He has been talking about fucking a bum for years. I would say almost 3 years now! Well, Mr. Madison finally got his wish and here it is in all it’s homeless glory…
Check out the free trailer, it is bummilicious. Bum Fuck!
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Ryan did it, he finally did it!
Friday, June 18th, 2010Boys are Mean!
Saturday, June 12th, 2010Check out the note I found on my windshield at the store yesterday.
I was so flattered. I thought that someone had noticed me and was attracted to me even though I looked a mess. I returned home and completely forgot to tell my husband about my admirer. The next day I called him and told him about my “little note” left on my car and I even told him the email address. He smugly repeated the email address to me and was acting strange. Mind you, not like jealous strange but smirky strange if that makes sense. He then began to laugh. Yes, the note was written by him and Kip. Those buttheads saw me at the gas station and stalked me. They waited for me to come out of the grocery store and discover my note. They had a big laugh at my expense but don’t you worry none. Revenge shall be sweet!
Hard working lady
Saturday, May 22nd, 2010I did a shoot last night that I have NEVER done before for pornfidelity.com and the last time I did what I did last night was like 7 years ago for kellymadison.com and I only did it once! I am so excited to post it on the site. It goes up in 2 weeks. I’m getting nastier as I get older!
I am shooting a hot little teen girl today. She is just the cutest thing. My husband is in the shower with her having sex for the intro of the video. Yes, I’m blogging while he’s fucking a hot girl in my shower, I know, he is the luckiest man alive, don’t you know it.
I took a photo of myself, just my way of saying “hi”. I’ll post a few photos of my shoots from this weekend later on in the week. Wow, do I have some high hair going on. I get bored and I like to change my hairstyle now and then. Hope it looks better on video than it does on my iphone 🙂
More Cabo…
Friday, April 23rd, 2010
I really enjoyed my trip. I wish I was still there. Ah, the beautiful sunsets, the cold margaritas, the spicy salsa and my pet cat! Yep, here is a photo of my not so gordo gato. She was skinny and hungry so I fed her. Ryan told me I couldn’t take her home. Oh well, I have this photo and my memories to cuddle up to at night.
Oh yeah, and the damn horse ride never happened. My lower back was killing me so instead Ryan and his buddy Greg switched the romantic horse ride on the beach for 2 for ATV riding on the beach, a far more masculine activity for a couple of guys to do together 🙂
Happy Saturday
Saturday, April 10th, 2010Here it is Saturday night and I am sitting on the computer in my sweats with my dogs sleeping at my feet. I am one partay animal!
I just got done doing all my “to do” lists not only for myself but for my employees. Yeah, they just love that shit. Writing everything out is a job in itself! I am leaving Monday morning for Cabo and I admit that I am reluctant to go due to all the endeavors I am right smack in the middle of. Geez, life will have to be on hold while I bask in the sunshine and ride a horse along the beach and go snorkeling and surfing. Easier said than done. To make myself feel busy, and less guilty, I have planned excursions for every day we are there. Ryan wants to know if it will even BE a vacation. Oh well, I am a plan-aholic. I like to plan shit, hey, I’m a Virgo. I can’t help it if he is a “fly by the seat of his pants” Sagittarius. I know, match made in heaven!
It is 4.13 on Tuesday which happens to not only be the name of our parent company but our wedding anniversary.
Yes, I will be on a horse on a long stretch of Baja California beach riding alongside my husband that I madly adore even if he hates to plan stuff. I told him horseback riding is what I wanted to do on our anniversary and so it is done. Hee hee. We will be in Cabo with family and friends but the horse ride is just for us. We just don’t go very many places alone, we always plan to be by ourselves but then we open our big mouths and…
Tomorrow I shoot a scene for kellymadison.com before I leave. I must have brand new content for you to go up on the site while I am gone 🙂
I also must tell you that my dog Trey is doing much better. We have been able to decrease his prescription and he has stopped losing weight. He actually gained 1 pound back last week. He is still really weak but all his blood tests have come back OK. I still don’t know what caused his immune system to behave in such a way. He has stopped destroying his own platelets but I am worried that if I stop giving him the Prednisone entirely his symptoms will return. Believe me, the last thing I want to do right now is to leave my dog. If he wasn’t gaining weight and his blood work came back fine I wouldn’t. I am leaving him with my sister who is even a bigger worry wort than I am. She will be staying with him and she knows all his vets and she is the next best thing to me when it comes to caring for my dogs. I love my sister 🙂
OK, don’t hate me but I will probably be running around on Sunday like a chicken with it’s head cut off so I might not get to blog and I may not be able to while I am gone. I will have enough time to post a pic from the shoot on Sunday and to say “hi” but that’s about it. I still have hundreds of photos to go through before I leave at it is 11:00PM right now and I must get up early to shoot and I still haven’t packed. Fuck me. I love being busy, don’t let the complaining I do all the time fool you. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I am blessed that I get to vacation with family and friends this week and I am blessed that our employees, especially our newest one, Marc, are all doing so great. I hope you enjoy the latest crazy updates on Kellymadison.com and the even crazier fucked up make-up scenes on pornfidelity.com. I told Kip and Ryan that we have really gone entirely crazy with the black eyeliner shit. We might just be creating a new look for ourselves. See for yourself:
Can you tell which one is Dylan Ryder and which one is Sadie West? 
It is kinda like Marilyn Manson meets Kelly Madison Productions. The only thing I recognize is my giant tit. Hey, we gotta give you new stuff now and then 🙂
That is it for now, I have to go through these photos and get them ready for Ryan or the marriage ends tomorrow and that can’t happen because I really want to see what he got me for our anniversary. He told me I had to open it before we leave. Actually, I don’t care about gifts. He is always the big gift giver which I am grateful for but I am really simple. He shops at Gucci and I shop at Target. He drives a brand new Cadillac Escalade Hybrid and I drive an old Dodge truck. We are indeed a match made in heaven, though.
Hoppity Happy Easter
Sunday, April 4th, 2010
Happy Easter Everyone! This year I unfortunately don’t have Ryan dressed up as the Easter Bunny. Usually he dons a costume and hops around and we cut a hole in the costume for his cock and the poor dear wears that big hot head for almost the entire sex scene each year but this year he gave it a rest. I love seeing him in it so I thought I would share a few photos from the past Easter updates on kellymadison.com and pornfidelity.com.
Wow, look how dark my hair is. Sorry for the crappy photos but they are old school video captures from a livecam show I did way back when. What a goofy looking rabbit 🙂
This is a much better looking costume. We used it for both the KM and the PF shoots. Ryan was a nasty rabbit with me here. He was portraying the Easter Bunny at the mall where you take pictures. I got more than a Polaroid! I also got kicked out of the mall for shooting video of the so called “real” Easter Bunny. I guess the mall doesn’t like video cameras. Oh well, it was a good chase through the parking lot!
Ryan and I expanded on this idea and I played his bunny assistant. Ryan played a “Bad Bunny” with a fowl mouth, smelly cigar, whiskey breath and pussy on his mind and we lured in a young hot girl to play bunny games with!
Another year, another PF shoot with Ryan in costume. This time I convince him to interrupt mine and my girlfriend’s Easter brunch with something else we could snack on. I knew she was a bit ditzy and would believe it was real. Real good. What was even funner was the ring toss game. She won so she got the big prize…
This is from last year’s scene. I liked playing with Ryan’s big rifle!
Have a wonderful holiday and take care.
Love,
Kelly Madison aka Elmer Fudd
New Member’s Section!!!
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010OK, please don’t misconstrue this as bragging. I personally have nothing to do with what I am about to say. I am very proud, though. My smart husband has finished redesigning the inside of pornfidelity.com. If you are a member, check it out, if you aren’t a member, you must join even if it just for the trial membership to see the most streamlined, easy to use, and most of all, accessible video watching on the Internet as far as adult entertainment goes or any other industry. He really did a fantastic job of innovating a lot of design and ease to the site. He has worked tirelessly with his co-programmer Jeff to really produce an easy to use site. I won’t be surprised if the big companies out there steal his ideas.
Just to let you know, I fell in-love with my man not because he was young and cute or had a big cock or made me laugh, but because he is smart. I am a sucker for a good computer geek!
Tiger and my husband are peter-in-laws?
Friday, February 26th, 2010
Yep, both of their peters have been in the same pussy so that must make us related somehow! Check out pornfidelity’s latest update. She takes it deep and hard right in the ass. Betcha Tiger hit it like that!
See the free trailer for yourself, click here.
This old cougar is getting ready to shoot some porn…
Saturday, February 6th, 2010I am getting ready to head over to the office to shoot some porn today. We are doing a Valentine’s theme and we sort of went all out. I’ll post some pictures about it tonight.
Meanwhile, I was going through old photos to put into my new bio for the pornfidelity.com site. I came across an old photo of me and Ryan back before we were married. We had just started doing my site and we attended a promotional tour in Florida with Juggs Magazine. Look how young Ryan is! I totally look like a cougar snatching some young dude straight out the crib. Things have changed, my hair is blonde and my lips are a bit bigger 🙂 and Ryan looks older. I think he looks better. Age looks good on him, I have to work my ass off to try to not look like his Grandmother at this point. It is fun to look back.
Back in 2001
1 ago at the Internext show
My last morning in Cabo
Friday, January 22nd, 2010
It was so beautiful in Cabo. I just got this picture sent to me by Ryan. It is a photo of his foot and my foot while laying in our bed overlooking the ocean and the sun rising in the morning. I would like to add that in the morning not only did the sun rise for me 🙂
