I really enjoyed my trip. I wish I was still there. Ah, the beautiful sunsets, the cold margaritas, the spicy salsa and my pet cat! Yep, here is a photo of my not so gordo gato. She was skinny and hungry so I fed her. Ryan told me I couldn’t take her home. Oh well, I have this photo and my memories to cuddle up to at night.
Oh yeah, and the damn horse ride never happened. My lower back was killing me so instead Ryan and his buddy Greg switched the romantic horse ride on the beach for 2 for ATV riding on the beach, a far more masculine activity for a couple of guys to do together 🙂
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Trey turns Ten!
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010
My little doggie turns ten years old today. He made it triumphantly through this last illness and I am expecting 3 more years out of this guy. It is nice to be back at home with my dogs. My sister took excellent care of my dogs and Kip did his share of dog walking as well. Poor Cathy had the shittiest job of all while I was gone. Trey’s medication made him have the runs and for the first time in almost 10 years Trey pooped in the house, in eleven different places to be exact! Yeah, she got the shitty job of cleaning up after him. Oh well, the carpets are clean now he is healthy and I love him so he gets a big piece of salmon with a candle on it for his birthday 🙂
Happy Saturday
Saturday, April 10th, 2010Here it is Saturday night and I am sitting on the computer in my sweats with my dogs sleeping at my feet. I am one partay animal!
I just got done doing all my “to do” lists not only for myself but for my employees. Yeah, they just love that shit. Writing everything out is a job in itself! I am leaving Monday morning for Cabo and I admit that I am reluctant to go due to all the endeavors I am right smack in the middle of. Geez, life will have to be on hold while I bask in the sunshine and ride a horse along the beach and go snorkeling and surfing. Easier said than done. To make myself feel busy, and less guilty, I have planned excursions for every day we are there. Ryan wants to know if it will even BE a vacation. Oh well, I am a plan-aholic. I like to plan shit, hey, I’m a Virgo. I can’t help it if he is a “fly by the seat of his pants” Sagittarius. I know, match made in heaven!
It is 4.13 on Tuesday which happens to not only be the name of our parent company but our wedding anniversary.
Yes, I will be on a horse on a long stretch of Baja California beach riding alongside my husband that I madly adore even if he hates to plan stuff. I told him horseback riding is what I wanted to do on our anniversary and so it is done. Hee hee. We will be in Cabo with family and friends but the horse ride is just for us. We just don’t go very many places alone, we always plan to be by ourselves but then we open our big mouths and…
Tomorrow I shoot a scene for kellymadison.com before I leave. I must have brand new content for you to go up on the site while I am gone 🙂
I also must tell you that my dog Trey is doing much better. We have been able to decrease his prescription and he has stopped losing weight. He actually gained 1 pound back last week. He is still really weak but all his blood tests have come back OK. I still don’t know what caused his immune system to behave in such a way. He has stopped destroying his own platelets but I am worried that if I stop giving him the Prednisone entirely his symptoms will return. Believe me, the last thing I want to do right now is to leave my dog. If he wasn’t gaining weight and his blood work came back fine I wouldn’t. I am leaving him with my sister who is even a bigger worry wort than I am. She will be staying with him and she knows all his vets and she is the next best thing to me when it comes to caring for my dogs. I love my sister 🙂
OK, don’t hate me but I will probably be running around on Sunday like a chicken with it’s head cut off so I might not get to blog and I may not be able to while I am gone. I will have enough time to post a pic from the shoot on Sunday and to say “hi” but that’s about it. I still have hundreds of photos to go through before I leave at it is 11:00PM right now and I must get up early to shoot and I still haven’t packed. Fuck me. I love being busy, don’t let the complaining I do all the time fool you. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I am blessed that I get to vacation with family and friends this week and I am blessed that our employees, especially our newest one, Marc, are all doing so great. I hope you enjoy the latest crazy updates on Kellymadison.com and the even crazier fucked up make-up scenes on pornfidelity.com. I told Kip and Ryan that we have really gone entirely crazy with the black eyeliner shit. We might just be creating a new look for ourselves. See for yourself:
Can you tell which one is Dylan Ryder and which one is Sadie West? 
It is kinda like Marilyn Manson meets Kelly Madison Productions. The only thing I recognize is my giant tit. Hey, we gotta give you new stuff now and then 🙂
That is it for now, I have to go through these photos and get them ready for Ryan or the marriage ends tomorrow and that can’t happen because I really want to see what he got me for our anniversary. He told me I had to open it before we leave. Actually, I don’t care about gifts. He is always the big gift giver which I am grateful for but I am really simple. He shops at Gucci and I shop at Target. He drives a brand new Cadillac Escalade Hybrid and I drive an old Dodge truck. We are indeed a match made in heaven, though.
All is well in the Madison home
Thursday, March 25th, 2010
Thank goodness my baby dog is OK. I haven’t let on but for over a week now I have been on death watch for my dog Trey. He was diagnosed with severe low platelet count after I noticed his gums bleeding a couple days in a row. I was instructed to not let him lay down on any hard surfaces or even go for a walk. He was to remain in bed. I had to give him only soft food and within a week my dog lost 6 pounds that he didn’t need to lose. His muscle is being wasted away by Prednisone which he needs in order to get his platelets back up. If the prednisone didn’t work, we would have to investigate if it was cancer, probably leukemia. I have been a mess. I haven’t really slept all week, my face broke out, I cried, and most of all, I babied the heck out of my dog. Both Ryan and I have been spending all day and night with the big guy. I just got back from the vet and his numbers are up so it isn’t cancer. We don’t know what caused this autoimmune response in him but he is getting better and I can reduce his meds. I feel like a new person. My dogs are my kids and Trey is turning 10 on April 21st. I am just not ready to let him go just yet, I told him he had to give me at least 3 more years. He’s doing better so I guess he listened 🙂
It has been a long winter…
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010So keep warm in a snuggie since Spring is slow to cum!
This is me living the Snugg Life just kicking back and eating some popcorn and watching TV. The Snuggie is awesome! It’s the blanket with sleeves! The video goes up on my site today so don’t get caught out in the cold. Warm up with me:)
My dog Kaylee even got in on the Snuggie action. She can now chase mice and eat their heads off without having to take off her snuggie.
Relaxing day
Saturday, March 13th, 2010
It is so beautiful outside today. The sun is out and the dogs and I are basking in it here on my patio. The neighbor dog Noz came by for a visit, I am watering my plants and sipping some juice and we are all just chillin’ today. Ryan and Kip went to go hit golf balls hours ago so who knows where they are now but me, Trey, Kaylee and the Noziator are just too busy relaxing to notice 🙂
WTF?
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
OK, I’m searching on the Internet for an elliptical machine. I have to admit to you all that I hate going to the gym. I sweat like a pig and I don’t wear make-up or do my hair and my black work-out clothes are usually covered in beige and white dog hair thanks to my kids Trey and Kaylee. Basically what I am saying is that I am not presentable so I don’t like being in public. My breasts are obnoxiously huge and working out can be a bit embarrassing. I don’t like to be social at the gym and I don’t do the “classes” that they offer so what is a girl who is in her early 40’s to do? I am turning my extra bedroom into a home gym, that’s what!
We have a treadmill and now I am searching for an elliptical along with a sit-up bench that can double as a free weights bench. I have the balls, the work-out dvd’s and my beloved pilates dvd’s so I figure that is enough for now. This beer and sex diet is finally catching up with me and it is time to actually work out. I never really have before. I just sort of glided through because of my father’s good genes. Well, old man time has caught up with my lazy ass and I need to tone, tone, tone!
So getting back to my original discussion about searching for said such equipment, I had stumbled upon this little surprise on the world wide web. I discovered that they make fucking treadmills for dogs! Not cheap either. Almost $900 for the large and $600 for the smaller version. I guess I need to quit going to the park every day and walking my dogs in the fresh air and just leash them down on treadmills next to me while I sweat to the oldies. WTF?
Dog Romance
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
They meet…
They greet…
They must be in heat…
Noz came over this morning to say “hi” to his girlfriend Kaylee. They are both fixed so I don’t know what the hell they think they are doing. This position looks a bit familiar. I think my last scene I was doing a 69. Whatever, it must be love.
Late night visitor and big holes…
Thursday, October 8th, 2009Last night I was sitting on my couch with dogs relaxing after an exhausting day driving around LA and handling all my tax stuff. I had a glass of wine in my hand and my dogs at my feet and I had sense of contentment and relief when all of a sudden in flies a owl through my opened side door. I leaped to my fee and threw my killer dog Kaylee into a my bedroom and shut the door before she could attack. The little baby owl flew over to my kitchen counter and bat its cute little golden yellow eyes at me. Aww, I fell in love. The sweet little guy was lost and it took me about 20 minutes to finally get him back outside. I wanted to keep him. He looked tired and hungry. I tried to give him some turkey meat but I guess he prefers mice. He stayed outside my door for several hours last night. Right before I went to bed I checked to see if he was still there but he had flown the coop. Here are some photos of my midnight visitor.
I have been working all day today. Between housework, porn work, vet trips and such I am pooped and it is only 4:00PM. I still need to go workout, get a tan, go to the grocery store and the gas station and prepare for our shooting we are doing this weekend. Ryan and Kip are outside right now digging giant holes in the dirt. We began our landscaping project last Saturday and now that the front yard and patio are complete we are working on the side of the house. We want 2 huge trees to help shade the house and to shade the waterfall and stream we are hoping to install soon. The holes are going to have be large, I think larger than what Ryan feels like digging. I am afraid to bitch at him because who knows, I may really piss him off and those holes already look big enough to bury someone! Ha!
Montanna Vacation
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
Like I mentioned the drive was unbelievably long yet unbelievably beautiful. We left at 6:00 AM on Tuesday the 22nd from our home here in Southern California and Ryan let me sleep until we hit Vegas. We then drove through Arizona and and Utah. I should have gotten my lazy sleepy ass out of the car to pose by those signs but hey, I was being lazy. We got into Ogden, Utah just before 8:00PM. We then left again at 6:00 AM and got back on the highway. I hopped out to take a pee and pose by the Idaho sign. I then reenacted the scene at the Montana sign. The drive went by quickly and before I knew it we were in Crackerville, just outside of Butte and before you get to Anaconda. My sister’s father-in-law that goes by the name “Big Daddy” owns over 1,000 acres there. We stayed in the guest house with my sister and her husband. We ate nothing but country style food. Breakfast was all about Big Daddy’s homemade gravy and lunch and dinner always contained some kind of hog meat. I am not eating for a week now. If that wasn’t bad enough, Ryan and I discovered how delicious Cracker Barrel is. Geez, talk about yummy calories. I need to drink more Tab and eat less food to lose the weight from this vacation.
We traveled around Montana and I was able to see some gorgeous scenery. This is a photo in front of some falls. The dogs had a blast that day. I couldn’t keep Trey out of the stream. I fell in love with a little town called Darby. I also found a property with a huge house for sale for only 1.7 million. Hey, I thought a person could get a good deal in Montana. Come to find out a lot of celebrities have purchased up a lot of estates and the prices are not cheap. Even Oprah has a house on a lake that I visited. Uh, the lake not Oprah’s house 🙂
