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Archive for the ‘Pet Stories’ Category
Friday, September 24th, 2010
Yesterday upon returning from running errands for me, Cathy pulled up to my house in her jeep and ran over my dog! OK, at first she thought she ran over him but alas, she hit him on the butt with the tire and then stopped. He yelped really loud and was shaking and couldn’t walk so I gathered up my things to rush him to the vet. I called Ryan to come home immediately and we were all in a panic. I was yelling, Cathy was crying, Trey was shaking and whimpering. As soon as Ryan pulled up Trey started to wag his tail and walked over to him like nothing had happened. Geez, he was fine after all. What a big baby.
After all that chaos I was emotionally and physically exhausted. I went and got my nails done and made dinner and crashed out last night. Today is a shoot day so I’ll be a busy beaver, literally 🙂
I’ll post some pics and/or video from today’s and tomorrow’s shoots. I also shoot on Sunday. See, I told you, busy little beaver!
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Monday, September 13th, 2010
Ryan decided to trim our ficus trees on Sunday. It was really hot but he insisted on getting up on a ladder and trimming the tops off in an attempt to even them out a little bit. We have like 25 of these trees so it took quite a while. Why do we pay gardeners to come when we do all the work? Oh yeah, that’s right, they are just mow and blow guys. WTF????
 
I had to do all the cleanup so I was “thrilled” to be working out in the hot sun, right? The dogs tried to help out but like I said, it was freaking hot outside. Trey tried to find shelter under a tree and almost got his nose whacked off and Kaylee found a sweet spot to lay down in. All in all Sunday was a fun family day for Ryan, me and the doggies but enough with this working outside in the heat. Please let fall come soon. I can’t take it any longer. I was so fed up with the heat that I booked a trip to Seattle. Ah, rain and Starbucks and Nordstroms and ferries and oh yeah, Seattle Seahawks game. I lured Ryan to Seattle with football. Had to do it somehow.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the heat did sort of make us horny and we had sex outside on the side of the house. This was my lame attempt of taking a photo of it. Thank god I am not in charge of photos and video for our company.
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Tuesday, September 7th, 2010
Oh, and she wasn’t just posing, she likes her glasses. See for yourself. dog wearing glasses
Kaylee looks pretty darn cute in her sunglasses, if I do say so myself. She hung out in the back seat while Ryan drove her, me and Trey (who was out of sight due to the fact that he was in the very back of the Escalade lying on his memory foam bed) to Vegas on Saturday. Trey just got out of the hospital on Friday. He was there 2 nights due to a bad bug he caught while sipping on some stagnant water while in Mammoth. If you have ever been a witness to Hemorrhagic Gasteroenteritis then you know how messy and scary it can be. My damn dog almost died on me again. I’m really getting sick of this. I need my baby to live a few more years.
Well, getting on to funner things, we were finally all healthy and packed and hopped in the car to go to Las Vegas to attend a party thrown by the owner of The Best Porn.com and wow, does he have a house. We went there a few years ago and they had just finished the interior. 14,000 square feet of interior! Our car ride out was fun and I think I was just so thrilled that my dog was alive and that Ryan was driving and I could sit back and have fun.
 fun in the car
We arrived just in time for Ryan to get a hair cut at my sister Judi’s new salon and then change into our “white wife beaters and bling” as exactly worded in our invitation sent to us by our host Rick. Ryan was supposed to be wearing white but of course he had to sport a black beater instead. He looked cute so I didn’t fight him on it 🙂
Posted in Adult Biz Events, Family & Friends, Pet Stories, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on On the road AGAIN!!!
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
Well, almost got to the mountains on my birthday. What actually happened is that the 395 on our way to Mammoth was closed due to a flash flood. We had the option to hang out with all the other stranded travelers at the Chevron gas station and drink some brewskies with them but I was not interested in sitting in a car in 100 degree weather. Not on my birthday and not any day! We drove back 45 minutes and came across a cute little town called Ridgecrest and I got us a room at a Best Western that was very clean and very nice but they had a limit on what size dog you could have. I’m not one to lie but I did tell the woman at the front desk while checking in that my dog Trey was only 40 lbs. Do you know how hard it is to sneak a 110 pound dog past the lobby?
We arrived the next morning in beautiful Mammoth Lakes. I love that place. It is where Ryan proposed to me. Trey was a happy dog and we hiked and biked and ate and drank and had ourselves a merry little time.
Ryan even did the dishes after our aunt and uncle prepared us rack of lamb for my birthday dinner. Doesn’t he look cute?
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Thursday, August 19th, 2010
On Tuesday before the madness began I was at doggie beach with Trey. We were basking in the sunlight and enjoying the ocean breeze and getting away from all the hustle and bustle and especially escaping the god forsaken heat. I love Huntington Beach and I love the fact that there is a no leash beach for the dogs to run around on. Everyone is cool and picks up after their dog and everyone is friendly. I wish I was there right now and so does Trey. Boo hoo.
 Check out my boring dog video 🙂
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Thursday, August 5th, 2010
Angelina Valentine is one of my favorites. We shot an eerie sort of wedding themed black widowish episode not too long ago and we have been “dying” to share it with you. It goes up on the site on Friday the 6th.
I have been using my elliptical a lot lately which I might add I needed. My dogs wait patiently for me while I huff puff and pedal the house down.
Here they are sleeping like little angels on their makeshift dog beds. Kaylee, the little white dog looks like she has no legs, oh then again, she doesn’t really!
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Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
I got home from SF late last night and then today I had to drive to Baker which is only an hour from Las Vegas to meet my sister to get my dog Trey. I would have waited until Thursday to make the trip but Trey fell while jumping off my sister’s bed and hurt his leg and is limping badly. I got him and then drove like a bat out of hell to Yorba Linda to his vet to get him x-rayed. I dropped him off, drove back home and wrapped gifts for my Mother-in-law and changed clothes and put on make-up and did my hair and then drove back to Yorba to get Trey and then drove to Cypress for her birthday party. Fuck me. I am pooped and I am not driving any longer for at least a year. That sounds good 🙂
Ryan took the mattress off our guest bed and Trey and I are going to lay in the family room and watch TV. I think I am spending the rest of the week on the white trash bed with my hurt doggie.
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Family & Friends, Pet Stories, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Oh man, just call me the dog hauler
Wednesday, July 21st, 2010
No, that isn’t the name of a cool band I saw in a seedy club or a group of guys that specialize in bukkake scenes. It’s the auto place we all know and love. I took my Escalade in today because of 2 nails in the front left tire and they fixed it for free. Free? Nobody does anything for free any more. Loved it!
Now I am packing to leave for Vegas in the morning. I am just doing an overnight romp to see the sisters and attend a mixer and drop off my dog Trey for a few days of gambling, smoking and hardcore sex with prostitutes. Nah, he’s just being watched for a few days by my sister who happens to live in Vegas. That just sounds like more fun.
I shall return early Thursday morning to prepare for a pornfidelity shoot on Thursday and then I have another shoot on Friday. This is going to be a busy weekend. I am headed for San Francisco on Saturday and will be returning on Monday. Go-go-go is what I say. If I wasn’t always going I would go insane so I’ll take what I can get 🙂
Honk if you see me on the 15 Freeway!
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Friday, July 9th, 2010
 
The dogs sit in the Escalade all day long while I work on my computer in my house. They like the shade and the memory foam mattress in the back. They sit there all day and check out the birds and the gophers destroying my grass. Trey refuses to get out, the gardeners even came this morning and both Kaylee and Trey barked at them from inside the Escalade! Geez, they are spoiled dogs.
OK, I just went back outside to try to get Trey to come in. I even attempted to bribe him with treats but no go. I got Kaylee to walk the plank, she’s easy. It is getting hot outside, this week it has been unusually cool but today it is heating up but Trey still won’t budge!
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Thursday, July 1st, 2010
If you are thinking I am a little strange the answer is yes, and my life is more than just about dogs but do you really want to hear how NATS (our affiliate program script) is driving us nuts, AT&T has totally fucked up our phone lines again, we have dig alert coming out so that we can dig big ‘ol trenches on our property to put in new conduit before we can add more pipe to our existing T1 lines and did I mention we are training a new person at our company? See, I warned you, the real world is no fun but doggies are! They are loads of fun and taking them to the park at 6:30 PM when it is still 85 degrees outside doesn’t sound like fun but it was. They loved their walk and you can tell by those hanging tongues. Gotta love ’em!
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