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Archive for the ‘Pet Stories’ Category
Monday, May 4th, 2009
My life is going great. I have been working on my lawn like crazy. I am in a battle with the gophers. I think I am winning the war. I admit I was a weak soldier on Sunday. My little dog Kaylee cornered a gopher on the side of the house. I don’t know how she got the little guy out of his hole. She didn’t hurt him though. She licked it. The gopher was soaking wet. I couldn’t kill it. I put it on a shovel and walked out in the National Forest and chucked the little dude. He will probably make his way back to my house and then I’ll have the professional gopher killer do the deed. The gopher was too cute to kill.
Moving on to a better topic. I have been having sex dreams. I am fucking the neighbor, my dentist, strangers, and a whole bunch of people from my past. I wake up and my jaw is sore. Am I giving head in my dreams as well? My pussy isn’t sore so that is a good sign. I wake up so horny from my dreams that I have to roll over and grab under the bottom of my bed and grab my vibrator. I would have sex with my husband if he wasn’t already gone. He gets up at 6:00 AM and heads off to the office and to the gym. So a horny girl has to do what she has to do….
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Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
I hope you are enjoying our Cabo updates. We had so much fun with Sienna. She is such a great person inside and out. I am still recovering from that Cabo trip. I am also still on a diet to lose those extra Cabo pounds. Geez, pina coladas and chips and quacamole have killed my waistline. I need to stick to beer and pretzels!
I met the greatest girl last weekend. Shay Sights came and worked with us. She is so classy and smart and one of the best scenes I have ever done was with her. She is smokin’ hot and something about her is so sexual and seductive. I loved, loved, loved shooting the scene with her. She did a phenomenal solo that will be updating on this site in a few weeks. That is one girl that just gets better with age.
I still miss my Guinea pig Bodie. Bless his little piglette heart. He was the best piggie ever. Ryan is still not budging on letting me get another one. I will even settle on a floppy eared bunny. I told him that he was the only floppy eared bunny I need.
Trey my adorable yellow lab just turned 9 years old on Tuesday the 21st. He better stay alive for another 4 or 5 years or I swear I’ll kill him.
Enough about pets for now. I am excited about this weekend. I am going to the Angel’s baseball game on Friday and then to my cousin’s son’s baseball game on Saturday. I guess it really isn’t baseball, it that little kid shit. I can’t remember what it is called but it will be cute to see the little guys running around and trying to catch the ball. And no, I don’t think it will be cute enough to make me have a kid. I just can’t afford the stretch marks if you know what I mean. That would be a career killer. I love you guys too much and my breasts can’t humanly get any larger than they are now. Love ya and I’ll check back in early next week.
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Sunday, April 12th, 2009
I’m home from Cabo and all I can say is “Damn, I need another vacation, I’m tired from all that fuckin’!” Seriously, Cabo was nothing more than a serious fuck fest. I did 9 scenes in 7 days not to mention all the sex I had off camera. My dirty little feet were high up in the air all week. Aribba ribba. Yi yi yi!
Cabo was beautiful as always. Ryan and I went down with our assistant/makeup artist Kip and our camerawoman/editor Shantal and the sexy Sienna West. It was a party to say the least. We had fun and worked our little butts off. Getting through customs when we returned is another story…
Oh, hey, Happy Bunny Fucking Easter! It is Easter morning and the sun is out and flowers are blooming and everyone is happy and healthy in the Madison household. I drove out to Vegas yesterday to get my dog, Trey. My sister was babysitting him while I was away. He goes to Vegas a lot, I think he has a gambling problem 🙂
I have some bad news for this Easter morning. My Guinea pig named Bodie died while I was away. I loved that stupid little pig. He lived almost 3 1/2 years and they were damn good years but he should have lived longer. I don’t know what happened exactly I just know he was being well taken care of and then suddenly fell ill. I still have my two birds and the two dogs and I thought my husband was going to surprise me with a new piggie for Easter but alas, he has not. He says that guinea pigs and parakeets are wanna be pets. Maybe I should get a bunny rabbit. It is Easter. They make good pets and I heard you can potty train them.
With or without a bunny rabbit, I hope you all have a wonderful Easter and hope you enjoyed my Easter scene called “Hunting Wabbits”. I could barely keep a straight face while filming. That is a real gun and boy was it heavy to carry. Ryan was smart and didn’t have any bullets in it or he would have gotten blasted in the bunny ass. He was so mischievous in that costume. He kept running around and hopping over bushes. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Posted in Holidays & Personal Events, Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories, Pornfidelity Shoots, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Back Home and Bunny Fucked
Friday, March 6th, 2009
Where have I been lately? Well, I have been having lots and lots of sex, videotaping as much of it as possible, and dealing with my dogs. I have been shooting St. Patrick’s Day themed stuff which I love to do since I am Irish and my name is Kelly. I am shooting even more stuff this weekend. As far as the animals go, my dog, Kaylee, has a really bad eye infection. She has been whoring around with the beagle from the block who comes over to play with her. She has what I call a doggie STD. Yuck! I am giving her eyedrops and perhaps she should find herself a cleaner man to play with. My parakeet is getting fat again and can barely fly so I have put her back on thyroid medicine. I swear, it feels like I run a veterinary hospital rather than a porn company.
I am going golfing on Sunday and I am bringing the camera. I have a feeling that I will be playing with some small white balls and they won’t be golf balls! I am looking forward to it. Is it legal to have sex in a golf cart? Is that driving the the green with a with a really big wood between my legs? Maybe I’ll find a nice bush to hid behind while he eats my bush. We’ll see…
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Sex, videotape and dogs
Monday, February 16th, 2009
I hope your Valentin’s day was pleasant. I am spoiled. I got so many lovely emails that I am just getting to now. I was working again on my affiliate program all weekend and all day today but I did get a surprise from Ryan on Saturday night. He gave me the moon, literally. He bought me an acre of land on the moon. I loved it. A few years ago he bought me a star. He alwasy promised me the moon and the stars and a big cock. By the way, he gave me that cock about 4 times in a 24 hour period. I really enjoyed my gift. How cool is it to get a piece of the moon not to mention a piece of ass? I just love heavenly bodies. Speaking of which, I hope you enjoyed the updates with Sara Stone. Tonight the girl/girl with her goes up. And if you are asking, the answer is “yes” her titties do feel fabulous. I also hope you enjoyed “Dick in a heart-shaped box”. I liked that one a lot. I also ate the chocolates afterwards. Instead of a cream filling they had a cream topping!
It has been raining like crazy here and I have enjoyed it. We needed the rain but my dogs don’t like walking in it. They are such babies. I love walking in the rain. I just got back from the park tonight and they didn’t want to take the long route because it was sprinkling. My doggies are spoiled.
I am going to cut up some raw liver for them before I get back to work on some emails. Kisses and don’t be jealous that I get to go cut on some raw gross liver right now…
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories, Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on The moon and the stars
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
I got back from Vegas on the 15th without an AVN trophy but with a great outlook on my life and my business. OK, it was great just to be nominated and there is always next year. But truly I have a new appreciation for my life. We got back and before I could rest we began shooting again which always puts me in a good mood. We worked all weekend and I can’t wait to share the content with you. I shot with a sexy all natural large breasted girl with a great little ass. Guess who? You will have to wait and see next week. This week has been busy and a bit turbulent but things are settling down and we begin another weekend of nasty pussy pounding video shooting. Speaking of pussy pounding, I made Ryan stuffed pork chops last night and then we took a romantic bath together and I guess he liked the food and my sloppy cock sucking I did in the bathtub because he ate me out like there was no tomorrow. I had a great night of sex but it was way too dark to capture on film. I’ll try my best to recreate it this weekend with the lights on 🙂
I just got back from the park walking my doggies. They were so good. I am going to go cut up some raw liver for them. Yuck but they love it and the homeopathic vet has me do it. I am also going to make dinner again for Ryan but I don’t know if it will be as good as last night. We will see if I am rewarded with another tongue lashing!
Posted in Pet Stories, Pornfidelity Shoots, Tales Of Mr. Madison, Voting & Contests | Comments Off on No Losers and stuffing my pork
Sunday, December 14th, 2008
OK I have accepted that my nails are sore. Yes, still. But I had a delicious weekend of curling up with my dogs and guinea pig and watching some movies and catching up on e-mails. I had a roaring fire going last night and it was just me and the critters. Oh yeah, a glass of wine too! Ryan flew to Dallas over the weekend to attend the football game. He will be home tomorrow and we shall celebrate his birthday with his family. On Tuesday I am going to whisk him away to a private suite and cuddle up with his critter 😉
I love being at home, truly. I love my house and my pets and spending time alone is very fulfilling to me, especially when I have my trusted vibrator to get me through the cold night. I am still ready for more sex. I shall be shooting this weekend and then the big Company Christmas party. The employees are going to literally shit their pants when they see what we hve in store for them. Our programmer is flying out from the East Coast and our photoshop and web guy is flying in from Texas and the rest of the local gang will be with us on Saturday. I am feeling festive and giving and I dig that feeling. I really am one of those weird ones that prefers to give than to receive. OK, maybe not oral sex!
Posted in Family & Friends, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Still ouch but much happier
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
I am so excited. Playboy TV is coming here on Thursday to do a show about little ‘ol me! They are doing an interview and a behind the scenes of what it takes to make this website. I can’t wait but I am a bit nervous. II know it will be fun and I have nothing to be nervous about. Sienna is coming over to help me out. I just love her. My crew is really excited as well since they will be featured on the show too.
Other than running around and getting ready for a big TV crew to come over to my house I am doing a bunch of Halloween stuff. I went to a family party last night where I dressed up as mermaid, my husband in his scuba gear, my little dog in a lobster costume and my big dog was dressed up as a shark. I made his costume by hand and let me tell you, it isn’t easy to make a foam rubber shark costume for a 115 lb yellow lab.
Posted in Announcements & Changes, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Playboy TV and Sharks and Lobsters
Saturday, May 31st, 2008
This is my Memorial weekend holiday. I stayed home and worked and relaxed last weekend so this weekend we are headed up to Mammoth Lakes. I have my dog, my man and my hiking boots and my backpack and that is all I need for a good time. The little dog Kaylee is staying behind with Grandma and Great Grandma. I can’t wait to smell fresh air and to hike around and admire the beauty of the great outdoors. Of course we are bringing a camera. There is nothing more freeing than being naked in nature. I’ll check in with you when I get back
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Off to the Mountains
Friday, April 11th, 2008
Well I am back from Cabo and the memory card from my camera is full! I took a lot of photos and shot 2 videos. Hey, I would have done more but we had parental units with us all week. I got nasty whenver I possibly could!
Mexico was beautiful. The weather was perfect. I am now packing for Palm Springs to attend a wedding this weekend and then I leave for Vegas on Monday. No rest for a weary travelor, that’s for sure. I just want to stay home with my doggies, wah! OK, enough crying like a baby. I am so lucky to go to all these places. I always wished I could travel when I was younger. Hey, watch what you wish for. And yes, I will be taking the camera on this weekend trip as well. Who knows, it will be 4-13 on Sunday which is our anniversary so I might get lucky. Maybe a little ass action is in the picture. You never know. I could actually fulfiill all my false promises from the past and suck it up, literally and take it in the ass. Then again, I could just be a big cock in the ass tease.
Love ya, I’ll check back in when I get back from Vegas. I am driving there to get my dog and to see my sisters. Woo hoo, party time for me and Trey. My dog goes to Vegas way too much, I think he has a gambling problem 🙂
Posted in Family & Friends, Holidays & Personal Events, Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Across the Border and off to the desert
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