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June 12th, 2010
Check out the note I found on my windshield at the store yesterday.
I was so flattered. I thought that someone had noticed me and was attracted to me even though I looked a mess. I returned home and completely forgot to tell my husband about my admirer. The next day I called him and told him about my “little note” left on my car and I even told him the email address. He smugly repeated the email address to me and was acting strange. Mind you, not like jealous strange but smirky strange if that makes sense. He then began to laugh. Yes, the note was written by him and Kip. Those buttheads saw me at the gas station and stalked me. They waited for me to come out of the grocery store and discover my note. They had a big laugh at my expense but don’t you worry none. Revenge shall be sweet!
Posted in Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on Boys are Mean!
June 11th, 2010
I just got a hold of my husband’s iphone and found these little diddies. We stayed at Circus Circus in Reno and got drunk and went off and played arcade games. Ryan won me 2 bears, an ugly green monkey and a stuffed $100 bill. I know, WTF? You should have seen me coming down the escalator with all that crap!
After spending $50 to win $5 worth of crap we hit the roulette tables. I love playing roulette. I wasn’t lucky in gambling that night but I was lucky in fun. I decided to lick the chips and place them on my forehead. OK, maybe they should have stopped serving ME drinks. Oh well, it was fun even if the hangover wasn’t, actually it wasn’t that bad. I had fun even in the airport that next day. Reno airport is so cute and small. Mine and Ryan’s flight, even though he was going to LA and me to Vegas and he on Alaskan and me on Southwaste, left minutes apart from each other. We said goodbye to each other and I made Ryan give me a passionate kiss right in front of the only bar and restaurant in the airport and as he walked away I screamed out “You promised me you are leaving your wife!” I yelled out again “thank you for a wonderful weekend darling”. “Please tell your wife about me when you get home!” Everyone was staring at us. I had a good laugh and Ryan was totally embarrassed. Yes!
Like I mentioned in an earlier blog, my sister watched my dog Trey in Las Vegas while I was in Reno and Kaylee got babysat by Ryan’s grandparents. What a spoiled little girl. Here is a shot of her on the couch where she isn’t allowed just soaking in all the spoiledness.
Posted in Pet Stories, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on More Reno 911…
June 9th, 2010
Wah, I got home last night from my whirlwind trip but Wednesday morning my niece’s dog bit me right on the lip and hard too, I’ve got two holes in my left upper lip. No shooting this weekend. I had to cancel my shoots. I don’t look pretty. But the car sure did look pretty in Reno.
  
The car show went great and I had fun with Ryan and the family. I lost my new iphone right before the trip so I wasn’t able to take a bunch of photos. Talk about depressing. I just paid $500 for that damn phone not too long ago. The only good news is that over the weekend I learned about the new g4 phone coming out. Woo hoo I will finally have a flash on my phone camera.
After my weekend in Reno I did have a great time in Vegas with the sisters. We went to lunch on Monday and then did some gambling at Madalay Bay. Not a winner but I did smoke an excellent Davidoff cigar and had a great time even if I was losing. We went to dinner and the movies on Tuesday and saw “Date Night” which was hilarious. Wednesday AM I drove home after my frighteing dog attack by a rabid Cocker Spaniel and then promptly drove my dog, who by the way has never bitten a person or thing in his life, to his hydrotherapy session. Now I am pooped and my lip feels like it is going to pop so I am going to plop my ass in bed right now. Talk at ya later…
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June 5th, 2010
I just got done driving by myself from Orange County to Las Vegas and then dropped off my Escalade Hybrid and my Treydog with my sister so she can babysit and got on a plane and flew to Reno for a car show where Ryan’s car is being shown. I’m hanging with Ryan’s family in Reno this weekend and then I am flying back to Vegas on Sunday night to hang with my sisters for a few days. My eldest sister, Judi, is having a birthday on Monday. All 3 sisters and my niece are going to lunch, just us girls and it has been way too long since we’ve done that. I am driving back home on Wednesday and I’ll post some pics from my trip and tell you all about it. Right now it is go go go but I will check in later. Love ya and hope you are enjoying my anal scene 🙂
Posted in Family & Friends, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Drove to Vegas, flew to Reno!
June 4th, 2010
I gave you hints about what I did a few weeks ago and now it is up on the www.pornfideity.com site for all to see. The last clue I gave was that it rhymed with “mutt sex”. Yep, I had butt sex! I did my first anal scene on pornfidelity.com. Geez, it has only been 7 years, I mean gosh, don’t rush me! The scene is with the naturally large busted Haley Cummings. She just started doing anal so Ryan really had his way with us. As she exclaims in the video, “You ripped my asshole!
Posted in Announcements & Changes, Pornfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on Did ya figure it out?
June 1st, 2010
Hope your Memorial Day went well. I worked on Monday while all the employees had a paid day off. Not that I am complaining 🙂
To tell you the truth, I actually worked very hard on Monday. My husband decided that he wanted to shoot photos and video of me for my site, kellymadison.com, in our garage. Hey, sounds like no biggie, right? Wrong. My garage was a total mess. There were gigantic dust bunnies everywhere, some random mice droppings, piles of crap that needed to go to the office and 2 gigantic bags of clothes and shoes that needed to go to Salvation Army plus all my gardening tools were tossed all over the place. It was a wreck. I had laundry to sort and do and along with cleaning. The task seemed overwhelming at first but once I got started I couldn’t stop. I was on a cleaning rampage. After I put everything in its place the best I could, I vacuumed the entire 4 car garage. With that complete, off to the shower I went. It was a fun shoot and plus at the end of the day not only did I have an update for my site, but hell, my garage looked pretty good 🙂
All in a hard day’s work I say. Here are 2 videos, the first one I am trying to act cool and the 2nd one is more the real me, hee hee.
Click here for video #1
Click here for video #2
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Holidays & Personal Events, Personal Photo & Video Shoots | Comments Off on What I did on Memorial day
May 31st, 2010
This has got to be the saddest photo. It pains me to see those coffins being flown home. I feel so badly for the families and friends of our fallen soldiers. I dearly hope the politicians decide quickly that our troops are not expendable and send everyone home soon. I know that is a far fetched fantasy but on a beautiful Memorial day like today it is difficult to comprehend the complexities and the reasoning of our country fighting over in Iraq. I have had a hard time with that particular war since the beginning. I send my love and gratitude and undying support to all our troops.
Posted in feelings and thoughts, Holidays & Personal Events | Comments Off on Memorial Day
May 30th, 2010
Her name kinda gives away how the scene ended yesterday but whatever, I love predictability 🙂
Actually the scene was great. We did the whole thing by the pool and in the spa. We drank some beers and had lots of sex, it really felt like we were just enjoying Memorial weekend and not working. She was a delight to work with and I coudn’t stop touching her beautiful natural breasts. I have really lucked out lately. Almost every girl I have shot with has natural boobs. It used to be so difficult to find natural girls and now I am bestowed with plenty. Everything was so easy yesterday and felt so good. Ryan decided that he was going to be Mr. oral extraordinaire and he sure was! So far my weekend is going great. I had 2 great days of shooting that were unbelievably fun and now today I am taking my dog to get his laser treatment on his spine and then go for a walk at what I call “Ducky Park” and then pop my bootie into the hair and make-up chair and shoot some more porn. This is no holiday weekend for me, there are no holidays in porn, porn is a holiday!
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories, Pornfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on Miss Lexi Swallow and Me
May 29th, 2010
How do you like the horny but homeless girl’s toothbrush we made for her? I had to try it out for myself. Works good…
 
Brusha brusha brusha!
Posted in Pornfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on More homeless fun
May 28th, 2010
OK, I donate a lot of money to the homeless so why not fuck a bum, right? Here’s a hot little number that was down and out but was willing to “put out” for some food. Sex for food is a good motto. I’ll have sex for free…
For more homeless porn, check out pornfidelity.com on June 18th. You won’t look at a homeless person the same again!
Posted in Pornfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on Dirty Homeless Porn
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