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Archive for the ‘Pet Stories’ Category
Sunday, August 30th, 2009
The neighbor dog Noz came over today to play with Trey and Kaylee. It turned into a dog battle on the living floor on the furniture and anything else could could get their dirty paws on. I swear it was like I was running a dog fighting ring here in my home. I was going to start taking bets on who was going to be the champion. Kaylee was biting poor Noz on his skinny little legs and even gentle giant Trey got into the action and started to bite Noz on the neck as he would swing his body into the air in his atempt to run away from the violence. I calmed all 3 digs down for a bit and gave them all some food and water and then the action started up all over again. Usually Kaylee and Noz end their fighting with a love connection similar to this shot below taken a few weeks ago but not today, it was all out war. My living room floor is covered in mutilated dog toys. It isn’t pretty.
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Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
It was such a pleasant drive home. We even stopped off at our favorite gas station where they have goats and horses and chickens. I fell inlWe drove from Mammoth Lakes to my in-laws where they threw me a birthday party with all the family. We had tri-tip roast on the grill, vegetables, salad, wine and more wine. We sat in the spa and it was a wonderful evening. I came home this morning from there and now I am ready to work. I have so many emails to do it is overwhelming. I am unpacking and catching up on things at the office. It is always comforting to be home but I just love the mountains. I think I would prefer to live there than on the beach where I grew up. The ocean view is nice but as I get older I much prefer that of mountain tops and lush green valleys. See, I may just end up a hermit living in the mountains with all my critters never showering or shaving again. Sorry Ryan.
Speaking of showering, I need to go take one right now before Ryan gets home.
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Tuesday, August 18th, 2009
I went and got laser on my chest on Friday. No big deal, just a thing called a photofacial but instead of on my face, it helps with repairing sun damage on my chest and we all know how big my chest is ;0
All I can say now is ouch, ouch, ouch. I had it done before but the nurse must have just jammed up the power on this second one because it hurts and my skin looks like it got a 3rd degree burn. I stayed in all weekend and I couldn’t even wear a bra it hurt so badly. I couldn’t shower either because the warm water hurt my chest. I was stinky and ugly this weekend. Lucky for Ryan. It is supposed to take 10 days to heal but at the rate I am going the next scene I do I am going to have to pretend I have a skin disease and the only cure is to cum all over my chest. Hey, I’m willing to work with it.
My week is going to be pretty tedious with paperwork, accounting and bills and stuff. I do leave on Friday for the mountains, Yeee Haaaw. These are some photos from my trip back in June. I love Mammoth and so does Ryan and Trey. The only thing Trey doesn’t like is getting stuck in the back seat of my truck for the 5 hour drive.
   
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Saturday, July 18th, 2009
My dog is home, he looks a little Frankensteiny with his staples on his belly but he is all patched up and ready for me to love on him again. I know I go on and on about my critters but I just can’t help it, I love them and they occupy a lot of my spare time. My dogs are my hobby.
I was a busy little beaver since Wednesday getting ready for my shoot that I did today. I had to go up to AIM to test, I took my truck in for some work, I had to go shopping and tanning and all the basic stuff I do prior to getting my mug in front of the camera. I was so happy that I got to work with Summer Sin again. It has been almost 3 1/2 years since I’ve had my mouth and hands all over her big titties. I had the novel idea of shooting a scene outside with her and covering our big breasts with klondike ice cream bars. They got all melty and smooshy and gooshy and it looked good and tasted fantastic but it felt really weird. You think I had enough of the messy shooting after last weekend but no, I’m a glutton for punishment and covered myself in vanilla ice cream and chocolate topping. I was glad to to get in the pool and suck some cock after that big mess. The only thing that was sad was that 2 hours of hair styling got fucked up in 20 minutes of shooting. Oh well, what I won’t do for you guys!
 Here’s a shot of us covered in our “Blonde Dike” bars!!!
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Thursday, July 9th, 2009
Good news all around, the vet has decided to wait on the surgery until next week and give the mass on my dog’s side some time to get smaller with some oral medication. I think he will be fine. I am not as afraid as I was on Sunday night thinking it could be cancer, it still could but it wouldn’t be an aggressive form. I’m OK with this news. I have a week to get him all healthy and ready for surgery. I am going to take him early next week to his acupuncture appointment so he is in tip top shape. Hey, I did the same thing for my Mother when I took care of her so it is nothing new to me.
Ryan shaved the beard. Oh lord was it getting annoying. It worked great for a few of the shoot. He looked like dirty old man when we shot a teen for pornfidelity last week. And it was perfect for the lumberjack scene for my site, by the way I hope you liked it. I was very happy with how it turned out. My husband is once again young and fresh and clean shaven and now I feel old. I think I’ll have him grow it back 🙂
 
Posted in Pet Stories, Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on Dog OK, I’m OK, Lumberjack beard – gone!
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
I haven’t blogged about it earlier because I have just been so sad about his passing. I loved Michael. I grew up listening to the Jackson 5 and then fell in love with Michael when “Off the Wall” came out. I was able to see him and his brothers in concert back in 1983 and then I saw Michael again in concert after “Thriller” came out. I even have a singed autograph of Michael in my office that I got in the 80’s. I always loved him and I always thought he was misunderstood. I watched the memorial today and I cried my eyes out. If only he were alive to see the outpour of love he may have not had to medicate himself so much. The trials and the speculations and accusations killed him. I feel he was always innocent. I am going to miss him like everyone else. I have never felt this way about an entertainer passing. I felt like I knew him, as if he were a part of my life. I am grieving like so many others. I thought the memorial was awesome. I think Elizabeth Taylor and Diana Ross are selfish for not attending. If they cared so much for him then why couldn’t they be there to support even his children. If it were the other way around I feel as though Michael would attend their memorials. I hate selfish people. And yes, I said hate.
Oh well, I am off to bed so I can’t rant on and on any longer. Anyways, I have to keep my mind on my doggy tonight. I am taking him in for surgery possibly tomorrow at 9:00AM. I found a new lump on Saturday night and I was squeezing on it when it sort of burst inside him. It then swelled up and in less than 12 hours grew about 10 times larger than it was. I know, I’m a dork. I took him in the vet that Sunday and they took a sample. I talked to the vet tonight and it might possibly be cancerous or just a bad reaction to what I did. Pray for me that it isn’t cancer. I love my baby. It was hard saying goodbye to Michael but saying goodbye to Trey will absolutely kill me.
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Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
I am such a bitch. My household assistant, Cathy, took my dogs for a walk and the mighty hunter Kaylee brought into the house a lizard and its tail fell off and Kaylee had the tailless lizard in her mouth. Cathy was screaming like someone had died, the tail was never found and I had to capture the lizard and put it outside. Meanwhile my sister heard the calamity since she was on the phone with me when Cathy began to scream her head off and my phone died before I could tell my sister what was happening. Of course she thought the worst with my crazy dogs and she called Kip and Ryan at the office. They jumped in the car and sped towards home to assist me with whatever disaster they all imagined was occurring. I finally called my sister back and snapped at her for calling the office prematurely, there is the bitch part, called Kip and Ryan before they got here and told them to go back and then got mad at my dog for having a lizard in her mouth and then proceeded to get mad at Cathy for making such a commotion over a little lizard. Geez, the whole world was falling apart over a little lizard tail. I called the sis back and apologized. I pet the dog and I thanked Ryan and Kip for reacting so quickly. I am still annoyed at Cathy but she is deathly afraid of lizards so I need to get over that. I told you, the porn business isn’t that glamorous. The only tail I get around here is one from a fucking lizard!
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Pet Stories | Comments Off on I’m a Bitch and the Lizard gets no tail and either do I!
Thursday, May 14th, 2009
I awoke this morning with a new man laying beside me. He is white with brown spots and very soft to the touch! The neighbor dog named Noz that visits us every afternoon had gotten in when I let my dogs in the morning to go to the bathroom. He must feel at home here because he jumped up on my bed and snuggled in with me. I thought it was my dog Kaylee so I was quite surprised when I woke up and saw it was Noz. He is such a little shit. I fed all 3 dogs breakfast and I have come to realize that I am the neighborhood dog lady.
I had a great night. My husband made love to me and it was fabulous. The bedroom window was wide open and I screamed in pleasure so fucking loud. My 2 neighbors are about an acre away from me and I am sure I woke them up with my cries of passion. Damn, I know why I married him 🙂
Hey I just realized, I had 2 men in my bed in less than 24 hours!
Posted in Pet Stories, Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on New man in bed with me
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