I went to the Scream Awards on Saturday night put on by Spike TV. So fucking cool. We had total access VIP tickets, it helps when you know people who know people, and we had the time of our lives. Most of the audience is dressed in costume so we fit right in. I loved it up until we went back in the green room – VIP bar are and none of the stars were dressed in costume. Nope, not a one. The guys from the movie Twilight were there, Sienna Miller, Slash, (btw, his wife tried to pick up on Ryan, hee hee) and Morgan Freeman and some of the cast from True Blood which is my favorite show of all time. There were so many stars hanging out right next to us, mind you, none of them in costume, it was great, except for the fact that I looked like “Nurse Kelly” from my “Cockenstein” episodes! Oh yeah, as coincidence would have it “Cockenstein 3 will be airing on Oct. 27th the same day as the Scream Awards will be airing on TV. Here are some pics, love Ryan’s makeup, I had sex with him all night like that. What can I say, I am a total dork and monsters totally turn me on.