Like I mentioned the drive was unbelievably long yet unbelievably beautiful. We left at 6:00 AM on Tuesday the 22nd from our home here in Southern California and Ryan let me sleep until we hit Vegas. We then drove through Arizona and and Utah. I should have gotten my lazy sleepy ass out of the car to pose by those signs but hey, I was being lazy. We got into Ogden, Utah just before 8:00PM. We then left again at 6:00 AM and got back on the highway. I hopped out to take a pee and pose by the Idaho sign. I then reenacted the scene at the Montana sign. The drive went by quickly and before I knew it we were in Crackerville, just outside of Butte and before you get to Anaconda. My sister’s father-in-law that goes by the name “Big Daddy” owns over 1,000 acres there. We stayed in the guest house with my sister and her husband. We ate nothing but country style food. Breakfast was all about Big Daddy’s homemade gravy and lunch and dinner always contained some kind of hog meat. I am not eating for a week now. If that wasn’t bad enough, Ryan and I discovered how delicious Cracker Barrel is. Geez, talk about yummy calories. I need to drink more Tab and eat less food to lose the weight from this vacation.
We traveled around Montana and I was able to see some gorgeous scenery. This is a photo in front of some falls. The dogs had a blast that day. I couldn’t keep Trey out of the stream. I fell in love with a little town called Darby. I also found a property with a huge house for sale for only 1.7 million. Hey, I thought a person could get a good deal in Montana. Come to find out a lot of celebrities have purchased up a lot of estates and the prices are not cheap. Even Oprah has a house on a lake that I visited. Uh, the lake not Oprah’s house 🙂
Archive for September, 2009
On my way home
Monday, September 28th, 2009I am in the dirtiest Cadillac in the world driving home from Vegas. We have driven so far 2400 miles and a total of 41 hours actually in the car and have been in 6 states. Now that’s a road trip!
Crackerville or Bust
Friday, September 25th, 2009I have arrived at my new home here in Crackerville, Montana. I like my new digs, the dogs have befriended a couple of country dogs and I have seen where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the natty light flows all damnday.
Ryan and I drove 10 hours the first day and arrived in Ogden, Utah. We had a great room that took doggies with a big park to run them around in. We then got up at the crack-o dawn and drove into Butte, Montana. My family has a ranch in Crackerville. We drove around yesterday and saw Skalkaho falls, ended up a at cool little bar in Wise River and had a Trout ale from the Montana Brewing company. I was adorned in camo just in time to have a beer with 3 local hunters wearing my same outfit. I punched out a football player and then drove home had pork roast with Big Daddy, Big Joe, Bi-Polar Rick and the rest of Crackerville Clan. I am now an honorary member. With much luck and anticipation, Ryan and I will be adorning “the wall”.
We did it, we really did it!!!!!
Saturday, September 19th, 2009
The pornfidelity.com 300th episode is in the can. Check it out! How do I explain all that happened while filming the illustrious 300th? It was fantastic, it was organized, it was chaotic, it was pleasurable, it was miserable, memorable and most of all, oh so worth all the hard work. Our entire team pulled through like champs. Not only in the preparation, but the production and all the post-production. We have never shot so much video, and photos and behind the scenes and girl/girls and you name it, we did it. The whole crew wore costumes like I mentioned a few weeks ago and the girls were so wonderful to work with. I am still in love with Bridgette B. She was so fun. All the girls were delightful and beautiful and most of all, patient. It was a long ass day for them and an even longer weekend for the crew because we still had to shoot the next day after the girls were gone. What a great experience. Shantal did a superb job of filming and editing even when she fell ill she got the job done, Kip was make-up extraordinaire as well as Ryan’s right hand man, Pauline was the hair genius and the court jester, Cathy not only helped set up but kept the crew going and kept us in stitches, Jerry brought his package to the team and Ryan played the “king” like no other. I don’t know how we are going to top it for the 400th episode!
Went to LA and got a fat lip :(
Friday, September 18th, 2009OK, I admit, I paid to get a fat lip. I haven’t had any lip plumping in quite a while so I went to the best, Dr. Fisher of Beverly Hills, you know the Dr. from Extreme makeover. I love that office, everyone is so nice. Well, I had a bad reaction to the dental block. I got overly swollen which is in no way their fault whatsoever, let me make that clear. I love my lips but wow is one side swollen. I got a Rx so it should go away soon. I have never had a reaction to the numbing shot before. Oh well, there is always a first. Well, no shooting for me today. Guess Ryan will have to enjoy the girl all on his own. It’s OK, I have a lot of work to do to get the word out about our 300th episode that goes up on Saturday. Woo hoo. I feel such a sense of accomplishment.
Vroom vroom
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009I attended a car show in Belmont Shores, CA on Sunday. It was our first car show with our Pantera. OK, ours was totally the best. Ryan’s father did an amazing job on the whole car. Everyone loved it. There is nothing old about the car except for the original body. The interior is a creamy camel color and it is as soft as butter with a camel color suede lining the roof of the interior. The car is fast, 520 horsepower and the biggest, fattest tires I’ve ever seen. We are going to chrome the engine and transmission next. I never thought I would be into cars but I am now, or at least my cars. I still drive my 05 Dodge Ram and I love it but sometimes a girl needs to ride in style.
Taste the rainbow and take a dip
Monday, September 14th, 2009Friday we shot a pornfidelity.com scene and Saturday was all about kellymadison.com. We shot 3 scenes in one day which isn’t much if it were not for make-up and hair changes, outfit changes, staging and lighting. It was a full day but full of fun. My first scene I shot with a million skittles in the bed with me. I had candy everywhere and I mean, everywhere. I then did a dirty cock sucking scene with Ryan and ended the day with a wet and wild scene out in the pool. Yes, I wore high heel platform shoes in the pool. At least they helped me keep my head above water…
Pornfidelity should be called “teenfidelity”
Sunday, September 13th, 2009I shot with another teen looking girl on Friday. She just turned 20 but man, did she look young. She has natural red hair and even has a matching red bush. Very unique in the porn biz. She was very nice to work with and very very good with her tongue. I give her an A+ for effort and ability. The shoot went well and I would say we all had a good time except for my left eye. There was some collateral damage 🙁
Monterey Trip
Saturday, September 12th, 2009I finally got the photos off of Ryan’s camera from last weekend. I had so much fun in Monterey. Like I said in a previous blog, we left at the crack-o-dawn on Sunday morning after shooting the big 300th and drove up the coast. As soon as we checked in to our hotel we left for the reggae festival. We were excited to see Don Carlos. I have never seen so much pot smoking in a public area in my life. Now granted I’ve been to several reggae concerts including “Bob Day” but this congregation was unreal. Everyone in the audience was smoking. One guy even had the biggest joint I’ve ever seen in my life. Yes, it is for real and yes, it got passed around the crowd. I’m just saying, somebody must have been a grower…
The night ended well, let’s just say I wouldn’t pass a drug test that day.
We awoke to a beautiful day. We took the dogs down on the beach and played in the sand. Then we left to go visit my Mother. I placed some of her ashes under a tree right on the beach 6 years ago with my sister. Monterey was my mother’s favorite place so I thought it befitting to place some of her there for eternity. The tree looked great and Ryan was so loving and supportive. I miss her but it is nice having a place to visit her.
We were so tired we just crashed in the room and got room service. The next morning we packed up and stopped off at the Aquarium. I was thrilled to see the sea otters and the penguins. I even got to pet a bat ray. I wanted to jump in the tank with it but I don’t think security would have appreciated it. We then headed back down the coast and saw some deer right along side the road.
We stopped off in Big Sur and had a beer while sitting in the middle of a stream. It was heaven.
Well, heaven soon turned into hell because it was around 8:30PM and we were only in San Luis Obispo, several hours from home and we were dead tired. We ended up finding a great room right on the beach in Pismo and cuddled in for the night. It was my first time in Pismo beach and I thought the town was very quaint. I could see myself going back. And then alas, we arrived home, safe and sound.
“Hey Mom, look it’s Burger King!”
Thursday, September 10th, 2009
That is what the little kid said to his mother when we were at the park filming the beginning to Pornfidelity’s 300th episode. My husband Ryan, aka the king had the gang carrying him through the park and they even did a pick-up scene on the city bus.
I have never worked so hard or laughed so hard in my life. I am still exhausted. I can’t believe it is already Thursday. We just returned all the rentals after driving home from Monterey. I’ll give you more info on that later. I am just laughing too hard at the photos Ryan just sent me. Hee hee. I like this photo of all the girls, again, it is good to be the Queen…
Oh yeah, here’s another good shot of the Burger King. This is going to be the best pornfidelity.com update ever!
