Check out the note I found on my windshield at the store yesterday.
I was so flattered. I thought that someone had noticed me and was attracted to me even though I looked a mess. I returned home and completely forgot to tell my husband about my admirer. The next day I called him and told him about my “little note” left on my car and I even told him the email address. He smugly repeated the email address to me and was acting strange. Mind you, not like jealous strange but smirky strange if that makes sense. He then began to laugh. Yes, the note was written by him and Kip. Those buttheads saw me at the gas station and stalked me. They waited for me to come out of the grocery store and discover my note. They had a big laugh at my expense but don’t you worry none. Revenge shall be sweet!
