I am insanely in love with my dog. I squeezed that damn fatty tumor the other week and now tomorrow he goes in for surgery to have it removed. I am driving him out today to his acupuncturist so that he is ready for surgery on Wednesday. He is so itchy. I am giving him Benedryl like its going out of style. The tumor released hystamine into his system. There isn’t much else other than bathing and soaking him in special soap to make him feel better. He has on a giant cone. I am so nervous about my 9 year old baby who is 110 pounds having anesthesia. I just hope and pray that all goes well. I am having his teeth cleaned while he is under, he is sort of a yuck mouth right now.
Archive for July, 2009
My poor baby
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009Pedaling and Puking
Monday, July 13th, 2009I just shot 3 days in a row. I shot a pornfidelity scene with a hot little teenager type girl. She was 21 but she looked like she was 16. Not that I am promoting underage sex, quite the contrary. I liked that she was young but I in no way made it seem on camera that she was really young. Hey, next to me a 25 year old looks like a baby!
Saturday and Sunday were then dedicated to my loving fans at kellymadison.com. I did a series of videos dedicated to the breasts. I rode around on a bicycle topless, I laid on a mirrored table topless, I took a shower with ten gallons of coconut soap dripping all over my breasts and did a nasty scene outside pouring another 10 gallons of coconut lotion all over them. By the time I was done I was so sick of that smell that I was dry heaving in the shower. Ryan has nicknamed me the “dry heaving pornstar”, catchy huh? He then proceeded to make me a pina colada. Not funny. I took one sip and spit it out. I never want to smell coconut again as long as I live. Here are some photos from the weekend.
See what I’m talking about!
Friday, July 10th, 2009
This is a lovely photo of my husband minutes before shaving off the beard. It had to go, I felt like I was living with the wild man of Borneo.
Dog OK, I’m OK, Lumberjack beard – gone!
Thursday, July 9th, 2009Good news all around, the vet has decided to wait on the surgery until next week and give the mass on my dog’s side some time to get smaller with some oral medication. I think he will be fine. I am not as afraid as I was on Sunday night thinking it could be cancer, it still could but it wouldn’t be an aggressive form. I’m OK with this news. I have a week to get him all healthy and ready for surgery. I am going to take him early next week to his acupuncture appointment so he is in tip top shape. Hey, I did the same thing for my Mother when I took care of her so it is nothing new to me.
Ryan shaved the beard. Oh lord was it getting annoying. It worked great for a few of the shoot. He looked like dirty old man when we shot a teen for pornfidelity last week. And it was perfect for the lumberjack scene for my site, by the way I hope you liked it. I was very happy with how it turned out. My husband is once again young and fresh and clean shaven and now I feel old. I think I’ll have him grow it back 🙂
Saying Goodbye to Michael Jackson
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
I haven’t blogged about it earlier because I have just been so sad about his passing. I loved Michael. I grew up listening to the Jackson 5 and then fell in love with Michael when “Off the Wall” came out. I was able to see him and his brothers in concert back in 1983 and then I saw Michael again in concert after “Thriller” came out. I even have a singed autograph of Michael in my office that I got in the 80’s. I always loved him and I always thought he was misunderstood. I watched the memorial today and I cried my eyes out. If only he were alive to see the outpour of love he may have not had to medicate himself so much. The trials and the speculations and accusations killed him. I feel he was always innocent. I am going to miss him like everyone else. I have never felt this way about an entertainer passing. I felt like I knew him, as if he were a part of my life. I am grieving like so many others. I thought the memorial was awesome. I think Elizabeth Taylor and Diana Ross are selfish for not attending. If they cared so much for him then why couldn’t they be there to support even his children. If it were the other way around I feel as though Michael would attend their memorials. I hate selfish people. And yes, I said hate.
Oh well, I am off to bed so I can’t rant on and on any longer. Anyways, I have to keep my mind on my doggy tonight. I am taking him in for surgery possibly tomorrow at 9:00AM. I found a new lump on Saturday night and I was squeezing on it when it sort of burst inside him. It then swelled up and in less than 12 hours grew about 10 times larger than it was. I know, I’m a dork. I took him in the vet that Sunday and they took a sample. I talked to the vet tonight and it might possibly be cancerous or just a bad reaction to what I did. Pray for me that it isn’t cancer. I love my baby. It was hard saying goodbye to Michael but saying goodbye to Trey will absolutely kill me.
Happy 4th of July
Saturday, July 4th, 2009
Happy 4th everybody. I am sorry it has been a few days since I’ve blogged in with ya’all. I took this goofy picture with my old iphone, I really need to get that new one, I think it will provide much better quality. I might even be able to post video blogs, whoopie. Now getting on with 4th of July get on. I am so excited about today. I get to go over to my family’s house and have a ping pong tournament, drink beer and eat really bad food for me. I didn’t practice my ping pong skills recently but I’m feeling confident. Look out pops, I’m gonna kick some ass today!
Have yourselves a wonderful holiday and please be safe. Don’t let a firecracker go off in your ass or even worse, don’t drink and drive. Have a safe and sane holiday and I’ll check in on Sunday. I might have a hangover so pray for me 🙂
To all of you in uniform serving for our military, I wish you love and pray that this time next year you can be at home with your families playing ping pong. Love ya all.
I finally found a new band I really like
Friday, July 3rd, 2009OK, my husband inundates me with reggae music until I want to puke. Let me defend myself, I love me some Zigggy Marley or of course, the Bob, and Israel Vibrations and several other classic reggae style bands but he plays it 24/7. I am not kidding. I like music that is faster paced and I really get into lyrics. I was up late after shopping and tanning tonight. I ran around and got a slip and slide for the “teen” themed shoot tomorrow along with a headset for doing skype calls and returned some bathing suits that never would have fit me in a million years from Target. I was watching Jimmy Kimmel and this band came on called Phoenix. The sound was fresh, I liked the beat and the lead singer is great. Oh geez, I sound like I am being interviewed on American Bandstand. Well, as old as I am I bought a few songs on itunes and I love them. I am listening as I write this. Go check them out for yourself.
New gang in town
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
Yep, we have a new branch of criminals in our neighborhood. They like to burrow holes in the ground and destroy drip systems and now they have crossed the line. Kip’s new BMW 535 has been attacked. They have chewed through his wiring and cost him $650 in damages. In their defense he did park right next to one of their burrows so he was sort of asking for it but whatever. I called the County Agriculture department and we have had to take matters into our own hands. The county provided us with deadly oatmeal to feed to these feisty critters. They had the nerve to invade our 413 Compound and now they will pay the price with their lives. I don’t want to kill the little guys but I have no choice. They look pretty tough, they may not go down so easy…
