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Archive for the ‘Pet Stories’ Category
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
Happy Easter everyone! I already got my basket filled by the Easter bunny this week. Hope you liked it as much as I did! Ryan is such a sport to get dressed up like that, I just love him 🙂
The dog party weekend was crazy. First off, I lost my keys on the beach while running with the dogs. Thank God for AAA. A really sexy lifeguard called them for me and then AAA opened up my truck which made that noisy alarm go off for like 10 minutes and then called a locksmith to make me a new key. On the way home it started to pour down rain like cats and dogs and one little dog landed right in front of my truck. It was a cute little Jack Russell. I scooped him up and threw him in the back of my truck. I told you it was going to be a dog party weekend. His collar only had an animal control number on it so dumped the wet dog off at the local firestation. They were pretty excited to see the dog. They didn’t even notice me. Hmmm, those must have been some lonely firemen! Or maybe it was the comment I made about only saving cats in trees so could they help out a wet dog. Maybe.
It is Easter morning and I am off to brunch with the fam and then back to dog beach. Think I might find my keys? Hell no I won’t but I will have a fantastc time so who cares. Love ya and enjoy your Easter and all the goodies and you are never too old for an Easter basket. Oh yeah, and remember, always bite off the ears first. It makes them better listeners.
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Friday, March 14th, 2008
Woo hoo, dog party this weekend at my house! Ryan is going on a weekend cruise to Mexico with his friends for a bachelor party so it is just me and the dogs and few guinea pigs and birds. It will be nice to rest up and hang with the pets. I may even venture to dog beach. I tell ya, I am one exciting gal. I can catch up on e-mails this weekend and do a little house cleaning since the person who helps me has been out sick all week. I was feeling under the weather the beginning of the week but with my helpful drug Advil cold and sinus and I am feeling great, a bit hyper, but great. I could never take stimulants. The advil stuff gets me crazy enough.
Today would have been my father’s birthday. I think I may go out to his gravesite this afternoon and say hi. He was a great dad. He had me much later in life so I was pretty much his whole world. He took me everywhere and taught me how to sail, how to swim and dive, how to catch crabs off the rocks on the beach and most of all how to go out and have fun. He always took me to wonderful places for dinner. I was dressing up and going out before I could walk. I miss him so today I celebrate his life. Love ya dad.
I hope you have a great weekend. Get your green food coloring ready because it is St. Patty’s day on Monday and everyone likes green beer! OK, maybe just me 🙂
Posted in Family & Friends, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Weekend Dog Party!!!
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
Where the fuck did this week go? Geez, a lot has happened in a short time. We did a few shoots, we have gone to a few parties and yep, I got a new pig. Guinea pig that is. I bought him for Ryan’s little cousin’s 7th birthday but I fell in love so now he’s mine. Nah nah nah nah nah. OK, I’m not that mean. I bought another one for the little tike a few days later. That one I didn’t bond with at all. My new baby is named Bear and I love him. He looks just like a little miniature grizzley bear. No he really does. He is dark brown with a little light brown face with a long nose. My other Guinea pig seems to love him as well so we have a happy home here.
There is contruction going on in my home again which makes me crazy. Damn closets! We ordered them last December and now they are installing them. I have clothes everywhere and strange men walking through my house. 2 of them have already caught me naked, oh well. I was getting dressed so what is a girl to do? We shoot again this weekend and I have a special Easter surprise for you. You will want to be a part of my Easter egg hunt.
Also, hope you liked my nun shoot. I am going straight to hell for that one. Even the guy working on the photos to put them up experienced hellish weather and bad events happening to him and we don’t think it was a coincidence. OK, we might be dramatizing it a little but you do have to admit we could have crossed the line a bit. I had fun and if religious people can’t laugh at themselves then screw them. I laugh at myself all the time. God has a sense of humor I am sure of it!
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories | Comments Off on HOLY SHIT
Friday, February 1st, 2008
It is Superbowl weekend and I am ready to party. I actually have 2 parties to attend in one day so I’ve hired a driver for the day. My friends and me are going to take a limo to and from the various parties. It is the safe and responsible way and it will be fun just riding around with all the girls.
This week was uber busy. We shot Puma and Kendall on Tuesday and Wednesday for a new site we are doing. I am doing a bunch of the camera work and I love it. I also get to direct more since I am not personally in the scenes. I like being boss lady. It is always crazy working with Puma because she is so fun. I love having her around.
Everyone is healthy here at home so that is good. The dogs are even doing well. Oh yeah, my bird lost its tail feathers thanks to my dog Kaylee. The bird was trying to escape out the garage back door and she hunted it down and took out its tail feathers. I didn’t know whether to scold Kaylee or praise her for a job well done. The bird is fine and she is flying around the house still and tormenting Kaylee even more than before.
I hope everyone has an enjoyable Sunday. I really want the NY Giants to win but I know it is a long shot. Oh well, I just like Eli. He at least isn’t out there getting Supermodels pregnant left and right. I think Brady is way too cocky. I go for personality since I don’t follow football very closely. I probably won’t even be watching the game. The parties are so fun and I end up talking the whole time and catching up on everyone’s lives. It should be called Kelly’s Supergab day!
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Monday, December 31st, 2007
Yeah! Another year has passed and it went by way too fast. 2007 whizzed by and I have yet to catch my breath. Now we come into 2008 and I am so excited to do a whole bunch of new projects. I love what I do and I love you for choosing me to spend the New Year with. I hope I can make you happy and satisfied with all the hard work we have put into the site this past year. We try to change things up as much as possible and 2008 is going to be even better. We want to make this site as good as it can be. Have a wonderful and safe New Year and don’t hesitate to email me at kelly@kellymadison.com to let me know what your thoughts, feelings, and ideas are. I am off to the mall and then to dinner. I will be spending a quiet New Year’s Eve and New Year’s day with my husband Ryan, my dogs Kaylee and Trey and of course the Guniea pig Bodie and the bad birds. All my love to all of you. Kisses and Happy New Year.
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Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving To Everyone! I have been watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and is it just me or are the scenes from the Broadway shows just a little bit hokey? And trust me, I know hokey, just take a look at any of my videos! I still wish I was there in person. Everyone looks like they are having so much fun. I am just about to throw my dogs in the shower and get us all ready to go over to my in-laws for dinner. I can’t bring dirty dogs over for Turkey day 🙂
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Monday, November 12th, 2007
What a great game on Sunday. Ryan and I took our photographer to the Chargers/Colts game for her birthday. We took the train from Anaheim down to San Diego and the party started before we even left the house! We even ran into the people that own the hosting company for this site. Small world even in a huge football arena. It was great seeing them and hanging out with Shantal and her wonderful husband. We were pretty pooped last night but somehow found the energy for one more beer. I am beered out for a long time.
All the dogs are well, so far, and I am only making 2 trips to the vet this week. Thank God for pet insurance. We are also shooting 3 days this week. We shot a lot last week and we don’t get a break until Thanksgiving. That is our only weekend off for a few months. It is a good thing I like taking off my clothes in front of the camera!
Posted in Family & Friends, Pet Stories, Pornfidelity Shoots, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Go Chargers!
Monday, November 5th, 2007
Oh my goodness, where do I begin? Ryan and I were at home for Halloween with food poisoning, that was pretty spooky. We got better just in time to shoot 4 scenes in a row. In the middle of all this shooting my dog Kaylee eats an advil that Ryan dropped on the floor and I rush her to the vet and then she starts throwing up again right before the second shoot. She seemed OK but then I discovered something wrong with my damn Guinea Pig. I had to call the vet and get instructions and run to Walgreens and 3 hours later I had to get into make-up and then we finished up all our shooting late Saturday night. On Sunday I had no energy left so I layed on the couch all day watching football while my dog Kaylee was coming down off of a valium dosage. Yes you read correctly. Ryan laid a Valium on the coffee table and she jumped up and ate it! I looked it up and found that vets give .25 to 1 mg per pound as a dosage to dogs so I was a bit releived but she was as high as a kite. Poor baby. Ryan is totally on restriction from any kind of medicines in this house. I am off to the chiropractor in a bit and then over to get my baby, Trey. I miss him so much. He has been gone since October 19th. He was on a vacation in Las Vegas, geez I hope he didn’t come back with a gambling habit 🙂
Posted in Miscellaneous, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Advil, Pussy, Valium and Gambling
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
I feel like it has been so long since I have checked in with you and it has. I was supposed to write on Sunday after I got back from dog beach but I was delayed. I drove down to Huntington Beach with both dogs ready to take on the sand and surf. I stopped at the grocery store to get some cold water and noticed a cute botique with some very sexy dresses hanging in the window. I decided to run in really quick since it was cool out and I had all the windows down. I tried on one stupid dress and bam – my neck went out. It was in spasm and I couldn’t even stand up. I sat in the dressing room for a good 20 minutes trying to figure out how I was going to get dressed. I finally got my shorts and shirt on and I had the girl that worked there get my purse for me since bending over just wasn’t an option. I walked out painfully and slowly to my truck. I sat in the parking lot for almost 4 hours. I had no cellphone on me, my bad, and I couldn’t move. Every time I barely moved my arms my neck would start hurting even more. Geez, I was in a bad predicament. Oh, did I mention Ryan was in Catalina scuba diving? His boat wasn’t coming in until 7:00PM and this neck thing started at 4:00PM. Some really nice women helped me and let me use their phone to call him. Of course he didn’t have his phone on him, it was in his bag and the boat was loud. I had another gentleman call the police for me since I pay so much in taxes I figure I couldn at least have them call everyone I know until I get someone. No, the cop doesn’t come, a huge firetruck and ambulance come instead. What is that going to cost me? They were totally lame. I asked them to get my dogs out since it was 7:30 PM and they hadn’t gone to the bathroom for a long time. They couldn’t even do that right. Neither dogs would go to them and my large dog, Trey, came over and sat on my lap. That hurt my neck even more. They were also trying to get my blood pressure while all this is happening. Idiots. I told them to shut the doors and leave my dogs be. There was also a guy in the middle of the confusion trying to get all my information so they can bill me. Not one of them did anything to help me. I wanted my dogs given water and taken to the bathroom and maybe an icepack and to use a cell phone. They didn’t even have a phone out of 20 guys that I could use. With all that said, my husband showed up at 8:00PM and took us all home. I learned a very good lesson not to leave my house without my phone, that’s for sure.
My neck is better after being stuck in bed all day yesterday. I have typed way too much so I am going to lay back down now. So is this the kind of body issues that happen once you turn 40 🙁 ???
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Monday, July 23rd, 2007
I am back on the saddle again, or I should say back on the cock again! We shot 3 days in a row. I loved it. We bought a new camera and there is still a big learning curve to using it properly but so far so good. The photos are coming out really nice. We wanted to provide our members with better quality photos. Hey, you deserve only the best. It cost a pretty penny so please none of you cancel your memberships 🙂
I just got back from taking Trey, my lovely yellow lab, to the vet for a chiropractic and acupuncture treatment. Kaylee my littlle mutt dog got a bath and then laid out in her cabana today. Geez, when I die I want to come back as one of my pets. They do get the royal treatment. Even the birds have a golden cage and the guinea pig gets fresh vegetables daily. I suppose that is what happens when a woman turns 40 and has no children. That’s cool with me, I love my pets.
On a sexier note, wow was the sex great this past weekend. Ryan and I shot 2 really great scenes. I got the biggest load of cum ever on one of the shoots. I tried to swallow down as much as I could but it was a 2 gulper on Saturday. It was really fun to do the scene. I have been getting requests to do a scene where I am a business woman interviewing a young guy for a job. I interviewed him and then I examined him and then I fucked the shit out of him. Hey, what can I say? I have a thing for young guys.
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories, Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on Back on the saddle again!
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