I attended a car show in Belmont Shores, CA on Sunday. It was our first car show with our Pantera. OK, ours was totally the best. Ryan’s father did an amazing job on the whole car. Everyone loved it. There is nothing old about the car except for the original body. The interior is a creamy camel color and it is as soft as butter with a camel color suede lining the roof of the interior. The car is fast, 520 horsepower and the biggest, fattest tires I’ve ever seen. We are going to chrome the engine and transmission next. I never thought I would be into cars but I am now, or at least my cars. I still drive my 05 Dodge Ram and I love it but sometimes a girl needs to ride in style.
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Tuesday, September 15th, 2009I am 42 but not afraid to get messy!
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009Good morning everyone. Yes, today I am 42. Holy cow. How the hell did that happen? I swear I just turned 35. Then 40 hit me like a lead balloon. Now this? 42??? I guess I can’t get caught up with numbers. I feel good, my life is good and hey, I haven’t lost the ability to laugh at myself. For example, take a look at my birthday update. I get my cake and eat it too, as well as get it smooshed all over my face, my breasts, and then I roll around in it. I guess I like cake.
Happy 4th of July
Saturday, July 4th, 2009
Happy 4th everybody. I am sorry it has been a few days since I’ve blogged in with ya’all. I took this goofy picture with my old iphone, I really need to get that new one, I think it will provide much better quality. I might even be able to post video blogs, whoopie. Now getting on with 4th of July get on. I am so excited about today. I get to go over to my family’s house and have a ping pong tournament, drink beer and eat really bad food for me. I didn’t practice my ping pong skills recently but I’m feeling confident. Look out pops, I’m gonna kick some ass today!
Have yourselves a wonderful holiday and please be safe. Don’t let a firecracker go off in your ass or even worse, don’t drink and drive. Have a safe and sane holiday and I’ll check in on Sunday. I might have a hangover so pray for me 🙂
To all of you in uniform serving for our military, I wish you love and pray that this time next year you can be at home with your families playing ping pong. Love ya all.
I salute the troops!
Monday, May 25th, 2009A quick note but my shortness doesn’t reflect my sincerest and deepest feelings for the people that serve our country. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I am enjoying a wonderful weekend in the glorious purple mountains majesty while you are stationed all over the world and in Afghanistan and Iraq away from your loved ones. Thank you and I wish you a speedy return home.
Happy St. Pat’s and Jellyfish bites
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I am drinking my green coffee and eating a green pancake. Later on I’ll have to have some green beer. For now I’ll take a green benedryl. My foot is killing me. I went to doggy beach in Huntington on Sunday and I stepped on a dead jellyfish. My foot is all swollen and itchy. I can barely walk so I look rather ridiculous right now. I have to shoot an Easter themed shoot for this site today so I’ll try to ignore it and go get ready but I just want to itch it or cut it off. OK, that is a bit extreme but I am going nuts. I put anti-itch cream on it and took some Tylenol extra strenght plus the benedryl and it just isn’t working. I think the foot must go. Hey, I’ll be one of the only amputees with a website. I think I found a new niche. I’m off to go fuck a bunny rabbit and I’ll check in with you again tomorrow. Hopefully the foot will be better
Happy New Year!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008Happy New Year Bitches! It’s 2009 and and I am high on my cough syrup with codeine. I drank a swig of it and chased it with a glass of Chardonnay and wow, I am feeling no pain. I don’t know if I can take wine with this cough syrup but it sure feels good 🙂
It’s the New Year and I am so excited. I welcome 2009 with open arms. Give it to me baby! Change is in the air. I am so fucking excited about this new year. I am quite sure that this coming year is going to rock. I don’t use that term often but I am hopeful that it applies correctly to this new year.
So everyone let us all be hopeful and full of promise. Good thoughts can only create good things. This year in 2009 I have a feeling that everything is going to be just fine. With that said, I love you and be safe and I’ll check in with you next year.
T’was the night before the night before
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008Yes, it is the 23rd of December – Yikes! Lord help me I still have so much to do. This new relaxed attitude that I have adopted lately isn’t serving me at all. I am happier but I don’t have everything done and today I am shooting a sex scene and visiting a good friend from thebestporn.com for lunch. I am putting on Christmas dinner and I haven’t even shopped for food yet. Oh well, I guess I will just put on something sexy and fuck on film and forget about all my little insignificant problems 🙂
Our company Christmas party was on Saturday. Oh my goodness we had way too much fun. We stayed up all night drinking and laughing and playing with the new Kareoke machine. I never knew I had a hidden Donna Summers inside me! We had a pre-party at the house and then had a limo take us to dinner where we met up with our programmer and his lovely girlfriend. After dinner we played a game where they spun a wheel and won vacations like Hawaii, Cancun, Cozumel and New York. We then took a limo back to the house and I had everyone that drank spend the night. None of us slept except for Cathy. That was a good thing because she woke up the next morning and made everyone home-made biscuits, gravy, eggs and bacon, sausage, sliced fruit and french toast. I love our group of people. Everyone gets along so well now. We have the best employees in the world.
Thankfulness
Thursday, November 27th, 2008I am so blessed and thankful. I just received news that my production company has been nominated for 5 AVN awards! Wow, this is truly an honor. Go to AVN.com to get all the details. I am so happy about being nominated for best Web Starlette. I work so hard on this site and love it so much and to be honored for it such a plus. Today is Thanksgiving and again I find myself so thankful for all the great things that have come my way. It has been a lot of hard work but now getting the show on Playaboy TV and the AVN noms I am simply over the top. I am thankful for my lovely members on this site and on pornfidelity.com and to all my loving fans who e-mail me.
Have a Wonderful day today. Eat a lot of turkey and pumpkin pie. I know I will. I’ll have to go and exercise it all off this weekend but who cares. My husband likes it when I gain a few pounds because it all goes to my tits!
B-Day Time and Vegas Bound
Monday, August 25th, 2008Tomorrow is my 41st birthday. Shit, I’m Old! OK, maybe not ancient but I can’t believe I am over 40 now. I feel great, my life is great, my business and employees are such a pleasure to me. Just today I was reminded how life can get away from you so quickly and I am so thankful for what I have. A dear friend was injured today and he is so young and healthy and now I wish him a speedy recovery.
I don’t have much time to enjoy the birthday. I am busy cleaning and packing and getting ready to be gone for 7 days. I have a birthday lunch at noon and then I am going to the Angel Baseball game at night. I am heading to Vegas early Wednesday morning to go shoot with Anton from Gent magazine. Then I spend a day with my sis and then off to Mammoth with my husband and my dog, Trey. We will spend Labor Day weekend up there and drive home early Tuesday morning.
I have so much work to do and fan e-mails to reply to and I just need another me. That is what I want for my birthday, another Kelly. Now I know my husband would have a heart atttack with 2 Kelly’s in the house but he would die with a smile on his face 🙂
I returned yesterday from Morongo Casino in Desert Springs. It is a really nice Indian Casino near Palm Springs. I didn’t win any money but I had a great time. We stayed in a great suite, had a wonderful meal and danced the night away. I got a little crazy and shook my booty way to much and my neck is killing me. I shouldn’t try to do that 80’s headbanger move anymore. Now I really do feel my age!
