I was away for Christmas with family so I was unable to blog at ya. I hope your holidays were fun. I got everything I wanted and more. Everyone in my family is healthy and we all survived this past year with the bad economy and I am looking forward to good times ahead. We spent time with Ryan’s grandparents and hooking up their new wii and playing tennis and bowling with them. It was a blast. Old people are fun, what can I say. I also went to the movies with the fam and saw Avatar in 3D and on the Imax screen. We waited in line for 2 hours and had perfect seats. We switched off every 15 minutes while eating and drinking at Islands restaurant. The system worked out well. It was all worth it. My goodness that was a great movie. I never knew blue people could turn me on so much:)
My new update went up today. I am bringing in the New Year with something special in my glass. Check it out for yourself. It is the newest update in my member’s section.
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I’m back home and I’m getting ready for New Year!
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009Merry Christmas
Thursday, December 24th, 2009
Merry christmas to all and to all a happy holiday that is safe and warm and loving. Remember that family can not only be the one you were born into but the family you create with friends and loved ones and fellow employees and such. Family is what you make it. I got lucky and married into a great family. I have also been fortunate enough to create a wonderful family here at Kelly Madison Productions. Again, I send my love to all of you out there and you too are part of my extended family. I couldn’t do any of this without you. Love and Happiness to you all.
1st Christmas party of the year
Sunday, December 20th, 2009
Went to the family get together last night. I had a car full of presents all ready to party with the fam. There were 8 kids all ranging from 1 – 8 and I played with them all night. I made them call me “mom” and Ryan “dad”. I told the family we were the new John and Kate plus 8. Kids require a ton of energy. I have always thought of myself as a naturally hyper person but after last night I was seriously pooped. I don’t think I’m having any kids anytime soon even though I just love them. I don’t have enough time to properly care for a child and nor do I want to subject a child to my lifestyle. It would just be too selfish in my opinion. I know other women do it and it is great I just couldn’t hide it from my child. I’m too loud and obvious 🙂
Holiday Humor
Thursday, December 17th, 2009OK, I have been busy but with really boring shit. There is nothing exciting to tell you about. So instead of boring you with my recently tedious life, I’ll try to put a smile on your face 🙂
I thought my employees who frequently read my blog would enjoy that one! One says “slow” and one says “lazy” and one says “bad attitude”. They know who they are!
It got pretty hot being outside on a cold winter night
Sunday, December 6th, 2009
Let’s just say that my Christmas shoot for kellymadison.com isn’t traditional. I had fun doing it and it goes up on the site just in time for Christmas on December 22nd. Ho ho ho, Merry Burning Christmas 🙂
Friday is my Turkey Day
Friday, November 27th, 2009I fed the homeless yesterday and just got back from playing tennis while the parents prepared a yummy dinner for us. I had to work up an appetite. I didn’t do that bad but the Williams sisters have nothing to fear.
Happy Turkey Day!
Thursday, November 26th, 2009
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I am sooooo thankful for everything in my life. I love my fans and I enjoy doing my websites and dvd’s and running my business and working with phenomenally talented people and my home life is great. I in fact am so thankful that today I am not eating turkey and watching the football but I am off this morning to downtown Hollywood to feed those less fortunate. It is a great charity. It is called Food on Foot and Ryan and myself will be there today. I am also bringing warm coats and clothing to donate.
Kisses to all of you and have a great day. Thank you for all the lovely emails I have received this morning. I adore you all and I will be eagerly responding upon my return home on Wednesday of next week. I am going to LA today, my in-laws on Friday for a belated Thanksgiving dinner, and then Ryan and I fly out to Minnesota on Saturday morning to attend the Vikings vs the Bears on Sunday. I have never been to Minnesota so last night I checked out all the things to do. There are some great museums and restaurants and other fun stuff. I can’t wait. It should be cold and I love cold weather so I am very happy to go. Oh yeah – “Go Bret Favre!” I love him.
What’s for dinner?
Sunday, November 1st, 2009
My somewhat lame yet oddly humorous attempt at culinary art viva La Halloween. The ghosts were made of mashed potatoes. Very tasty indeed. I used some bat eye and cat gut to make the casserole, an old family recipe.
Happy Halloween Everyone!
Saturday, October 31st, 2009We are just a bunch of bananas!
This is the official Halloween family photo. Today we are all just hanging out in our pajamas. Hmm, bananas in pajamas!
This is Ryan’s pumpkin he made. I guess it is a drowned victim? He always does creepy or gross pumpkins.
Mine is way cuter except I burnt the shit out of my fingers from the hot glue gun gluing on all those damn feather. Oh yeah, I made a royal mess too. Thank god for Cathy.
I am going to make dinner. I don’t know if I feel like 2 headed baby or severed arm?
Scream all night long
Monday, October 19th, 2009I went to the Scream Awards on Saturday night put on by Spike TV. So fucking cool. We had total access VIP tickets, it helps when you know people who know people, and we had the time of our lives. Most of the audience is dressed in costume so we fit right in. I loved it up until we went back in the green room – VIP bar are and none of the stars were dressed in costume. Nope, not a one. The guys from the movie Twilight were there, Sienna Miller, Slash, (btw, his wife tried to pick up on Ryan, hee hee) and Morgan Freeman and some of the cast from True Blood which is my favorite show of all time. There were so many stars hanging out right next to us, mind you, none of them in costume, it was great, except for the fact that I looked like “Nurse Kelly” from my “Cockenstein” episodes! Oh yeah, as coincidence would have it “Cockenstein 3 will be airing on Oct. 27th the same day as the Scream Awards will be airing on TV. Here are some pics, love Ryan’s makeup, I had sex with him all night like that. What can I say, I am a total dork and monsters totally turn me on.
