Hilarious is all I can say. The woman who takes care of my houses and my crew and my dogs and most importantly my husband and myself was the best actress of the entire shoot. Fuck the porn girls, Cathy was hysterical. She adorned a goofy costume and even had her well endowed husband in costume today as a member of King Ryan’s servants. Kip our make-up artist/photographer was a Knight, Pauline our hairdresser was a wench, and I was merely a part of the crew driving them around and helping our fantastic photographer/editor Shantal capture all the comedy. I can’t even explain what happened today. All I can do is give you a few clues. We had a big white cargo van, a case of Natty Light, midieval costumes, intense heat, and a very needy King who even got on the god damn city bus. Fucking funny. I could just kick myself for not having my phone with me today to capture the moment. Damn it! I do have photos from my shoot I did for kellymadison.com that I did when we returned from our adventure. I did a hot scene with Ryan and a glamorous shoot and might I add, Kip did an amazing job on my make-up and the photography. I love, love, love my crew.
Archive for September, 2009
Another Great Day, It is good to be the Queen
Sunday, September 6th, 2009Wow, what a shoot!
Saturday, September 5th, 2009Fucking awesome, it was fucking awesome yesterday. I am now in love with Bridgette B. She is so wonderful in so many ways. Aletta was gorgeous, Shawna was a tiny little thing of fire, Riley was sexy as fuck and always nice, and Bridgette was beautiful inside and out. I don’t know how I lucked out. The shoot took over 10 hours but it was all worth it. The girls looked great, my team performed miraculously and we got everything done. All I can say is that I am the luckiest woman alive. Life is good and I can’t wait to see how today goes. We are finishing up a lot of the beginnig part of the video today with just my crew. They are such great sports. I am sure to be laughing all day.
Here’s my Knight and here’s a cool statue
Friday, September 4th, 2009
Yes, Ryan is my knight in shining armor. Here he is up on our bed putting some lighting up for our shoot. I don’t know how he got up there and I can’t believe he has that light hanging from my custom crown molding. I still don’t know if I’m happy about that…
This is the cool statue with the suit of armor on that I spoke of last night. How cool is that? The replacement cost is $10,300 so I hope we don’t fuck it up. Yikes, not a good thought. OK, I am yet again a tired puppy so off to bed I go for my big, big day.
My bedroom has been transformed into a palatial estate, hee hee.
Tired puppy
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009No, I’m not referring to my dogs Trey and Kaylee but I am referencing myself. I am one tired puppy. My dogs are asleep on the bed and I really want to join them. I just finished putting together our new set to shoot our 300th Pornfidelity.com episode on Friday. It is very exciting. We are going to be filming with 4 very extremely sexy girls. (I’ll tell you their names on Saturday) It is going to be a five-some. Oh yeah, lots of pussy eating going on and lots of costumes and props. The boys just got back from LA where we rented a life-size suit of armor, 2 royal velvet chairs, a coat of arms plaque, and a huge oil painting of Henry the VIII and various other goodies. I re-did my massive bed with drapery material and adorned it with frilly tassels. There are pillows and oriental rugs and pedestals and on and on and on…
I told you I am pooped. I just got out of my shower. Oh yeah, and there was no air conditioning in my home today. It went out yesterday and the A/C dude didn’t get here until after 6:30PM. It was only 100 degrees out today. No biggie, I just sweat off 10lbs which I needed to 🙂
