If you are thinking I am a little strange the answer is yes, and my life is more than just about dogs but do you really want to hear how NATS (our affiliate program script) is driving us nuts, AT&T has totally fucked up our phone lines again, we have dig alert coming out so that we can dig big ‘ol trenches on our property to put in new conduit before we can add more pipe to our existing T1 lines and did I mention we are training a new person at our company? See, I warned you, the real world is no fun but doggies are! They are loads of fun and taking them to the park at 6:30 PM when it is still 85 degrees outside doesn’t sound like fun but it was. They loved their walk and you can tell by those hanging tongues. Gotta love ’em!
Shooting for the 4th
June 28th, 2010It was hot as a mutha fucka on Saturday and I decided to do a 4th of July theme shoot complete with hot dogs, bbq, flag decorations and balloons. It sure felt like the 4th on Saturday the 26th. The weather has been so cool and nice in June and now it is heating up. I am announcing NO MORE OUTDOOR shoots for me until October! My make-up practically fell off my face and at my age I can’t afford that to happen 🙂
Here are some post shooting photos, notice how hot and semi-miserable I look behind that smile!
Survival of the B-Day Bashes
June 27th, 2010I am officially done. I hit 2 birthday parties last night and then a late night snack at Denny’s. Oh what a night…
Today I am keeping it quiet and staying at home with the doggies while Ryan and Kip are golfing. My tongue hurts from my late night snack still. I ordered the new banana french toast at around 1:00 AM and it came out on a sizzling fajita type platter and I should have known by the mini pot holder on the end of the handle but noooo. I took a big bite and fuck me, out I spit the frenchie toast like it was a bad load of cum. Spat! Kip laughed at me and didn’t believe me. He then took a huge bite and burnt the shit out of the roof of his mouth! Too funny. We ended up not eating another bite. I see a law suit in my future 🙂
Party on dudes!
June 26th, 2010Wow, what a week it has been. I shot a bunch of scenes this past weekend, got a visit from my sisters from Las Vegas, did a birthday bash on Sunday and Monday for my sister Cheryl along with with eldest sister and my niece and then off they all went back home Monday night. I then got back to work and on Tuesday night I put on a big birthday bash for Cathy, the woman responsible for keeping both houses, my personal home and the work house commonly referred to as the compound, in tip top shape. She turned 50 so we went all out. We had linen table cloths and napkins and flowers and food and drinks and decorations. It really did turn out well. Wednesday morning It was then back to business and then we had another birthday party for our newest member to the 413 crew on Thursday. It was a quaint little pizza party but I think he appreciated it so that is all that matters 🙂
Now we are coming up on Saturday. Well, we just finished our shoot today and we did a shoot for pornfidelity yesterday. Tomorrow holds another day of shooting and 2 more birthday parties to attend. WTF, did couples fuck like crazy in September? I mean com one, my father in law, my sister in law, my 2 sisters, 2 employees, an employee’s husband and a partridge in a pear tree all had fucking birthdays this month. I am exhausted and broke. Don’t these people know that I work for a living?
Here are some shots from today’s shoot. I know I suck with the updates lately but I really do need to buy my iphone. I can’t find my lost phone anywhere. I don’t want to replace it, I am holding out for the new one. For now this is all I got…
We had fun in our outdoor pick up with our sexy little redhead today. We figured out that my individual breasts were bigger than her head and that they were too big for my black tube top dress. Oh well, I like being naked 🙂
Really happy with this week’s updates
June 25th, 2010I love my “Sloppy Seconds” update this week. It was really indicative of my true life. Ryan did a scene with Angel Dark and then ran home to me with all her juicy juices still on him. That is how we started my scene and I dropped to my knees in the hallway and attacked my man. The cover-up dress I had on was the perfect print, I was a total cougar and pounced on my young man!
Summer Fun is here with Lexi Swallow.
Hey, it was a hot day and she was a hot bitch and Ryan gave us a bunch of hot cum. Check out the free video clip here.
Ryan did it, he finally did it!
June 18th, 2010He has been talking about fucking a bum for years. I would say almost 3 years now! Well, Mr. Madison finally got his wish and here it is in all it’s homeless glory…
Check out the free trailer, it is bummilicious. Bum Fuck!
Kelly does the Pep Boys
June 14th, 2010I am speaking of myself in the third person so that is weird but even weirder is me hanging out in the auto supply store. I was at Pep Boys today getting some new windshield wipers for my truck. I had my way with Manny, Mo and Jack and then I hopped into a little sand rail they had for sale at Pep Boys. Kip got in on the action and hopped in the smaller one. I think that one is made for kids but don’t tell Kip 🙂
Going on a picnic
June 13th, 2010Like My Spread?
Here we are on a warm Saturday afternoon and we are getting ready to shoot our “picnic in the woods” scene for kellymadison.com. Hey we even have our cameraman Kip ready to capture this feasting.