I am such a bitch. My household assistant, Cathy, took my dogs for a walk and the mighty hunter Kaylee brought into the house a lizard and its tail fell off and Kaylee had the tailless lizard in her mouth. Cathy was screaming like someone had died, the tail was never found and I had to capture the lizard and put it outside. Meanwhile my sister heard the calamity since she was on the phone with me when Cathy began to scream her head off and my phone died before I could tell my sister what was happening. Of course she thought the worst with my crazy dogs and she called Kip and Ryan at the office. They jumped in the car and sped towards home to assist me with whatever disaster they all imagined was occurring. I finally called my sister back and snapped at her for calling the office prematurely, there is the bitch part, called Kip and Ryan before they got here and told them to go back and then got mad at my dog for having a lizard in her mouth and then proceeded to get mad at Cathy for making such a commotion over a little lizard. Geez, the whole world was falling apart over a little lizard tail. I called the sis back and apologized. I pet the dog and I thanked Ryan and Kip for reacting so quickly. I am still annoyed at Cathy but she is deathly afraid of lizards so I need to get over that. I told you, the porn business isn’t that glamorous. The only tail I get around here is one from a fucking lizard!

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