We are just a bunch of bananas!
This is the official Halloween family photo. Today we are all just hanging out in our pajamas. Hmm, bananas in pajamas!
This is Ryan’s pumpkin he made. I guess it is a drowned victim? He always does creepy or gross pumpkins.
Mine is way cuter except I burnt the shit out of my fingers from the hot glue gun gluing on all those damn feather. Oh yeah, I made a royal mess too. Thank god for Cathy.
I am going to make dinner. I don’t know if I feel like 2 headed baby or severed arm?
Archive for October, 2009
Happy Halloween Everyone!
Saturday, October 31st, 2009I have a new favorite!
Friday, October 30th, 2009
I fucking adore Monique Alexander. What a smart, funny, gorgeous woman. I loved working with her last night. It wasn’t to tell you the truth. That was pure pleasure. Look for her update on pornfidelity.com on November 6th. I am now off to go get ready for my Halloween party. I hope there are no tricks tonight, just all treats and yummy ones at that!
Boo!
He did it, he really did it!!!
Thursday, October 29th, 2009
I am so excited. This is the newest in our Marketing campaign to spread the word about pornfidelity.com and here it is! This is a real tattoo folks, no joke. I think I like branding my name. Anyone want to donate their ass or maybe the back of their neck! I could just kiss him right now for doing it. This is AWESOME.
I washed some windows on Saturday
Monday, October 26th, 2009
Yep, I got out the bucket and the squeegee and cleaned some windows at home. Ryan got out the camera and took some wet t-shirt shots and some wet video. Look for the window cleaning update on the site in a few weeks. If porn doesn’t work for me any more I can always become a professional topless window washer, wanna hire me?
BTW, my throat feels much better. I just had a slight head cold and my throat was sore from the post nasal drip. I rested today and I am ready for the week now that this Monday is over. I am working this weekend again so I don’t really ever have a 5 day work week, its more like 6 or even 7 day work week but gotta love it.
Sore throat from too much you know what…
Sunday, October 25th, 2009Here it a glorious Sunday and I could be at a football game, at dog beach, out shopping but noooooo. I’m home with a sore throat. Wah. I am a big baby. I swear I get strep throat if someone just looks at me. I continually wash my hands, I use the sanitary wipes where you wipe off the handle at the grocery store and I don’t put my hands on my face or in my mouth. How the hell do I get sick? I put myself to sleep with NyQuil, 2 hefty shots at that, and woke myself up with 2 Advil cold and sinus(that’s the stuff they make Crystal Meth out of!). I feel like Elvis, I need drugs to put me out and drugs to pep me up. I’m a hunka hunka burning sick.
Leaving for dinner
Friday, October 23rd, 2009I just went to dinner with a guy named Jason who does our flash programming for us. He has worked for us for over a year and we’ve never met. That is the magic of the Internet. We met through an ad at Craig’s List and it has really worked out well for us. Here is a shot of me and of Ryan outside of The Yard House. We got there early, which we never are that early and Jason and his date were late. Let’s put it this way, I got to taste a few of those 300 beers on tap!
New trailer is up and the teen is hot!
Friday, October 23rd, 2009Amia Miley gets caught in my closet! She needs a spanking…
Check out the trailer from last week if you haven’t seen it!
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Camping is fun, especially when Ryan pitches a tent…I like the beginning of the trailer, sort of has that beer commercial fun vibe to it. See for yourself!
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Eventful day I suppose
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
I just saw a cute little garter snake that looks just like the one in the photo (but mine appeared to have a full belly) slither across my driveway. I want to keep him, he’s pretty cute.
I have spent all day being a travel agent making arrangements for Las Vegas for the AVN show as well as planning my company Christmas party. You know, if this porn thing doesn’t work out I have a future as travel agent 🙂
I booked flights, hotels, you name it. This month has been pretty crazy in the travel department. Last Christmas for our company party we did a spinning wheel with different vacations you could land on. Well, every singe one of them changed the vacation they won, changed the flights, changed the dates and all. I had to rebook shit, pay out more money and basically it was just a big pain in the ass. One employee got back from Hawaii last week, btw, her original trip was for Cancun, don’t ask. Another employee just got home late last night from New York almost too exhausted to work and claims she spent all her money while there. One guy is down in Cabo in the middle of a hurricane and my office manager is flying down to Cabo (her trip was for Cozumel) tomorrow and she will either be just in time for the hurricane to pass or be there right in the eye of the beast. A few months ago Tim went to New Orleans, his original trip was for Cabo (guess he had a premonition about the hurricane) and next month I have our programmer, Jeff, going to Maui. Cross your fingers that nothing goes wrong with his trip. Like I said, I’ll never do that again. I am keeping it simple this year. Yeah, that’s what I always say. Now my neck hurts from sitting at the computer all day. My ears keep popping and my left foot is going numb. I guess it is time to get up and stretch my ass. Pilates sounds good or at least a nice long dog walk.
Bridgette B is back and sexier than ever
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
You have got to see the new girl/girl video I shot with Bridgette B. Fuck me is she sexy. I loved eating her pussy. Here is a sample photo. There is also a free trailer of the nasty action.