Our backyard full of dirt soon turned into a backyard puddle. Our drains were clogged and the water wasn’t going down. Ryan put on his water-proof snowboarding outfit and his fishing boots and went out to save the day. He unclogged the drains and covered our trees with tarps to keep them from freezing overnight. We had to haul in the patio equipment and move the potted plants inside. I am pretty spoiled living here in Southern California, we don’t have to deal with storms that often. Long Beach and Huntington Beach got tornadoes. I just got a rain soaked man that I had to dry off and warm up. That was pretty fun 🙂
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From sunshine to rainfall
Thursday, January 21st, 2010Cabo Wabo Wallapalooza!
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010Whirlwind trip from Vegas to home to LAX to meet Sienna to board a flight to Cabo to fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. It was non-stop video and photos from morning, noon, and night. We shot an entire DVD. Several wild and crazy scenes will be up on Kellymadison.com and 3 of the hardcore 3-some scenes will be on pornfidelity.com.
Sienna was amazing. She was down to have a good time and down to eat my pussy! I fell in love all over again. Oh yeah, Ryan was fun too! It was party party party. We had a place that is over 10,000 square feet with a private giant spa on the patio overlooking Land’s End and all the beautiful cruise ships that sailed into the bay daily. It also has a private garden on the top of heaven and a private gym and lots of bedrooms, a pool table and giant flat screen TV and a private library. I think we fucked in every single room 🙂
Here is just a sample of what fun you’ll be seeing on the sites in the next few weeks. I am now at home resting up. I need some serious down time after all the Vegas and Cabo fun.
My Baby’s at the game!
Sunday, December 13th, 2009
For Ryan’s birthday I flew him to Dallas to go to the game today. He is there with Kip and Tim. I thought I would enjoy a weekend to myself with just me and the dogs but now I miss him terribly. I wish I was there with him. I like going to football games, way more fun than watching them on TV. I don’t like Romo though, he’s a big pussy. I don’t like Tom Brady or Tony Romo. They can suck my ass. Wow, I’m pretty crude for a Sunday morning 🙂
Went to woods with the dogs
Thursday, November 19th, 2009
I went on a 2 hour hike with my dogs early this evening. I picked up some more hay (4 more bails) on the way home and I’m getting ready to do our shoot tomorrow. The dogs were happy but dog tired. I am home now and they are fed and asleep. I still felt a little afraid since all along our hike in the woods there are signs everywhere warning of mountain lions.
Get ready for a ho-down from your favorite Ho!
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009I hope your day went well. I was doing a photo shoot today for my kellymadison.com site. It went very well, thank you. I still can’t get used to it getting so damn dark out so early so we had to rush the end before the sun went down but we finished just in time. I had a great weekend. I drove around around all day on Saturday and got some bails of hay, 6 to be exact, and took the dogs to a place called Oneil Park in Santiago Canyon. It was a bit of a drive but so worth it. I had another reason for going to park other than walking my dogs through trails that have signs all over them saying “beware of mountian lions”, I knew the trees would be full of fall leaves and they were. It was beautiful. I brought a big trash bag with me and carefully picked the prettiest leaves and filled my bag with orange, yellow, brown and red glorious leaves. Today I put the hay against my brick wall, laid out the leaves and started to shoot some porn. It goes up the Tuesday before Thanksgiving.
Whose boobs are these?
Saturday, November 14th, 2009
Yep, they are mine. I did a few boob fetish videos on my site. This one entitled “breast appreciation” went up last week. This week I am a nasty window washer and yes, it’s all about the tits. Who cares about my face, my body, legs. All the focus is on my enormously large natural breasts. You can tell my breast obsessed husband shot the videos and did the photos. Gotta love him, it would really suck if he was an ass man, right?
What if Ryan didn’t marry me?
Friday, November 13th, 2009
He would probably be kind of some sort of punk ass with a bad attitude and marry a total slut like my good friend Sienna. Check it out for yourself. Let me know if you think Ryan made the right choice with me or would he have had more fun. See the free trailer of Ryan and Sienna on pornfidelity.com
Sore throat from too much you know what…
Sunday, October 25th, 2009Here it a glorious Sunday and I could be at a football game, at dog beach, out shopping but noooooo. I’m home with a sore throat. Wah. I am a big baby. I swear I get strep throat if someone just looks at me. I continually wash my hands, I use the sanitary wipes where you wipe off the handle at the grocery store and I don’t put my hands on my face or in my mouth. How the hell do I get sick? I put myself to sleep with NyQuil, 2 hefty shots at that, and woke myself up with 2 Advil cold and sinus(that’s the stuff they make Crystal Meth out of!). I feel like Elvis, I need drugs to put me out and drugs to pep me up. I’m a hunka hunka burning sick.
Scream all night long
Monday, October 19th, 2009I went to the Scream Awards on Saturday night put on by Spike TV. So fucking cool. We had total access VIP tickets, it helps when you know people who know people, and we had the time of our lives. Most of the audience is dressed in costume so we fit right in. I loved it up until we went back in the green room – VIP bar are and none of the stars were dressed in costume. Nope, not a one. The guys from the movie Twilight were there, Sienna Miller, Slash, (btw, his wife tried to pick up on Ryan, hee hee) and Morgan Freeman and some of the cast from True Blood which is my favorite show of all time. There were so many stars hanging out right next to us, mind you, none of them in costume, it was great, except for the fact that I looked like “Nurse Kelly” from my “Cockenstein” episodes! Oh yeah, as coincidence would have it “Cockenstein 3 will be airing on Oct. 27th the same day as the Scream Awards will be airing on TV. Here are some pics, love Ryan’s makeup, I had sex with him all night like that. What can I say, I am a total dork and monsters totally turn me on.
Another day, another pussy…
Saturday, October 17th, 2009Yep, shot another pornfidelity.com episode tonight. This teen was a naughty girl. She was a very bad 18 year old that I caught playing in my closet. She needed a spanking and I gave it to her, so did my husband. Here is a shot of Amia Miley before she left. I can’t wait to show you the update, it goes up in 2 weeks.