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Archive for the ‘Holidays & Personal Events’ Category
Monday, May 26th, 2008
Happy Memorial Day to you. I am taking the day off and speding the day with my family. My sister is here from Vegas and the dogs are running around the house like a couple of freaks. She is spoiling them and giving them so many treats they are going to explode. Ryan is going to go golfing to give us some “girl time”. He says we sit around and talk about the same thing for hours on end. Hey, even if we do I have listened to his conversations with his friends and it sounds no better!
I would like to take some time out and thank all of our brave men and women who are all over the world serving our country. My heart goes out to their families and wish all the soldiers a safe and healthy return. My own father served in WWII as well as my uncles and Ryan’s father and his uncles all served in Vietnam. We are lucky that we got all our relatives back home safely. I am thankful to the people that have given their lives for our freedoms. Let’s not let them be forgotten or forget about all the rights and privileges we have recently lost to our current administration. Our Forefather’s I am sure are turning in their graves.
Speaking of graves, DO NOT go and see Indiana Jones. It is bad. Not enough whip action, and you all know how much I like to be whipped! I went yesterday and the most exciting and intense moments of the movie was when the little kids ran back and forth in front of me. Oh how I wanted to trip the little brats. DO go and see Ironman. Ryan wanted me to add that. It is really good. The best action movie since the original Star Wars trilogy.
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Friday, April 11th, 2008
Well I am back from Cabo and the memory card from my camera is full! I took a lot of photos and shot 2 videos. Hey, I would have done more but we had parental units with us all week. I got nasty whenver I possibly could!
Mexico was beautiful. The weather was perfect. I am now packing for Palm Springs to attend a wedding this weekend and then I leave for Vegas on Monday. No rest for a weary travelor, that’s for sure. I just want to stay home with my doggies, wah! OK, enough crying like a baby. I am so lucky to go to all these places. I always wished I could travel when I was younger. Hey, watch what you wish for. And yes, I will be taking the camera on this weekend trip as well. Who knows, it will be 4-13 on Sunday which is our anniversary so I might get lucky. Maybe a little ass action is in the picture. You never know. I could actually fulfiill all my false promises from the past and suck it up, literally and take it in the ass. Then again, I could just be a big cock in the ass tease.
Love ya, I’ll check back in when I get back from Vegas. I am driving there to get my dog and to see my sisters. Woo hoo, party time for me and Trey. My dog goes to Vegas way too much, I think he has a gambling problem 🙂
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Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
Happy Easter everyone! I already got my basket filled by the Easter bunny this week. Hope you liked it as much as I did! Ryan is such a sport to get dressed up like that, I just love him 🙂
The dog party weekend was crazy. First off, I lost my keys on the beach while running with the dogs. Thank God for AAA. A really sexy lifeguard called them for me and then AAA opened up my truck which made that noisy alarm go off for like 10 minutes and then called a locksmith to make me a new key. On the way home it started to pour down rain like cats and dogs and one little dog landed right in front of my truck. It was a cute little Jack Russell. I scooped him up and threw him in the back of my truck. I told you it was going to be a dog party weekend. His collar only had an animal control number on it so dumped the wet dog off at the local firestation. They were pretty excited to see the dog. They didn’t even notice me. Hmmm, those must have been some lonely firemen! Or maybe it was the comment I made about only saving cats in trees so could they help out a wet dog. Maybe.
It is Easter morning and I am off to brunch with the fam and then back to dog beach. Think I might find my keys? Hell no I won’t but I will have a fantastc time so who cares. Love ya and enjoy your Easter and all the goodies and you are never too old for an Easter basket. Oh yeah, and remember, always bite off the ears first. It makes them better listeners.
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Saturday, February 23rd, 2008
So sorry it has been so long. I promise to get you caught up to date. Valentine’s day was an adventure. Ryan and I rented a boat and cruised around the Long Beach harbor. We had a bottle of wine and some appetizers and when I attempted to do some topless photos out there on the water we almost hit some of the docked boats. It was a close one and lucky for us no damage done since some of those boats docked in the narrow channels looked very expensive. After our sunset cruise we went to dinner. We then went home and made lots of you know what. That weekend we continued our Valentine’s celebration and went up to the mountains. Just us and the dogs. It was nice to get away. We stayed at a beautiful inn that has individual cabins. I love Arrowhead and so did the dogs. We walked them until even they were pooped. Ryan and I also went ice skating. I was doing pretty good until BAM!!! I hit the ice hard with my right knee. I was laughing but it hurt like hell. I got up and skated some more just to prove I wasn’t a big baby but I really am.
We just got done shooting today. Yesterday we shot for pornfidelity.com with a favorite girl of ours, Monica Mayhem. Today’s shoot is a secret. We are working on a new project. I am so excited for you to see the new site we are working on. I also did a very hot video for this site on Thursday. Very, very nasty. Let’s put it this way, the Vatican would not be happy 🙂
Oh I almost forgot. I called in on Monday on Playboy radio. I had a great interview and they wanted to know the latest DVD’s out and such. It was fun. I was going to drive up to LA and be there in person but Monday ended up being a crazy busy day. I think it would be so great to host my own radio show. I have such a big mouth. I love to talk and I love people. Hmm, hey Playboy if you are listening, I’m interested.
I hope you are enjoying my last update. Ryan and I were screwing around at home and wanted to give you a POV video of me. I like to think that I am sucking your cock, heh? I like it that way.
OK, not much more is going on. We are of course shooting more and more porn this week. I tell you, we are like a porn manufacturing company. We just can’t shoot enough of it! Hope you are enjoying our labor of love. Well I Love ya and I’ll check in later this week.
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Thursday, February 7th, 2008
Now we can all get back to being productive on Sundays! The Giants won so I was happy about that. I told Ryan to bet on them but he bet on the Patriots. Should have listened to his wife. Oh well, I am just happy that I won’t have to stay home every Sunday anymore. The car I rented for Superbowl Sunday ended up being a hit. Instead of a Town car that I ordered the guy showed up in a stretch limo! Same price but way more fun. The kids hopped in for a ride around town while watching Transformers and then we kicked the kids out and went around to various Superbowl parites. Me and the girls and one guy named Tyler just hopped from party to party stealing beers as we went. I didn’t see much of the game but it was fun.
What was even funner was bowling with all my friends after Superbowl was over. The only problem is that I chose a ball with the biggest finger holes so as not to break my long nails and the ball weighed 16lbs. I must have pulled a tendon because I can barely move my arm and it is already Thursday. I couldn’t even type earlier this week. Geez, I have 2 shoots to do this weekend. I guess the theme of the sex scenes will be the incredible one-arm gimp! I can’t believe I did this to myself. Earlier in the week my leg and neck were hurting but that is all fine now. I just can’t move my right arm. I am such a dork. Hey, no handjobs for Ryan. For that matter, no masturbation for me either – Yikes!
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Friday, February 1st, 2008
It is Superbowl weekend and I am ready to party. I actually have 2 parties to attend in one day so I’ve hired a driver for the day. My friends and me are going to take a limo to and from the various parties. It is the safe and responsible way and it will be fun just riding around with all the girls.
This week was uber busy. We shot Puma and Kendall on Tuesday and Wednesday for a new site we are doing. I am doing a bunch of the camera work and I love it. I also get to direct more since I am not personally in the scenes. I like being boss lady. It is always crazy working with Puma because she is so fun. I love having her around.
Everyone is healthy here at home so that is good. The dogs are even doing well. Oh yeah, my bird lost its tail feathers thanks to my dog Kaylee. The bird was trying to escape out the garage back door and she hunted it down and took out its tail feathers. I didn’t know whether to scold Kaylee or praise her for a job well done. The bird is fine and she is flying around the house still and tormenting Kaylee even more than before.
I hope everyone has an enjoyable Sunday. I really want the NY Giants to win but I know it is a long shot. Oh well, I just like Eli. He at least isn’t out there getting Supermodels pregnant left and right. I think Brady is way too cocky. I go for personality since I don’t follow football very closely. I probably won’t even be watching the game. The parties are so fun and I end up talking the whole time and catching up on everyone’s lives. It should be called Kelly’s Supergab day!
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Monday, December 31st, 2007
Yeah! Another year has passed and it went by way too fast. 2007 whizzed by and I have yet to catch my breath. Now we come into 2008 and I am so excited to do a whole bunch of new projects. I love what I do and I love you for choosing me to spend the New Year with. I hope I can make you happy and satisfied with all the hard work we have put into the site this past year. We try to change things up as much as possible and 2008 is going to be even better. We want to make this site as good as it can be. Have a wonderful and safe New Year and don’t hesitate to email me at kelly@kellymadison.com to let me know what your thoughts, feelings, and ideas are. I am off to the mall and then to dinner. I will be spending a quiet New Year’s Eve and New Year’s day with my husband Ryan, my dogs Kaylee and Trey and of course the Guniea pig Bodie and the bad birds. All my love to all of you. Kisses and Happy New Year.
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Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
Merry Christmas Everyone! The holidays are so busy but I wanted to drop a note and say thank you so much. I am having a wonderful Christmas and I do hope yours is as well. We had our company Christmas party the other night and let’s just say it was a ball. Last night was a family get together and today I am hosting a party at our home. It has been chaotic but a good chaos. Lots of love and joy with just a dash of stress.
I really do hope you enjoy our Christmas update. Ryan looke so cute in his Grinch outfit. I don’t know how my assistant finds those costumes for us. It was difficult to keep from laughing while sucking on his cock. We had fun and love doing goofy things to keep you entertained.
Love You and Merry Christmas!
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Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving To Everyone! I have been watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and is it just me or are the scenes from the Broadway shows just a little bit hokey? And trust me, I know hokey, just take a look at any of my videos! I still wish I was there in person. Everyone looks like they are having so much fun. I am just about to throw my dogs in the shower and get us all ready to go over to my in-laws for dinner. I can’t bring dirty dogs over for Turkey day 🙂
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Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
10. She’s a goblin!
9. I’d like to get a little something
in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands and
knees and bob your head.
7. She’s got a couple of nice
pumpkins on her porch.
6. If you just lick it,
it will last longer.
5. Let me see your big sack.
4. Can I eat your zagnuts?
3. Have your mom check it
before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
And the dirtiest sounding but
not-dirty Halloween saying is…
1. He’s got candy spread out
on the living room floor!
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