Our backyard full of dirt soon turned into a backyard puddle. Our drains were clogged and the water wasn’t going down. Ryan put on his water-proof snowboarding outfit and his fishing boots and went out to save the day. He unclogged the drains and covered our trees with tarps to keep them from freezing overnight. We had to haul in the patio equipment and move the potted plants inside. I am pretty spoiled living here in Southern California, we don’t have to deal with storms that often. Long Beach and Huntington Beach got tornadoes. I just got a rain soaked man that I had to dry off and warm up. That was pretty fun 🙂
Archive for the ‘Domestic Drudgery’ Category
From sunshine to rainfall
Thursday, January 21st, 2010Got back last night
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010Oh my goodness I got back late last night from Vegas and I am pooped. I just finished packing for my trip to Cabo with Sienna West. I leave tomorrow morning at 6:30AM. I don’t know how other people do this. I did Vegas for 5 days with 1 day home and now I am off for 7 days in Mexico. So many people out there have such busier lives than I do but a day to stay at home with my doggies sounds like heaven right now. Speaking of dogs, one is in LA, one is in Vegas, the birds are at the office and boy is this big house of mine quiet and empty. I was to leave because it is sort of depressing here 🙂
Hubby is in bed a sleep right now and I am going to follow him to bed right now. Peace out and love ya guys. I’ll check in from Cabo.
Ho ho ho’s in da house!
Monday, December 14th, 2009
Shot with these 2 sexy teen style chicks, Tessa and Kacey, on Thursday and Friday and forgot to post their pics.
Not only am I old enough to be their Mother but the one of the girl’s mother is only 36, Fuck me! They were hot and they sort of look like twins now that I look at these photos. Hmm, young, cute, blond, I think I see a pattern developing here.
I don’t know why I didn’t post these pics. I was home all day Saturday and didn’t do a damn thing. It was rainy and stormy out so me and the dogs watched the boob tube all day and snuggled by the fire while Ryan was gone. I had big plans, I mean really big plans to do all these emails and blogs and twitter my ass off. Well, I didn’t quite get everything done on my list, in fact, I did none of it. I barely got my lazy ass to the PO Box yesterday. I am relaxed though and that doesn’t happen often. Here it is Monday morning and I have to leave in a few hours to pick up Ryan at the airport. God help me if he asks what work I got done while he was gone. I’m a slacker. I had better get all dressed up and look really cute so that he doesn’t care if I got any work done. That trick works every time 🙂
Titty fucking, treadmill running and dog walking for me!
Monday, November 9th, 2009
I worked my little butt off on Sunday. I did a several scenes for Kellymadison.com and they were all titty-liscious. I did a lot of titty fucking, and jogging on the treadmill, with no bra on of course, cock sucking and fucking and then making dinner as well as ending the long day with walking my dogs. Sorry the photo is so shitty but iphones seriously need to have flashes on them. It was cold out last night but my jammies and scarf and hat kept me toasty warm.
Halloweenie is all over and this weekend I get to suck weenie
Thursday, November 5th, 2009I finally put away the damn decorations. I thought maybe they might stay up through Christmas, a little “Nightmare before Christmas” sort of theme but no. Poor Dr. Cockenstein is all bagged up for the year 🙁
I am shooting this weekend. I’ve got 2 pornfidelity.com shoots and and 2 kellymadison.com shoots. Yep, lots of fucking and sucking and all sorts of nasty stuff. I’ll get some photos of the hot babes and post them. I am off to go get groceries and goodies for the shoots and put together some sets to you know what in. Hee hee. The day before the shoots is always hectic but I love it. The busier the better. Take care and I’ll check in on Saturday morning. Ta ta!
Eventful day I suppose
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
I just saw a cute little garter snake that looks just like the one in the photo (but mine appeared to have a full belly) slither across my driveway. I want to keep him, he’s pretty cute.
I have spent all day being a travel agent making arrangements for Las Vegas for the AVN show as well as planning my company Christmas party. You know, if this porn thing doesn’t work out I have a future as travel agent 🙂
I booked flights, hotels, you name it. This month has been pretty crazy in the travel department. Last Christmas for our company party we did a spinning wheel with different vacations you could land on. Well, every singe one of them changed the vacation they won, changed the flights, changed the dates and all. I had to rebook shit, pay out more money and basically it was just a big pain in the ass. One employee got back from Hawaii last week, btw, her original trip was for Cancun, don’t ask. Another employee just got home late last night from New York almost too exhausted to work and claims she spent all her money while there. One guy is down in Cabo in the middle of a hurricane and my office manager is flying down to Cabo (her trip was for Cozumel) tomorrow and she will either be just in time for the hurricane to pass or be there right in the eye of the beast. A few months ago Tim went to New Orleans, his original trip was for Cabo (guess he had a premonition about the hurricane) and next month I have our programmer, Jeff, going to Maui. Cross your fingers that nothing goes wrong with his trip. Like I said, I’ll never do that again. I am keeping it simple this year. Yeah, that’s what I always say. Now my neck hurts from sitting at the computer all day. My ears keep popping and my left foot is going numb. I guess it is time to get up and stretch my ass. Pilates sounds good or at least a nice long dog walk.
Fuck me…
Thursday, October 15th, 2009No, seriously. Fuck me I am so busy. I just got home and it is 11:00 PM! We are doing 3 shoots in a row and 2 of them are Halloween shoots (which is my favorite holiday) but there is so much to do, to buy, to decorate. I decorated the set until 11:00 PM last night and I have been going all day with various chores and jobs. What I wish I could do is give blow jobs all day and I’m sure that is what most people think I do but whatever. I love running my own business and doing shoots and stuff but lately I haven’t had time for a pedicure or to get my hair done or to even breath for that matter. Shit, I have to be photographed tomorrow. Oh well, thank god for photoshop! I’ll check in with some cool BTS photos for you. I do love Halloween, I just wish there wasn’t so much preparation for it. This is a shot from a few years ago, I have done 3 versions of my “Cockenstein”, be prepared for one more. Ooh, scary…
Late night visitor and big holes…
Thursday, October 8th, 2009Last night I was sitting on my couch with dogs relaxing after an exhausting day driving around LA and handling all my tax stuff. I had a glass of wine in my hand and my dogs at my feet and I had sense of contentment and relief when all of a sudden in flies a owl through my opened side door. I leaped to my fee and threw my killer dog Kaylee into a my bedroom and shut the door before she could attack. The little baby owl flew over to my kitchen counter and bat its cute little golden yellow eyes at me. Aww, I fell in love. The sweet little guy was lost and it took me about 20 minutes to finally get him back outside. I wanted to keep him. He looked tired and hungry. I tried to give him some turkey meat but I guess he prefers mice. He stayed outside my door for several hours last night. Right before I went to bed I checked to see if he was still there but he had flown the coop. Here are some photos of my midnight visitor.
I have been working all day today. Between housework, porn work, vet trips and such I am pooped and it is only 4:00PM. I still need to go workout, get a tan, go to the grocery store and the gas station and prepare for our shooting we are doing this weekend. Ryan and Kip are outside right now digging giant holes in the dirt. We began our landscaping project last Saturday and now that the front yard and patio are complete we are working on the side of the house. We want 2 huge trees to help shade the house and to shade the waterfall and stream we are hoping to install soon. The holes are going to have be large, I think larger than what Ryan feels like digging. I am afraid to bitch at him because who knows, I may really piss him off and those holes already look big enough to bury someone! Ha!
Home and Happy
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009It was such a pleasant drive home. We even stopped off at our favorite gas station where they have goats and horses and chickens. I fell inlWe drove from Mammoth Lakes to my in-laws where they threw me a birthday party with all the family. We had tri-tip roast on the grill, vegetables, salad, wine and more wine. We sat in the spa and it was a wonderful evening. I came home this morning from there and now I am ready to work. I have so many emails to do it is overwhelming. I am unpacking and catching up on things at the office. It is always comforting to be home but I just love the mountains. I think I would prefer to live there than on the beach where I grew up. The ocean view is nice but as I get older I much prefer that of mountain tops and lush green valleys. See, I may just end up a hermit living in the mountains with all my critters never showering or shaving again. Sorry Ryan.
Speaking of showering, I need to go take one right now before Ryan gets home.
Groceries and getting spotted.
Thursday, August 6th, 2009I went to the grocery store to load up on power bars, juices, sodas, waters, coffee, crackers, fruit and stuff for the office. I always think that a happy crew depends on how many snacks I keep at the office. While there I did some personal grocery shopping as well as getting props for my next shoot. I can’t wait to tell you what it is. It is for my birthday update since I am turning 42 on August 26th. Yikes! That was a scary thing to admit. I am excited about the birthday shoot though, I just can’t tell you because it is a surprise. But what I can tell you is that I looked like shit today. No make-up, thrashed hair and some cut-off sweats and a tank top, oh yeah, and a big pimple on my forehead. I was walking around in Albertson’s grocery store when a handsome tall gentleman asks my assistant if I was Kelly Madison. I just about died. I nicely scooted my cart away for fear of him seeing me looking so bad. I really need to start spending more time getting ready before I leave the house since I get recognized from time to time. Usually I look so bad that no one would recognize me but alas, today I was spotted.
