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Today I am working at home doing some ordinary stuff. I have to get another T1 line since Internet in my area sucks! Does anyone else out there have to spend hours on the phone with AT& T only to get nowhere? If so, I feel your pain. I am also doing an inventory for the produce I wish to sell at the local farmer’s market. I have to be inspected by the Agricultural Department in order to get my certificate to sell. I need to organize all the types of fruit I grow, harvest times and pounds produced. WTF? I didn’t know I was being inspected by the FDA. Just call me Farmer Kelly. Eventually I want to make my own pickles. I know, I should be selling “melons” but alas, I only grow avocados, grapefruits, lemons, oranges, tangerines, pomegranates and persimmons.