Nothing much going on today. My dog is playing with the stinky neighbor dog which means I have to now give my dog a bath because now he is stinky as well. I am doing laundry and cleaning while watching National Geographic Channel. I want to go down to the beach but I’m afraid it is just going to be a zoo. I think I will just stay home and do chores instead. We are shooting a lot this up coming week so I had better get done what I need before then. I think my big exciting outing today will be taking my dog to the park and going to the grocery store for some fabric softner. Whoa, slow down.
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Over the hill and through the woods
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006My new bird is doing great, my dog is depressed and misses Mammoth and I’m horny as hell! I think after I write this I am going to attack my man in bed. I’ll tell you how it all cums out, hee hee. Well, I got home Tuesday night from Mammoth. I had so much fun. All we did was hike and get in touch with nature. I even got a quickie in the meadow. Then I sat in bear shit but luckily it was after the fact. Wednesday through Sunday was busy. Friday and Saturday were shoot days and on Sunday I was a domestic goddess. I did laundry, cooked salmon for dinner and took care of all the animals. I have quickly figured out that more animals means more work. Cleaning cages and giving baths and nurturing is time consuming. And I don’t have a lot of time! Oh well, I love them and that aren’t that demanding, yeah right.
I am getting ready to go to Las Vegas. I am shooting with Carmella Bing again. She is a local in Vegas so it works out perfectly. I am also shooting with Gent and D-Cup Magazine. I hope it all goes well. I bought some sexy outfits and some new shoes. I haven’t shot with a magazine for a while so I am a bit nervous. I hope they like me. I know I will do my best to give it my all. I am also going to see my sisters for my Birthday. I can’t believe I am turning 39! Holy shit. I am almost 40 and I feel like I’m still 20. I am glad that I am not 20 again. Those were difficult years. I love where I am now. Experience is a good thing. Hey, just ask my husband! I’ll check in when I get back on Sunday. I’ll be a year away from being over the hill. How’s that for depressing? Who ever decided that 40 is over the hill? Maybe 50 is more like it.
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Off to the Mountains!
Saturday, August 12th, 2006I broke down and got another pet. I couldn’t help myself, my little parakeet was so lonely so I got him a little friend, a baby blue parakeet. Well, it turns out the little friend is being a little pain in the ass. The baby bird is totally bothering the older bird. It is escaping from the cage and now appears to be sick. I spent 2 hours at the vet this morning and the vet doesn’t think he’s sick since he is so active but we put him on medication just to be safe. There you go, my $14.99 bird just cost me $75.00 at the vet today.
I am a bit worried about the little guy since I am leaving in about a half hour for the mountains. I am taking my dog on a specail vacation just for him. He can run and play and swim in the lakes. I have several trips planned that I need to take this year so I figured I would give the dog a trip of his own. I had better go and finish packing since Ryan is waiting on me. I’ll take lots of pictures and maybe a video or two while I’m gone.
Love Ya, Kelly.
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Waz Up?
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006I took a little bit of time from shooting in order to get my business organized but I’ll be shooting on Thursday and Friday. I have to go and get a tan, get my nails done, and get ready for it. When I’m not modeling I am usually in shorts and tank top with no make-up on while working on my computer, cleaning my house, or working in the office bugging everyone there. I have spent a lot of time with Ryan’s family lately. They were over last Sunday and the Sunday before and we stopped by their house for dinner the last 2 nights. Ryan’s father is helping us get our new wheels on our Range Rover. Ryan of course went way bigger than what is reccommended for that car so it was a bit tricky getting the wheels on. He got 24″ wheels but they look really good. I of course still drive my plain ‘ol truck with factory wheels and that’s exactly how I want it. I run over curbs and shit plus I don’t like being worried that I am going to scratch or ruin something on my car. Hey, if I want to run over a shopping cart I can and in my big 4-wheel drive truck I am able to! I do enjoy riding in a nice car when I go out so it works for me perfectly when Ryan drives his car.
I have a few trips planned so I am excited about that. I am going to Mammoth August 12th to take my dog on a vacation. He loves to hike in the mountains with us and swim in the lakes so this one is for him. In late August I am headed back to Las Vegas to shoot with Carmella and to do some magazine layouts for Gent and D-Cup. I am also going to see my sisters since it will be near my birthday. In September I am going on a cruise to Alaska. I promise to flash my titties to the whales. In Ocotober I am going down to Cabo to finalize plans for our big trip down there in April of 07. I have organized every single one of these trips so I am exhausted. I need a vacation from planning vacations. Just now I got a call from a family member asking me what travel agent I use because they want to plan something and I told him I do it all. It’s actually quite easy with the Internet now. With all these trips, be ready to see some videos shot in various locations. That’s what I love about what I do. I get to go to fun places and take photos and videos and come home and share my excursions with you.
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Shooting Nikki Benz!
Friday, June 30th, 2006Yes, we are shooting the gorgeous Nikki Benz today! I am actually a bit nervous because she is so gorgeous. I am just like a guy, I get nervous around beautiful women. I also get to be like a man and fuck a beautiful girl, too. The only difference is she is shooting with me so I am guaranteed to get laid. I shot yesterday too but I am taking the weekend off. I am heading to the beach on Sunday and spending some quality time with my dog at Dog Beach in Huntington while Ryan goes surfing. I’m sure the beach is going to be ridiculously crowded since it is 4th of July weekend. Oh well, at least Trey is guaranteed a lot of dogs to play with!
I’ll check back in with you on Monday to let you know how everything went. I am still recovering from Erotica LA last weekend. I was so happy to meet with all the fans. I took a bazillion photos and let a few guys grab my titties. I’m such a naughty girl. Hey, it’s what I had to do to raise money for B.A.B.E. I sold about 500 plastic titties to raise money for them. I would have continued the titty grabbing photos in order to sell more of the boobies and raise even more money but I got busted by the Vice. They told me no more grabbing or I would be kicked out 🙁
The poker tournament was also very fun and very successful. I don’t claim to be a poker ace but I must admit, I did very well. I started with $250 in chips and at one point I had over $4,000! I got down to the last 4 tables remainig in the game and we started off with around 30 tables. I got tired of playing after like 4 hours so I started making huge, ridiculous bets and finally lost on hand with 2 queens. Oh well, it just wasn’t in the cards for me to win that day!
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Animal Farm
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006Today has been animal farm day. I have been working on the computer today but inbetween e-mails I gave the critters a bath. My dog Trey is so easy. He’s such a big dog yet so gentle. I just hop in the shower with him and suds him up. Bodie my guinea pig on the other hand is, huh, a handful! He doesn’t like water much but now he smells better. I am going to Danni’s tomorrow to shoot. I am very excited. It seems like forever since I did an outside shoot. Speaking of shooting, as I said last week, I had the lovely Devon Michaels staying at my home while she shot a pornfidelilty scene. The next day we shot with Dee. What a babe she is. I love shooting when the other girl is really into girls. I came hard and fast when she put her sexy mouth right on my clit. Dee definitely knew her way around a pussy. Unfortunately I had to take my sis to the doctors or I could have had Devon’s precious tongue on my pussy as well. Next time she’s all mine!
I did the shoot with Ed Fox as planned. That morning the electricity went off in my home because of construction down the street and the bad thing was that all the shooting for kellymadison.com, pornfidelity.com and the re-shoot with Ed was scheduled to take place at my house. I freaked out and changed everything to be shot at my studio. Ed was cool about it and he and his assistant, Edward, were wonderful to be with as always. The electricity came back on around 3:00 so I still shot at home as well. New houses are a pain in the ass. One day it was the water that was turned off by the city. Twice I have had my street in front of the house re-paved and I was stuck at home all day since I couldn’t leave my driveway and now the city shut off the electricity for a day. I never received a notice for any of these occurrances. OK, I’ll stop complaining to you but I kind of think it’s a bit crazy, or at least it is making me crazy:)
I am off to get my nails done and tan and all that girly shit. I will be in LA by noon and then it will probably be midnight until I am home. Hey, at least my pets won’t stink when I get home. I also get to come home to pretty nice husband. Maybe I’ll get a massage out of him. If I do I’ll tell you all about it.
Love Ya.
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Trey’s Birthday!!!
Saturday, April 22nd, 2006It’s my baby’s birthday. My adorable dog, Trey is 6 years old today. We have played with him all day and have spoiled him rotten with treats and toys. Our guinea pig, Bodie just fawns over Trey. He follows him around like a little boy does a big brother. It’s very cute to watch a 110 pound dog and a 1 pound guinea pig chew on the same dog toy!
I am feeling wonderful today. I got some new medication on Wednesday and it appears to be doing the trick. I feel like myself today. I am ready to take on the world once again. I missed the XRCO awards on Thursday. I was going to be a presenter but I didn’t feel well. It would have been fun to hobnob with all the people there. I am going to be on Playboy Radio again on Monday night. I will be appearing with Adam from searchextreme.com. I sent him a few of my dvd’s and he told me on Friday that he enjoyed them very much. That thrilled me and I am so excited to meet him. I’m sure it will be a blast to be on his show.
I really do feel great. I could just jump up and down right now I am so happy. I had better not, I’m just sitting here at my desk wearing nothing but a big, fuzzy white robe. No bra could mean a disaster!
There is so much to do this coming week. Monday morning my birthday boy has to go in for surgery on his paw. It’s been swollen for a long time and it just hasn’t gone away. I will run my Orange county errands that day like the PO box and the bank and the sex store for some goodies. Then I have some Polaroids to pose for and sign on Monday and then off to LA for the radio show that night. Tuesday is a dentist appointment and then back to work to get everything ready for my accountant. Wednesday I go back to L A for various errands I need to run like visiting my accountant and going to AIM and there are some furniture stores I need to hit and Thursday I go to lunch with my hosting company. They are the reason that my site almost never goes down. I have great venders. Friday and Saturday are big shoot days. I’ll be shooting for Pornfidelity.com and for KellyMadison.com and I’ll rest on Sunday, yeah right! Now that I feel better I am ready to go a million miles an hour again. Here we go………
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Off to Cabo!
Sunday, April 9th, 2006It’s late Sunday night and I finally finished packing. It’s more work to leave on vacation then it would be to stay home and work! The pet sitters came over and they are really nice. They will be taking care of the farm while I’m gone. They actually have more pets than I do so I think they are more than capable of handling a dog, a guinea pig, and a little bird.
As for me, I need help! I barely finished packing and cleaning, and laundry and organizing and list making and it is 11:30 pm. I just came into the office and shot a few Polaroids for bra and panties orders and I need to drive to LA and be at the airport at 6:00 am. I think I will be spending my entire vacation sleeping. I have to get that personal assistant position filled when I get home.
The one thing I promise to do while I am gone is to shoot some video and take lots of photos for this site. I have a new video camera and a new small digital camera. There’s no leaving town without shooting content. I tell ya, I am dedicated to you guys. I love it.
I’m off and won’t be checking e-mails for a week. Kisses and take care and I’ll check back in with you on Tuesday the 18th.
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April Fools!
Sunday, April 2nd, 2006OK, it’s just an April Fool’s joke. I love what I do and I’m not going to stop, even if it means in the future they will be rolling me out in a wheelchair to do my scenes! I would like to raise more Guinea pigs but just taking care of one is enough work for me at this point in my life.
I had so much fun last night. Ryan and I shot a sexy little scene at the studio last night and I did a few Polaroids for fans that bought some bras and panties. We finished up around 7:00 pm and then I got dressed in garter belt and stockings, lace see-through top, boy short panties and high heels. My office manager threw a birthday party for her boyfriend and everyone had to show up in pajamas. Of course me, Shantal, and our lovely hostess all wore skimpy little lingerie. Tim and Mrs. Tim had on adorable jammies with their names embroidered on them and Ryan was wearing Corona Beer jammies. Shantal’s man looked like Hugh Hefner in Converse shoes and everyone had a lot of fun. The B-Day man had on underwear that was stuffed with a sock and it was so damn funny. He said that he was ready to do a scene for the website. We stayed out until 4:00 am! I am way too old stay out that late. I’m paying for it today, though. I’m a bit tired but I am using my downtime wisely. I am catching up on some e-mails today and sorry to those of you that took my earlier message seriously. I just had to play a joke on somebody.
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Happy St. Pat’s
Friday, March 17th, 2006Well, I just saw the new cover to one of our DVD’s and it is too funny. We put together a DVD starring all our hot and sexy black girls on the pornfidelity.com site and we called it “Baby’s Mommas”. I love that title. It cracks me up. Of course, the all hispanice “Run for the Border” was a funny one but I think the best is yet to come because in May we are releasing “I’m Old Enough To Be Thier Mother” starring an all teen cast with me and Ryan. Porn is just too much fun.
Speaking of fun, happy St. Patrick’s Day. Hope you’ve got your green on. I have on a green jacket and my dog, Trey has on a green bow-tie. He looks very handsome indeed. I wanted to bring in my green food coloring and my beer pitcher and serve the gang here at the office some green beer but I forgot it all at home. I suck as a boss. I guess we’ll just have to drink regular beer. I don’t get to party too hard tonight because all weekend we are shooting. I hope you enjoy my St. Patrick’s day update. It was fun making it. I got to finger fuck myself on camera and I haven’t done any solo stuff for a while. Kisses and I’ll check in again after the weekend and let you know whose pussies I got to eat.
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