Ryan just emailed me the pics from yesterday’s shoot with Sophie D. She and I had a fight with the red lipstick tube. We were nasty little hooker types with a passion for lipstick, or should I say Ryan had a passion for red lipstick. I started off the scene with a tribute to Peg Bundy 🙂
Archive for August, 2009
Just got new pics
Sunday, August 30th, 2009No more fruit for me!!!
Saturday, August 29th, 2009
Friday’s pornfidelity shoot was a fruit filled event. We decided to do a fruit buffet themed idea similar to when you serve sushi on a naked girl. A somewhat simple idea turned into hours of shopping, cutting and displaying and dressing the fruit. All in all it turned out well. I don’t want to eat raspberries ever again but our model, Angelica Saige looks rather angelic in her fruit attire. She tasted good even without the added natural flavors.
I am 42 but not afraid to get messy!
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009Good morning everyone. Yes, today I am 42. Holy cow. How the hell did that happen? I swear I just turned 35. Then 40 hit me like a lead balloon. Now this? 42??? I guess I can’t get caught up with numbers. I feel good, my life is good and hey, I haven’t lost the ability to laugh at myself. For example, take a look at my birthday update. I get my cake and eat it too, as well as get it smooshed all over my face, my breasts, and then I roll around in it. I guess I like cake.
Clean Air and blister in the sun
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009
I am here in the mountains and it is wonderful. The air is so clean but today it rained. I hiked around Convict Lake yesterday and got some terrible blisters on my feet from my new hiking boots. From now on I am only wearing my old ones that I have had for almost 20 years. They may be old but they fit perfectly. Today I am unable to hike since it has not stopped raining all day. I think I am going to the little movie theater here in town to see Inglorious Bastards. I like the premise of the movie and I quite enjoy Quentin Tarantino and I am female last I checked so of course I love Brad Pitt so the movie should be good. I’ll let you know! Oh yeah, and my mother-in-law bought me some champagne in a can. I guess it is all the rage at the Beverly Hills Hotel so I shall be sipping champagne with my popcorn 🙂
I’m off like a prom dress
Friday, August 21st, 2009I am getting in the car right now to leave for the mountains. I’ve got my hiking boots, my sweaters, my sports bras and most importantly, I packed some lube for good ‘ol mountain man sex with my husband. Actually I have to cut this blog short because he wants to have sex before we get in the truck. See ‘yall in a few days…
Broken window but I got my purse!
Thursday, August 20th, 2009What a day I had yesterday going out and about in Los Angeles. I got a breast thermography to see if the girls have anything wrong with them. So far it looks good but I won’t have the results until Monday and then I have to have a followup in 3 months. It was completely pain free, a much better experience than a mammography. I can’t even get a good result from a mammography because my breasts are so dense. I then went to AIM to get tested and then to my dermatologist to check on some suspect skin cancer on my shoulder. My doctor assured me it wasn’t cancerous and AIM again proved I am still HIV negative and no apparent breast cancer so woo hoo, I’m going to be turning 42 and medically clean as a whistle!
After all the medical appointments we hit a professional prop company to get ready for our 300th Pornfidelity episode. This company has 4 huge warehouses full of everything you can imagine. As we were walking across the street from one warehouse to the other I noticed a young man carrying my purse! I screamed and yelled and darted across the street right up to his face and went off on him. I guess I scared him because he dropped my purse and began to run. I stopped and dropped to the ground to inspect my purse to make sure nothing was missing while Ryan kicked off his flip flops and chased the guy barefoot down Santa Monica Blvd. Ryan ran for several blocks weaving in and out of traffic and jumping in front of cars and eventually grabbed an old man’s bicycle to chase after the perpetrator. The kid got away but luckily for me there was nothing missing from my purse. The only bad thing was that our window of our new Cadillac Escalade Hybrid was all busted out 🙁
Did I ever tell you….?
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009On my last trip to Mammoth we stopped off at a little creek and took some photos and video. Everything was great until we finished and realized we were surrounded by hundreds of ticks. I swear I already told you guys this story but hey, I am turning 42 this month so senility is setting in. Well, I have proof of my tick experience. Here is one of the little guys trying to get fresh with me in my birthday suit!