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Archive for the ‘Pet Stories’ Category
Saturday, April 9th, 2011
I have spent the last 3 weekends with the best chicks ever! I hate to brag but I must. I have had so much fun shooting content for all my sites lately. Last weekend it was Jada Stevens and her sexy ass. The weekend before was Milf Mania with Deauxma, Karen Fisher and Veronica Avluv and this weekend I got to hang out with the World Famous Briana Banks and the sexy busty Brandy Talore. Does it get any better? Geez, you would think I was sexed out but noooo, today I am shooting a Roman style themed shoot for kellymadison.com with my husband Ryan.
Here is a shot of Jada’s Spectuacular Ass!
Here is a shot of me and Briana Banks. I so have a major girl crush on her.
Here are some big big titties property of Brandy Talore, the funnest chick in the world. She likes drinking Coronas in Corona, hee hee.
We have been shooting non-stop for over 5 weeks at my house instead of the studio. My dogs are getting tired of watching us fuck!
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories, Pornfidelity Shoots, Teenfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on A Bevy of Beauties have cum my way…
Monday, March 21st, 2011
Happy Monday everyone. I had a very busy weekend. I shot on Saturday (an exercise themed video)  and cleaned the office garage and make-up room. Looks clean enough to fuck in! We did some gardening work on Friday which was just in time before the rain started and by Sunday all I wanted was to sleep in and spend all day on the couch with my heating pad, my big comfy pillow, my down comforter and my doggies and don’t forget the tv remote in hand but we had plans to visit Ryan’s parents. Hey, at least I got a free meal out of the deal 🙂 but seriously I love them and it has been a while since we spent time with parents.
Almost forgot to tell you about last Monday. So Ryan and I load up all 3 dogs, some red wine, Ritz crackers and cheese (my dad’s favorite) and a couple of Hershey candy bars and off we went to the cemetery. There are no dogs allowed on the gravestones which is totally understandable and we got there around 4:00 PM. The day was perfect, there was a cool breeze and it was warm and the sun was out. We rolled down the windows slightly and left the doggies in the car. Ryan and I were enjoying a glass of wine, nibbling on the fare and then waalaa. A short legged orange dog came running towards us. He escaped out the back window. Bad dog. I put Tommy back in and closed the back hatch window and a few minutes later he came running over to us again. He squeezed his weasel body out of the side window which was only cracked maybe 5 inches. Security came by and reprimanded us and I promptly put Tommy back but this time I tied his leash to the back wheel. Guess what happened then? Yep, he chewed himself free and came running over but this time he knew he was a bad dog and sort of crawled on his belly on the grass as he got closer to my angry gaze. What am I going to do with this rescue dog? My other 2 dogs are perfect. They stayed in the car the entire time. I couldn’t spot the security vehicle so I said to myself “What the hell” and let them all run free. Trey my lab promptly took a giant shit right on a gravestone, Kaylee romped around like a mad dog and it took me 30 minutes to wrangle up Tommy to put him back in the car so we could leave. That day, I wished I was dead!
Posted in Family & Friends, Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Calamity at the gravesite
Sunday, February 13th, 2011
Got the camera and the rest of the shit and we are off to the mountains. There is hardly any snow at all since it has been 80 degrees here in So Cal so our idea of shooting outside in a winter wonderland is going to be more like hot wet mud but oh well. I’ll have fun walking the dogs in the fresh air. Ryan and I love going to the mountains for Valentin’s Day. We shall be returning Tuesday morning after a romantic dinner Monday night at our favorite restaurant in Lake Arrowhead. Our new dog Tommy has motion sickness so we’ll so how well this drive up the curvy mountainside goes today. We are stopping off at the vet to get some medicine to help him with that. If he can’t make it as road dog his time with this family is limited. We like to get in the truck and go…
Posted in Holidays & Personal Events, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Big titties, check, suitcases, check, dogs and husband, double check
Saturday, February 5th, 2011
Trey my big ‘ol dog took a giant shit, then the the neighbor Noz dog peed on it and then the new boy, Tommy who is now called “Tommy Ching Chang Chow” because he does look Asain went over and ate the big log of crap with Noz’s secret sauce on it. Oh my god, these dogs are disgusting. Pauline was innocently watching the nastiness all go down while petting my cute little girl Kaylee. She ran over to see what the nasty boys were doing and Pauline screamed at her to not go near them. Pauline is now dry heaving in my kitchen. I am trying to get ready to do a shoot today but instead I am dealing with dog shit. VERY SEXY indeed. I was supposed to be bleaching my teeth, instead I am going to be brushing out Tommy’s mouth. Have a nice day…
Posted in Pet Stories | Comments Off on Scat video at my house
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011
I didn’t end up going to Vegas until Monday morning and I was to return yesterday but the winds were 50mph in Vegas so I said to myself, “self, best not to drive a high profile 4 wheel drive vehicle out in the middle of the dessert with strong wind warnings” so I waited until this morning to drive home. Driving in the desert was fine this morning except once I got through the Cajon pass the winds were crazy and 2 huge semi trucks were flipped over on the freeway. I slowed down and got home safe with my boy Trey and my new baby Tommy.
We had an eventful meeting at the work house where my dog Kaylee snapped at the new kid on the block. Tommy is now a bit scared of tiny little Kaylee but they should get over it soon enough.
Right now the 3 doggies are sleeping at my feet as I check my emails and write my blog. I actually have a lot of work to catch up on. We just got out all the 1099’s and now I need to start tax preparation. Thank god for Quickbooks and for my office manager Wendy. She’s a smart little bugger and already has everything from last year entered and reconciled.
I also wanted to tell you that I got a new laptop on Saturday. I am finally entering the world of livecam again. I am going to be doing live shows for my members. It has been a long time since I did livecam. It was hard to do it before because I would put a lot of effort into my show back in the day and I would only have about 100 people for the live shows out of over 5,000 members. I found it a better solution to put all my time and energy into filming my updates for my site and forgo the live stuff. Now livecam is blowing up and I feel as though I am shortchanging my members if I don’t provide them. I love doing them and I don’t mind the extra effort as long as people want them and will show up for the shows. I’ll keep you posted when I am up and running.
Posted in Announcements & Changes, Domestic Drudgery, Pet Stories, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Home and house full of doggies
Friday, January 28th, 2011
I am adopting a new baby! He is 10 months old and already potty and leash trained and he is a rescue puppy from Las Vegas. My sister already adopted his brother and their dad was lab/shepherd mix and the mom was a cute little Basset hound. Tommy looks like my dog Trey (lab) and my other dog Kaylee (1/2 Basset) had a baby. He is perfect for us and I am going to Las Vegas on Sunday to bring him home. He will have lots of room to run around. The 7 puppies and the mother were abandoned in the desert last summer. They were found and then moved from location to location. I found the doggies in December on petfinder. I had no business looking on petfinder since my two dogs keep me very busy but I felt like we needed a new addition to the fam. I always knew my next dog would be a rescue so here he is.
Posted in Pet Stories | Comments Off on Tommy B!
Monday, December 13th, 2010
Much needed was my weekend. I finished decorating my tree with a gazillion peacock decorations. I was at one point hanging off the tree on my tippy toes on top of the ladder trying to put up a big fat bird on the very top of the tree while on cold medicine. I got that bitch up there and it does look good even if I did risk life and limb. I finished cleaning my house and I ordered some Christmas gifts online and I feel quite accomplished. I even went on Sunday to the Apple store and got a new computer for my office manager and took my dog Trey to doggy beach and did some other errands. I usually shoot on the weekends so it was nice to have both Saturday and Sunday to get personal stuff done. I am ready to take on the new week. We are launching our new site so there are always issues and stuff to fix. I just have to keep it in perspective and with the good comes the bad. Ryan actually enjoys taking on problems and fixing them. He is so challenged oriented. Thank god I have him. Sometimes I just want to pull the blankets over my head and lay in bed with my doggies. Wouldn’t you? Look how cute they are…
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Relaxing Weekend
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010
And hot dogs and pizza. Sounds like dinner? Well, I was the beer, “Buzzed Nice” was my name, Ryan was the taco with a secret cream sauce, Trey was the pizza that looks a bit soggy and Kaylee was the cute hot dog with all the toppings. We were The White Trash Family Dinner for Halloween this year. I know, as if we hadn’t worn enough costumes last month! I just got this photo from Ryan’s parents. We went over to his family’s to carve pumpkins and eat dinner, guess what his mom served? Tacos!
Posted in Family & Friends, Holidays & Personal Events, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Tacos and Beer
Wednesday, October 27th, 2010
Sorry guys, we switched hosting companies and loading all the sites onto the new servers is proving to be more problematic than we ever imagined. Looks like “Young Cockenstein” won’t go up on kellymadison.com until tomorrow, cross your fingers! I have never NOT updated my site in over 10 years so no worries, it will go up and hopefully it will be worth the wait. Until then, Dr. Dogenstein wishes you a Happy Halloween. Ooh, almost spooky!
Posted in Announcements & Changes, Pet Stories | Comments Off on Not spooky yet…
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010
Here we are at the beach. No smell of dead mouse here, maybe some dead fish but that’s OK with me.
Posted in Pet Stories | Comments Off on Ah, the smell of fresh air…
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