pounce on him like the Easter Bunny. The animals can wait.

Kaylee, born to bite

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

I got a new baby. That is the last thing in the world I needed! It wasn’t my fault, I was getting my hair done and in walks this adorable puppy. She was the last of the litter to find a home and she immediately came up to me and sat on my lap. She stayed there for almost 3 hours and I drove her home hoping to find a good home for her with someone else. Then I fell in love. Ryan did too. Our dog, Trey, on the other hand is waiting for someone to take her to their house. He is so gentle and kind he would never hurt the puppy but he isn’t happy. Kaylee my little biter is part Beagle, part Basset Hound and part Jack Russell. What a mix, huh? Now the brood includes one 115 lb Yello Lab, a big fat yello Guinea Pig, 2 crazy parakeets and a puppy. Well, I got a puppy on Monday, drove to Vegas on Thursday, drove back on Friday and ran around all day yesterday. I am happy to be at home today doing e-mails and catching up on my writing for the site. The puppy is asleep on my lap as I am writing this 🙂

I like the new video this week, I put on a party just for you. I like it when I celebrate, I always end up naked. I am shooting this weekend so I need to prepare for that. You have no idea how much goes into where I shoot and what clothes I wear, the nails, toes, hair, make-up, you name it. I try to give you the best that I can. This week I am going to get nasty and oily, sounds fun doesn’t it? I had a request from a member and it sounds messy and fun. I head to LA tomorrow for some business and then it is time get ready for video shoots the rest of the week. As I mentioned, we are shooting Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Sunday is my hair appointment and then I am driving back out to Vegas for another one nighter. I am putting some good miles on my truck, that’s for sure. If you see me on the road since that is my home away from home, be sure to honk. I just may flash you if you are lucky!

Back then gone then back again!

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

Too much travel for me. I just got back from Cabo, then drove to Vegas, came back and had a big party at my house and now I am leaving for LA and then home to shoot some fucking and sucking all weekend. I love my life. By the way, the girls trip to Vegas was outstanding. It was so good that I can’t post any of the photos because the girls that were with me will get in trouble. I wouldn’t get in trouble since Ryan already knows I’m a naughty girl.

The photos are great so sorry again for not posting them. While in Vegas I even ran into a few fans but I told them it was hush hush if you know what I mean.

This weekend we are shooting so I am in desperate need of a tan. I need my nails done too but a busy girl can only fit so much in. I would have more time if my damn dog didn’t keep running away. He’s not really running away, he’s just taking himself on a few walkabouts without my permission. Our gate is broken and he keeps getting out. I end up looking like a crazy woman running through the neighborhood without a bra yelling “Trey”. So I’m the crazy chick on the block, there’s always one.

This crazy chick is off to pick up her truck at the dealership now. I got my brakes fixed and an oil change. Wow, the glamourous life of a porn star. I happen to have a very helpful guy that works there that takes care of me. No he doesn’t give me any private lube jobs, just a nice guy who takes care of my truck.

See ya and I’ll check in after this weekend. I just washed up 3 really big vibrating dildos so my weekend should be very eventful!

New and Improved!

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Hey, hey, it’s me Kelly and I’m feeling well again. I even shot on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this past week. Sorry I didn’t get a chance to check in with you but I had a ton of work to do to make-up for being sick. The shoots went well and the girls were very nasty, just how I like them!

We are leaving tomorrow for Texas to check out my new house. I bought it in December and I haven’t ever seen it in person. You just can’t beat the prices of new homes inTexas. I am not moving there, just an investment. I love Texas, though. You know what they say, everything is big in Texas.

There is so much going on that I don’t even know where to begin. I’ve got some video footage of all of us in Vegas for the AVN show. I hope you like it. I want to start doing more “In the life of Kelly” style videos. I like masturbating for you and fucking on camera but I would love to share more of my personal life with you. I am very much an open book – please read me 🙂

OK, that was a bit hokey but you know what I mean. I have to take my dog to the beach this afternoon and then run by a few stores today before leaving. I also still need to pack for Texas. I’ll only be gone a few days. I just need to check out the house and get an alarm system installed. I don’t want any kids breaking in and partying at my house. Listen to me, I sound like an old lady. Hey, I’m almost 40, I guess it’s acceptable. Wish me luck in Texas and I’ll be taking photos and video while I’m there. I do need to inaugurate the house, if you know what I mean. Sex in Texas is on my agenda.

Love Ya and I’ll check in on Thursday when I get back.

Packing and Stressing

Sunday, October 1st, 2006

It’s D-day here at home. I leave for Cabo early Monday morning. I had to do laundry, clean the house, pack up all my animals and their stuff and put it in my sister’s car. She drove out on Friday night and stayed with me a few days. It was great having her here with me. I realized today that I have some high maintenance animals as I was writing out the instruction lists. Also, there was so much shit to pack. These animals need to travel lighter. It was like a family reunion today. My niece came by with her dogs and is following my sister out to Vegas. I hated to see them drive away. I wish I could live closer to my family. I miss them. Well, my sis just drove off with my dog and my guinea pig. I am taking my birds to the office while I’m gone.

I am going to go finish packing myself now. I have to bring lots of bikinis and shorts since it is about 95 degrees down there. I am also bring the video camera to capture all the sex. Of course I don’t go anywhere without you guys!

I won’t have time to write in on Monday so bye and I shall check back in with you when I return on Monday of the following week.

I promise not to drink too much tequila or pick up on any hot Hispanic girls, well, then again I can’t promise I won’t pick up on any girls 🙂

Ceiling fans and beach sand

Monday, September 4th, 2006

On Labor day I have been honoring the holiday by doing a bunch of labor. I’ve cleaned house, I cleaned cages, I finished laundry and now I am done for the day. I am going to put together a gift basket and head over to the ceiling fan store and then go down to San Diego to see my niece. I was supposed to see her yesterday but our days got mixed up. I have to get to Huntington Beach before 3:00 PM to check out some ceiling fans and then head on down to San Diego and hit the dog beach before she gets off work at 5:00 PM. I am going to take the little weasel to dinner and give her the basket. I’m sure traffic is not going to be fun but I’ve gotta do what I gotta do.

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