I had to call in Sunday night to see if I was lucky enough to serve on jury duty, right. I got all prepped so that I could go that next morning and then the message when I called in was “We don’t need you on Monday, try again tomorrow after 6:30 PM”. Geez what a hassle. I got a reprieve which made me very happy so I shouldn’t complain. I called in again on Monday night and was told to call back tomorrow. I just called again tonight and nope, court is closed on Wednesdays, I have to call in tomorrow night to see if Thursday is my lucky day. If I do have to show up, I am wearing a really sexy and revealing dress and I am going to tell the judge that I am unable to serve my duty at this time because I am a “Pornogrpher” and my company depends on me working each and every day. People are depending on my ability to get naked and to get naked often. Do you think this will work?