And why does she make my dick so hard?

Do you like the boots? I like them a lot. Think I need to own a pair, these are on loan from the guy that make them.

What a nice Monday. It is a holiday, not for me I always have work to do but for a lot of people. It is gorgeous and overcast and moody outside. I love love love this kind of weather. Nothing over 68 degrees would be perfect for me. Speaking of work to do, I am doing Polaroids and autographs for one of my fans. Through my store on my website he purchased 10 sets of bras and panties. That is the biggest order from one guy to date. It was fun dressing up in my bras and posing for him. All of them are for his personal collection. I thought he might me e-baying them but no, I have to sign them all for him 🙂

Oh my, I have meeting with my accountant on Tuesday and he wanted all my personal stuff sent to him prior to our meeting. Ughhhhh. That means I had to do 3 days worth of work in a half day and get it sent up to him this morning. There was a 6:00AM alarm when I couldn’t figure out where I had put a $10,000 withdraw from my account. That just about killed me. Thank god my office manager found it and I had taken it out of my personal and loaned it to the business. Whatever, its all the same but I do like to know where every penny is. I am also sick as a dog. I cam back from Montana feeling fine but then a day later my chest began to hurt. Hey, that’s a big chest to be hurting! Well, I am now coughing and hacking so I won’t be shooting today and too bad, today we have Taylor Wayne. I dressed up Ryan to look like a kid. He even shaved off his beard and stuff so he looks about 18, if that. The two of them together should look naughty. Just how I like it 🙂

I am in the dirtiest Cadillac in the world driving home from Vegas. We have driven so far 2400 miles and a total of 41 hours actually in the car and have been in 6 states. Now that’s a road trip!

I have arrived at my new home here in Crackerville, Montana. I like my new digs, the dogs have befriended a couple of country dogs and I have seen where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the natty light flows all damnday.
Ryan and I drove 10 hours the first day and arrived in Ogden, Utah. We had a great room that took doggies with a big park to run them around in. We then got up at the crack-o dawn and drove into Butte, Montana. My family has a ranch in Crackerville. We drove around yesterday and saw Skalkaho falls, ended up a at cool little bar in Wise River and had a Trout ale from the Montana Brewing company. I was adorned in camo just in time to have a beer with 3 local hunters wearing my same outfit. I punched out a football player and then drove home had pork roast with Big Daddy, Big Joe, Bi-Polar Rick and the rest of Crackerville Clan. I am now an honorary member. With much luck and anticipation, Ryan and I will be adorning “the wall”.

That is what the little kid said to his mother when we were at the park filming the beginning to Pornfidelity’s 300th episode. My husband Ryan, aka the king had the gang carrying him through the park and they even did a pick-up scene on the city bus.

I have never worked so hard or laughed so hard in my life. I am still exhausted. I can’t believe it is already Thursday. We just returned all the rentals after driving home from Monterey. I’ll give you more info on that later. I am just laughing too hard at the photos Ryan just sent me. Hee hee. I like this photo of all the girls, again, it is good to be the Queen…

Oh yeah, here’s another good shot of the Burger King. This is going to be the best pornfidelity.com update ever!

Yes, Ryan is my knight in shining armor. Here he is up on our bed putting some lighting up for our shoot. I don’t know how he got up there and I can’t believe he has that light hanging from my custom crown molding. I still don’t know if I’m happy about that…

This is the cool statue with the suit of armor on that I spoke of last night. How cool is that? The replacement cost is $10,300 so I hope we don’t fuck it up. Yikes, not a good thought. OK, I am yet again a tired puppy so off to bed I go for my big, big day.

My bedroom has been transformed into a palatial estate, hee hee.

No, I’m not referring to my dogs Trey and Kaylee but I am referencing myself. I am one tired puppy. My dogs are asleep on the bed and I really want to join them. I just finished putting together our new set to shoot our 300th Pornfidelity.com episode on Friday. It is very exciting. We are going to be filming with 4 very extremely sexy girls. (I’ll tell you their names on Saturday) It is going to be a five-some. Oh yeah, lots of pussy eating going on and lots of costumes and props. The boys just got back from LA where we rented a life-size suit of armor, 2 royal velvet chairs, a coat of arms plaque, and a huge oil painting of Henry the VIII and various other goodies. I re-did my massive bed with drapery material and adorned it with frilly tassels. There are pillows and oriental rugs and pedestals and on and on and on…

I told you I am pooped. I just got out of my shower. Oh yeah, and there was no air conditioning in my home today. It went out yesterday and the A/C dude didn’t get here until after 6:30PM. It was only 100 degrees out today. No biggie, I just sweat off 10lbs which I needed to 🙂