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Archive for March, 2010
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
The free Breast Appreciation trailer is up so if you want some boobie action, click here.
Today I am working at home doing some ordinary stuff. I have to get another T1 line since Internet in my area sucks! Does anyone else out there have to spend hours on the phone with AT& T only to get nowhere? If so, I feel your pain. I am also doing an inventory for the produce I wish to sell at the local farmer’s market. I have to be inspected by the Agricultural Department in order to get my certificate to sell. I need to organize all the types of fruit I grow, harvest times and pounds produced. WTF? I didn’t know I was being inspected by the FDA. Just call me Farmer Kelly. Eventually I want to make my own pickles. I know, I should be selling “melons” but alas, I only grow avocados, grapefruits, lemons, oranges, tangerines, pomegranates and persimmons.
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, Personal Photo & Video Shoots | Comments Off on New trailer is up
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
OK, please don’t misconstrue this as bragging. I personally have nothing to do with what I am about to say. I am very proud, though. My smart husband has finished redesigning the inside of pornfidelity.com. If you are a member, check it out, if you aren’t a member, you must join even if it just for the trial membership to see the most streamlined, easy to use, and most of all, accessible video watching on the Internet as far as adult entertainment goes or any other industry. He really did a fantastic job of innovating a lot of design and ease to the site. He has worked tirelessly with his co-programmer Jeff to really produce an easy to use site. I won’t be surprised if the big companies out there steal his ideas.
Just to let you know, I fell in-love with my man not because he was young and cute or had a big cock or made me laugh, but because he is smart. I am a sucker for a good computer geek!
Posted in Announcements & Changes, Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on New Member’s Section!!!
Tuesday, March 30th, 2010
Man, they keep popping out of nowhere. She is a little shorter but I can totally see the similarities. We both have big tits, we are full of hot air and most importantly for my husband, we both have big mouths! This is yet another prop from the scene I shot this weekend. I can’t wait for next week’s update.
But until then, if you appreciate big titties and since you are reading my blog that must be the case. (let’s face it, you don’t read my shit cuz I’m funny or smart, right?) Check out this photo from my newest update on my site entitled “Breast Appreciation #3”. It is the 3rd in a series that is all about the boobs and nothing but the boobs so help me god. So please, join the site and see for yourself that yes, they are real, yes they do keep getting bigger every year, and yes, I love to jiggle them around for you.
Posted in Jokes & Stupid Shit, Personal Photo & Video Shoots | Comments Off on Another Look-A-Like!
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
I have just spent the last two days shooting for my website, www.kellymadison.com. I have laughed so much I think I have lost my voice. All I can say is that the new Kia commercial has definitely inspired me. Check out my look-a-like. She doesn’t talk much but boy does she like to monkey around. She has been seen all over town. Can’t wait until the video goes up in a few weeks. I’ll keep you posted of more monkey news…
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots | Comments Off on Monkey business
Thursday, March 25th, 2010
Thank goodness my baby dog is OK. I haven’t let on but for over a week now I have been on death watch for my dog Trey. He was diagnosed with severe low platelet count after I noticed his gums bleeding a couple days in a row. I was instructed to not let him lay down on any hard surfaces or even go for a walk. He was to remain in bed. I had to give him only soft food and within a week my dog lost 6 pounds that he didn’t need to lose. His muscle is being wasted away by Prednisone which he needs in order to get his platelets back up. If the prednisone didn’t work, we would have to investigate if it was cancer, probably leukemia. I have been a mess. I haven’t really slept all week, my face broke out, I cried, and most of all, I babied the heck out of my dog. Both Ryan and I have been spending all day and night with the big guy. I just got back from the vet and his numbers are up so it isn’t cancer. We don’t know what caused this autoimmune response in him but he is getting better and I can reduce his meds. I feel like a new person. My dogs are my kids and Trey is turning 10 on April 21st. I am just not ready to let him go just yet, I told him he had to give me at least 3 more years. He’s doing better so I guess he listened 🙂
Posted in feelings and thoughts, Pet Stories | Comments Off on All is well in the Madison home
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010
So keep warm in a snuggie since Spring is slow to cum!
This is me living the Snugg Life just kicking back and eating some popcorn and watching TV. The Snuggie is awesome! It’s the blanket with sleeves! The video goes up on my site today so don’t get caught out in the cold. Warm up with me:)
My dog Kaylee even got in on the Snuggie action. She can now chase mice and eat their heads off without having to take off her snuggie.
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pet Stories | Comments Off on It has been a long winter…
Monday, March 22nd, 2010
I won, I actually won something. I love Rabbitsreviews.com
They were awesome last year when they nominated me and others for Best Web Starlet for 2008. I thanked them over and over again even though I didn’t win. And now this! Wow, I am so pleased. This means more to me than anything else. I won for best boobs. Now that is an award I accept gladly 🙂
Thanks Guys, Your’re the Best!
Posted in Adult Biz Events, Announcements & Changes | Comments Off on No Fucking Way!
Monday, March 22nd, 2010
I got a phone call to my private residence regarding my opinion and information on Jesse James and Janine Lindemulder. Here is the story on radaronline.com
I also got an invitation to go on “Inside Edition” television show. I had to regretfully decline because I am just not privy to all the details and nor do I think it is in good taste to talk about something in detail that I am not involved in. The phone interview with radaronline.com and Gary from TMZ.com was totally non-invasive and they just wanted my opinion on the situation. I wish Janine all the best and of course the best for Sunny.
Posted in Family & Friends | Comments Off on More family drama
Sunday, March 21st, 2010
Wow, I told you Dylan Ryder was awesome! She was absolutely delicious. I could play with her all day. Check out the free video. I loved the long hair on Dylan. It is hard to add to perfection but I thought the hair was fabulous. Dylan and I are planning another shoot in the near future. How could I resist her offer to be with her intimately again???
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots | Comments Off on Hot bitches in Heels
Thursday, March 18th, 2010
Posted in Family & Friends | Comments Off on Family Drama continues
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