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Archive for the ‘Domestic Drudgery’ Category
Friday, August 6th, 2010
No I’m not quitting porn or writing my stupid comments on my blog, I am quitting making dinner every single night for my husband and making him lunch everyday for him to take to the office. Geez, what does he think I am? A wife? I can’t wait to get back to shooting some porn for the next 3 days. I get to work with my legs up in the air, slaving over a hot cock instead of slaving over a hot stove. I admit, I do enjoy cooking but this domestic stuff gets old. I need to mix it up now and then with some fresh pussy and some titty romping action. Today I am working with bootilicious and adorable Alexis Texas.
Now that’s more like it!
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Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
I got home from SF late last night and then today I had to drive to Baker which is only an hour from Las Vegas to meet my sister to get my dog Trey. I would have waited until Thursday to make the trip but Trey fell while jumping off my sister’s bed and hurt his leg and is limping badly. I got him and then drove like a bat out of hell to Yorba Linda to his vet to get him x-rayed. I dropped him off, drove back home and wrapped gifts for my Mother-in-law and changed clothes and put on make-up and did my hair and then drove back to Yorba to get Trey and then drove to Cypress for her birthday party. Fuck me. I am pooped and I am not driving any longer for at least a year. That sounds good 🙂
Ryan took the mattress off our guest bed and Trey and I are going to lay in the family room and watch TV. I think I am spending the rest of the week on the white trash bed with my hurt doggie.
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Family & Friends, Pet Stories, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Oh man, just call me the dog hauler
Saturday, July 24th, 2010
Just can’t keep my hands off those 18 to 22 years olds. The girls are so much fun to play with. They aren’t that innocent, that’s for sure. They show me a trick or two. See, you can teach an old dog new tricks. Look – I just learned the command “Sit on Me!”
Thursday was crazy. I was up at 4:30 AM and drove from Vegas to home, got a spray tan and then worked from 9:00 AM until 2:00 doing office stuff and then shot a kellymadison.com scene with the hottest chick ever, Alanah Rae and boy did she taste good! We then did a pornfidelity.com scene with my husband Ryan until 11:30 PM. Now that was a long day. The day was as long as Ryan’s cock, that’s for sure!
Well, I got some sleep Thursday night and then was back to work the next day early in the morning and then shot with that cute little teen Jaelyn Fox. Sorry I don’t have any pics of Alanah in all her spectacularness. I didn’t have my new iphone set up yet. Long story short, I bought a bottle of cheap perfume and put it in my purse on Tuesday. From the store to my house, it opened up entirely, got all inside my new iphone 4 and ruined the screen! It also did some damage to my leather purse and wallet but that was repairable. The phone looked like it was permanently under water. I took it in to Apple on my way to Vegas on Wednesday and as of Thursday didn’t have a chance to set it up on itunes. Do you believe me? I have gone through so many iphones it is ridiculous. I have spent so much money on broken, lost and water damaged phones. Hey, I am the reason Apple stock is doing so well. Thank god I own some 🙂
I am blogging and then finishing my packing for San Fransisco. No rest for the weary. I am going on a family trip this weekend with my husband and believe you me, this is not the time to be going anywhere! WE ARE SWAMPED WITH WORK TO DO. And it seems as though everything around us is breaking. Nails in tires, hatches that don’t work, computers crashing, phones melting, AC was out for almost a week and now the dishwasher is on the fritz. Then again, maybe this IS the time to get away. Only problem is, you can’t run away from your problems. They will just be waiting for you when you get home. So, with that in mind, we’ve tackled what we can and sleepless and barley packed we shall leave for the airport in an hour.
Love ya and check back in on Tuesday.
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Family & Friends, Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pornfidelity Shoots, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Playing with those damn teens again!
Friday, July 2nd, 2010
 
The boys needed to clear out some old cactus from our property today. The phone company won’t even come near the poles with all the dangerous cactus around. As I mentioned earlier, we have to dig in the ground and another cactus is right in our pathway. They aren’t little, actually well over 12 feet high. They aren’t small either and they aren’t soft. Ryan and Kip set out today with a chainsaw, a pitchfork and some gloves and goggles and did some real man work today. I stopped by after getting a manicure and pedicure to see how progress was coming along. I almost got snagged but my elusive superpowers saved me! (click here to see me narrowly escape)(click here to see me narrowly escape)
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Thursday, July 1st, 2010
If you are thinking I am a little strange the answer is yes, and my life is more than just about dogs but do you really want to hear how NATS (our affiliate program script) is driving us nuts, AT&T has totally fucked up our phone lines again, we have dig alert coming out so that we can dig big ‘ol trenches on our property to put in new conduit before we can add more pipe to our existing T1 lines and did I mention we are training a new person at our company? See, I warned you, the real world is no fun but doggies are! They are loads of fun and taking them to the park at 6:30 PM when it is still 85 degrees outside doesn’t sound like fun but it was. They loved their walk and you can tell by those hanging tongues. Gotta love ’em!
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Pet Stories | Comments Off on More dog tales…
Monday, June 14th, 2010
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Wednesday, June 9th, 2010
Wah, I got home last night from my whirlwind trip but Wednesday morning my niece’s dog bit me right on the lip and hard too, I’ve got two holes in my left upper lip. No shooting this weekend. I had to cancel my shoots. I don’t look pretty. But the car sure did look pretty in Reno.
  
The car show went great and I had fun with Ryan and the family. I lost my new iphone right before the trip so I wasn’t able to take a bunch of photos. Talk about depressing. I just paid $500 for that damn phone not too long ago. The only good news is that over the weekend I learned about the new g4 phone coming out. Woo hoo I will finally have a flash on my phone camera.
After my weekend in Reno I did have a great time in Vegas with the sisters. We went to lunch on Monday and then did some gambling at Madalay Bay. Not a winner but I did smoke an excellent Davidoff cigar and had a great time even if I was losing. We went to dinner and the movies on Tuesday and saw “Date Night” which was hilarious. Wednesday AM I drove home after my frighteing dog attack by a rabid Cocker Spaniel and then promptly drove my dog, who by the way has never bitten a person or thing in his life, to his hydrotherapy session. Now I am pooped and my lip feels like it is going to pop so I am going to plop my ass in bed right now. Talk at ya later…
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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
Hope your Memorial Day went well. I worked on Monday while all the employees had a paid day off. Not that I am complaining 🙂
To tell you the truth, I actually worked very hard on Monday. My husband decided that he wanted to shoot photos and video of me for my site, kellymadison.com, in our garage. Hey, sounds like no biggie, right? Wrong. My garage was a total mess. There were gigantic dust bunnies everywhere, some random mice droppings, piles of crap that needed to go to the office and 2 gigantic bags of clothes and shoes that needed to go to Salvation Army plus all my gardening tools were tossed all over the place. It was a wreck. I had laundry to sort and do and along with cleaning. The task seemed overwhelming at first but once I got started I couldn’t stop. I was on a cleaning rampage. After I put everything in its place the best I could, I vacuumed the entire 4 car garage. With that complete, off to the shower I went. It was a fun shoot and plus at the end of the day not only did I have an update for my site, but hell, my garage looked pretty good 🙂
All in a hard day’s work I say. Here are 2 videos, the first one I am trying to act cool and the 2nd one is more the real me, hee hee.
Click here for video #1
Click here for video #2
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Holidays & Personal Events, Personal Photo & Video Shoots | Comments Off on What I did on Memorial day
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
Her name kinda gives away how the scene ended yesterday but whatever, I love predictability 🙂
Actually the scene was great. We did the whole thing by the pool and in the spa. We drank some beers and had lots of sex, it really felt like we were just enjoying Memorial weekend and not working. She was a delight to work with and I coudn’t stop touching her beautiful natural breasts. I have really lucked out lately. Almost every girl I have shot with has natural boobs. It used to be so difficult to find natural girls and now I am bestowed with plenty. Everything was so easy yesterday and felt so good. Ryan decided that he was going to be Mr. oral extraordinaire and he sure was! So far my weekend is going great. I had 2 great days of shooting that were unbelievably fun and now today I am taking my dog to get his laser treatment on his spine and then go for a walk at what I call “Ducky Park” and then pop my bootie into the hair and make-up chair and shoot some more porn. This is no holiday weekend for me, there are no holidays in porn, porn is a holiday!
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Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
The free Breast Appreciation trailer is up so if you want some boobie action, click here.
Today I am working at home doing some ordinary stuff. I have to get another T1 line since Internet in my area sucks! Does anyone else out there have to spend hours on the phone with AT& T only to get nowhere? If so, I feel your pain. I am also doing an inventory for the produce I wish to sell at the local farmer’s market. I have to be inspected by the Agricultural Department in order to get my certificate to sell. I need to organize all the types of fruit I grow, harvest times and pounds produced. WTF? I didn’t know I was being inspected by the FDA. Just call me Farmer Kelly. Eventually I want to make my own pickles. I know, I should be selling “melons” but alas, I only grow avocados, grapefruits, lemons, oranges, tangerines, pomegranates and persimmons.
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