Trey just finished his 10th and final hydrotherapy session. He has also taken his blood work and it came back perfect. My dog is in the clear. He is as healthy as a 5 year old lab and he completed 2.2 miles on the underwater treadmill and the first time he did it he barely went a mile and he was sooooo slow. Now his mama needs to go home and get her lazy ass on the elliptical. Ryan is really pissing me off, he uses it more than I do. He goes on it every morning while watching his stock program on CNBC the dirty rat. He even goes on my machine barefoot sometimes like a damn monkey. Geez, dogs, boys, monkeys, I can’t keep up with it all :O
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Going on a hike
Monday, June 14th, 2010We needed some establishing shots at the park for our scene we shot the day prior. Kip got some good shots and the park and it really did look a lot like our property where we shot the sex scene. We took the dogs along to thepark and made an adventurous day out it. There were signs everywhere warning us of mountains lions but Ryan kept insisting that he let our little dog Kaylee off-leash. Thank god I won that battle and she stayed on leash almost the entire time. She is a good dog and she listens but you just can’t take the hunter out of her. If she sees a squirrel it is all over. Trey on the other hand just wants to walk, eat, sleep and be held like a baby and pretty much all in that order. Here we are on the trail taking a water/beer break 🙂
More Reno 911…
Friday, June 11th, 2010I just got a hold of my husband’s iphone and found these little diddies. We stayed at Circus Circus in Reno and got drunk and went off and played arcade games. Ryan won me 2 bears, an ugly green monkey and a stuffed $100 bill. I know, WTF? You should have seen me coming down the escalator with all that crap!
After spending $50 to win $5 worth of crap we hit the roulette tables. I love playing roulette. I wasn’t lucky in gambling that night but I was lucky in fun. I decided to lick the chips and place them on my forehead. OK, maybe they should have stopped serving ME drinks. Oh well, it was fun even if the hangover wasn’t, actually it wasn’t that bad. I had fun even in the airport that next day. Reno airport is so cute and small. Mine and Ryan’s flight, even though he was going to LA and me to Vegas and he on Alaskan and me on Southwaste, left minutes apart from each other. We said goodbye to each other and I made Ryan give me a passionate kiss right in front of the only bar and restaurant in the airport and as he walked away I screamed out “You promised me you are leaving your wife!” I yelled out again “thank you for a wonderful weekend darling”. “Please tell your wife about me when you get home!” Everyone was staring at us. I had a good laugh and Ryan was totally embarrassed. Yes!
Like I mentioned in an earlier blog, my sister watched my dog Trey in Las Vegas while I was in Reno and Kaylee got babysat by Ryan’s grandparents. What a spoiled little girl. Here is a shot of her on the couch where she isn’t allowed just soaking in all the spoiledness.
Miss Lexi Swallow and Me
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
Her name kinda gives away how the scene ended yesterday but whatever, I love predictability 🙂
Actually the scene was great. We did the whole thing by the pool and in the spa. We drank some beers and had lots of sex, it really felt like we were just enjoying Memorial weekend and not working. She was a delight to work with and I coudn’t stop touching her beautiful natural breasts. I have really lucked out lately. Almost every girl I have shot with has natural boobs. It used to be so difficult to find natural girls and now I am bestowed with plenty. Everything was so easy yesterday and felt so good. Ryan decided that he was going to be Mr. oral extraordinaire and he sure was! So far my weekend is going great. I had 2 great days of shooting that were unbelievably fun and now today I am taking my dog to get his laser treatment on his spine and then go for a walk at what I call “Ducky Park” and then pop my bootie into the hair and make-up chair and shoot some more porn. This is no holiday weekend for me, there are no holidays in porn, porn is a holiday!
I’m still working my ass off, look what these guys are doing!
Sunday, May 23rd, 2010
Trey has on his killer skateboarding knee pads just chillin’ in the front yard
Kaylee is playing “dead” on the dirty cement. She’s no longer white, she’s more of a beige color now cuz she’s soooo dirty 🙂
Meanwhile, I’m getting ready to do my 3rd long shoot of the weekend. We just set up an art studio. I am feeling so French and so creative. I am going to be painting something, I wonder what?….
This doggie goes a walking…
Thursday, May 20th, 2010My dog Trey:
Check out my baby on video. I feel like a proud mother watching my child taking his first steps. He lost all his muscle in his back legs from taking all that Prednisone. He doesn’t want to go on walks so I started him on hydrotherapy to get his muscles back in shape.
Insanity in this house…
Saturday, May 15th, 2010First of all, What is that?
And why is that?
Who is that?
And lastly, is that real?
I’ll answer all those questions for you later. I’m so busy shooting I can’t write and I am shooting tomorrow as well. I have jurty duty on Monday so I’ll check back in with ya early this week.
Mama’s Day
Sunday, May 9th, 2010
Happy Mother’s Day to all you Mamas and thank you to all my fans that sent me Mother’s Day greetings. I don’t have children but I am a mama to 2 cute doggies. Guess what they gave me for Mother’s Day? Dog Hair and lots of it! My dogs shed so much that I don’t have dust bunnies in my house, I have Dust Fucking Rabbits. They look like grayish tan colored raccoons to be exact hiding underneath my dining table on my marble floor. Dog hair is just the gift that keeps on giving. Here are some photos of my little fur balls. I love them, hair and all…
If you want to see what their Mama has been up to, check out the free trailer at pornfidelity.com. I have been a nasty mama, very, very nasty, see for yourself!
Still feeling sickly…
Friday, April 30th, 2010I’m at home with my hair all dredded out and in a robe at my computer with my throat still throbbing with pain and I was looking through my iphotos and I completely forgot to post this. Check me out, I’m the goose whisperer!
This was from my visit to my father’s grave back in March. I think I already told you about me feeding them Ritz crackers that day. They really liked them. The dogs weren’t too keen on me petting the geese. They got a bit jealous. I wonder how they are going to respond to my new horse. Yep, my darling husband for our anniversary is giving me the gift of my very own horse. I have wanted one since I was 2 years old. 40 years later my dream will come true. I am going to board the horse very close to my home so that I can visit it often. The only stipulation is that I can’t let the horse sleep in bed with us!
This month it is either me or Trey
Thursday, April 29th, 2010
Fuck me, I am so sick of being sick. It started with my dog, he got dangerously ill then I got stressed out and got a really bad cold that went to my chest which is scary cuz you’ve seen how big my chest is. Then I started to feel better for like a day and then I fell in the shower and threw my lower back out. Then Trey gets better and my back feels better for almost one day and then my neck goes out. Meanwhile I have been having intestinal trouble. Two days ago I have come down with something that is attacking my throat. Oh well, no blow jobs for Ryan! But seriously, April has sucked ass health wise for me. I am now drinking these vegetable smoothies instead of Light beer, taking shots of Echinacia drops under my tongue instead of Tequila, and doing what I call “poop lab” at home and taking in loads of samples to my doctor, no pun intended. OK, more information than you ever needed to know but gosh I feel shitty. My dog is now doing great and we are going for walks but I am the one that is lagging. I have today and tomorrow to feel better and then I have 2 days of shooting for kellymadison.com to do. That puts me in a good mood and hopefully thoughts are things and I will be feeling fine by Saturday afternoon. We’ll see, if not, next week’s update might just be Ryan and Kip filming my dogs playing in the yard 🙂
