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Archive for August, 2009

Just got new pics

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Ryan just emailed me the pics from yesterday’s shoot with Sophie D. She and I had a fight with the red lipstick tube. We were nasty little hooker types with a passion for lipstick, or should I say Ryan had a passion for red lipstick. I started off the scene with a tribute to Peg Bundy 🙂

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Michael Vick would be happy here

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

The neighbor dog Noz came over today to play with Trey and Kaylee. It turned into a dog battle on the living floor on the furniture and anything else could could get their dirty paws on. I swear it was like I was running a dog fighting ring here in my home. I was going to start taking bets on who was going to be the champion. Kaylee was biting poor Noz on his skinny little legs and even gentle giant Trey got into the action and started to bite Noz on the neck as he would swing his body into the air in his atempt to run away from the violence. I calmed all 3 digs down for a bit and gave them all some food and water and then the action started up all over again. Usually Kaylee and Noz end their fighting with a love connection similar to this shot below taken a few weeks ago but not today, it was all out war. My living room floor is covered in mutilated dog toys. It isn’t pretty.
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No more fruit for me!!!

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

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Friday’s pornfidelity shoot was a fruit filled event. We decided to do a fruit buffet themed idea similar to when you serve sushi on a naked girl. A somewhat simple idea turned into hours of shopping, cutting and displaying and dressing the fruit. All in all it turned out well. I don’t want to eat raspberries ever again but our model, Angelica Saige looks rather angelic in her fruit attire. She tasted good even without the added natural flavors.

I am 42 but not afraid to get messy!

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Good morning everyone. Yes, today I am 42. Holy cow. How the hell did that happen? I swear I just turned 35. Then 40 hit me like a lead balloon. Now this? 42??? I guess I can’t get caught up with numbers. I feel good, my life is good and hey, I haven’t lost the ability to laugh at myself. For example, take a look at my birthday update. I get my cake and eat it too, as well as get it smooshed all over my face, my breasts, and then I roll around in it. I guess I like cake.
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Home and Happy

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

It was such a pleasant drive home. We even stopped off at our favorite gas station where they have goats and horses and chickens. I fell inlWe drove from Mammoth Lakes to my in-laws where they threw me a birthday party with all the family. We had tri-tip roast on the grill, vegetables, salad, wine and more wine. We sat in the spa and it was a wonderful evening. I came home this morning from there and now I am ready to work. I have so many emails to do it is overwhelming. I am unpacking and catching up on things at the office. It is always comforting to be home but I just love the mountains. I think I would prefer to live there than on the beach where I grew up. The ocean view is nice but as I get older I much prefer that of mountain tops and lush green valleys. See, I may just end up a hermit living in the mountains with all my critters never showering or shaving again. Sorry Ryan.
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Speaking of showering, I need to go take one right now before Ryan gets home.

Clean Air and blister in the sun

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

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I am here in the mountains and it is wonderful. The air is so clean but today it rained. I hiked around Convict Lake yesterday and got some terrible blisters on my feet from my new hiking boots. From now on I am only wearing my old ones that I have had for almost 20 years. They may be old but they fit perfectly. Today I am unable to hike since it has not stopped raining all day. I think I am going to the little movie theater here in town to see Inglorious Bastards. I like the premise of the movie and I quite enjoy Quentin Tarantino and I am female last I checked so of course I love Brad Pitt so the movie should be good. I’ll let you know! Oh yeah, and my mother-in-law bought me some champagne in a can. I guess it is all the rage at the Beverly Hills Hotel so I shall be sipping champagne with my popcorn 🙂

I’m off like a prom dress

Friday, August 21st, 2009

I am getting in the car right now to leave for the mountains. I’ve got my hiking boots, my sweaters, my sports bras and most importantly, I packed some lube for good ‘ol mountain man sex with my husband. Actually I have to cut this blog short because he wants to have sex before we get in the truck. See ‘yall in a few days…

Broken window but I got my purse!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

What a day I had yesterday going out and about in Los Angeles. I got a breast thermography to see if the girls have anything wrong with them. So far it looks good but I won’t have the results until Monday and then I have to have a followup in 3 months. It was completely pain free, a much better experience than a mammography. I can’t even get a good result from a mammography because my breasts are so dense. I then went to AIM to get tested and then to my dermatologist to check on some suspect skin cancer on my shoulder. My doctor assured me it wasn’t cancerous and AIM again proved I am still HIV negative and no apparent breast cancer so woo hoo, I’m going to be turning 42 and medically clean as a whistle!

After all the medical appointments we hit a professional prop company to get ready for our 300th Pornfidelity episode. This company has 4 huge warehouses full of everything you can imagine. As we were walking across the street from one warehouse to the other I noticed a young man carrying my purse! I screamed and yelled and darted across the street right up to his face and went off on him. I guess I scared him because he dropped my purse and began to run. I stopped and dropped to the ground to inspect my purse to make sure nothing was missing while Ryan kicked off his flip flops and chased the guy barefoot down Santa Monica Blvd. Ryan ran for several blocks weaving in and out of traffic and jumping in front of cars and eventually grabbed an old man’s bicycle to chase after the perpetrator. The kid got away but luckily for me there was nothing missing from my purse. The only bad thing was that our window of our new Cadillac Escalade Hybrid was all busted out 🙁
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Did I ever tell you….?

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

On my last trip to Mammoth we stopped off at a little creek and took some photos and video. Everything was great until we finished and realized we were surrounded by hundreds of ticks. I swear I already told you guys this story but hey, I am turning 42 this month so senility is setting in. Well, I have proof of my tick experience. Here is one of the little guys trying to get fresh with me in my birthday suit!

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Uneventful yet somewhat painful weekend

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

I went and got laser on my chest on Friday. No big deal, just a thing called a photofacial but instead of on my face, it helps with repairing sun damage on my chest and we all know how big my chest is ;0

All I can say now is ouch, ouch, ouch. I had it done before but the nurse must have just jammed up the power on this second one because it hurts and my skin looks like it got a 3rd degree burn. I stayed in all weekend and I couldn’t even wear a bra it hurt so badly. I couldn’t shower either because the warm water hurt my chest. I was stinky and ugly this weekend. Lucky for Ryan. It is supposed to take 10 days to heal but at the rate I am going the next scene I do I am going to have to pretend I have a skin disease and the only cure is to cum all over my chest. Hey, I’m willing to work with it.

My week is going to be pretty tedious with paperwork, accounting and bills and stuff. I do leave on Friday for the mountains, Yeee Haaaw. These are some photos from my trip back in June. I love Mammoth and so does Ryan and Trey. The only thing Trey doesn’t like is getting stuck in the back seat of my truck for the 5 hour drive.

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