I had a great time yesterday shooting, no more boob incidents happened, thank god. I dressed my husband up as a lumber jack. I couldn’t resist taking a photo with my iphone to show you. The background is from the pornfidelity shoot the day before. Quite festive I must say. I was all excited to shoot but I had to wait to film until right before the sun went down because it was 100 degrees outside. Ryan had to chop wood like a burly man with his beard and all and I got to play in the water so had it easier but it was still way to warm to work. I just don’t do well in the heat, it is much more tolerable if I am naked so I think it will be a naked summer for me this year 🙂

First the giant ugly hickie and now this! I forgot to tell you this in my earlier blog, I have something terribly wrong with my breasts. I have a new disease caused by a husband, a pastie, and superglue. You ask how does that happen? Well, let me tell you about my tale yesterday. Since it was a 4th of July scene as I mentioned earlier, I decided to put star shaped pasties on my nipples. I attempted to cover my hickie with it to no avail so I tried to cover the ugly bruise with make-up. The make-up caused the pastie to start to peel off during the middle of the scene. I put a little bit of superglue on to hold it down. It stuck and I was ready go and fuck. Then when it got hot and heavy the pastie started to come off in another part of the star. I ran upstairs to apply more glue and when “splat!” the glue came all over my tit as if it were my husband’s load. I put some lotion on it and screamed for Kip to assist me. He took his fingernail and scraped off all the excess glue. I now had a big red and raw patch on my breast that we covered with more make-up. At the end of the scene we pulled off the stars and along with them went my spray-on tan! Not only did it hurt, but now I had permanent white stars on my boobs. Nice look. I took some photos to show you. I have to go get ready for my Kelly Madison.com scene so hopefully all this mess will cover up. It is just a hazardous work environment, what can I say?

I had me some poontang last night. I did a scene with an extremely good looking Hungarian girl who got Ryan and I so hungry for her pussy. The scene went great. We drove all the way out to San Bernardino County to get some fireworks, hence it was a 4th of July themed shoot. We drove for 30 minutes only to discover a huge traffic pileup ironically due to a fire on the side of the freeway, probably caused by fireworks that we were on our way to get. I can’t believe that in San Bernardino it is legal to sell fireworks. Isn’t that the area where we had huge devastating fires a few years ago? Whatever. Well, getting back to the pornfidelity shoot, we got to the fireworks stand all ready to film and to purchase said should be illegal items when we discovered they weren’t open for business! They were just setting up. Oh well, we shot the pick-up and went home empty handed. Luckily for me, Ryan had his piccolo pete all ready to go. His cock soon became the giant flame thrower I know and love it to be:)

Later that night, we put on our jammies and sweats and drove to Panda Express. Ryan and I were both starving after working with that hot chick from Hungary and we barely made it through the drive through in time. They close at 10:30 and we placed our order at 10:28. We thankfully gobbled it up and took the dogs for a walk at the park. Ryan couldn’t resist taking a photo of my boobs while in the car.

I slept in like a lazy bear. I just woke up and it is 10:00 AM. I don’t know why I was so tired. I didn’t shoot last night, in fact, I went to tan and then took my dogs to the park. I did my traditional “double dip” last night. I lay in the tanning bed for about 10 minutes and then I get a Mystique spray- on tan. I wash my feet and hands and then I sleep on it. With my pale skin and sensitivity to skin cancer I am all about the “fake tan”. It stays on really well, even during sex scenes for about 3 days. After that it’s done and I exfoliate. This is my routine every weekend before I shoot. We usually shoot Friday, Saturday and sometimes Sunday as well. There are my 3 tan days in a row and then I exfoliate and spend the rest of the week white as a ghost. Attractive Imagery, huh? I look better tan in photos than white because I have so many freckles so I do what I must.

I am sitting here drinking some coffee and trying to “perk” up so that I can get my lazy sleepy bear ass in the shower. I have to be in make-up in less than 2 hours and go fuck a pretty girl. Life is tough. Porn isn’t!

This morning I was laying in bed with my husband and he started sucking on my breasts and then sucked so hard I could not believe it. I took a shower and there it was – A GINAT HICKY! No fucking way. He said he is sending me with a keepsake since I am driving to Las Vegas for 3 days to visit my sister. I suppose he tagged me as his own, whatever. In 10 years he has never done this. I don’t know what got into him. Well here’s the proof:

She won’t be out of jail in time for the 4th but she does get out on the 13th of July. Freedom at last. My cousin Janine Lindemulder gets out of prison and I couldn’t be happier for her. This is her site – http://www.freejanine.com

You have got to see her new update on her site. She had mad passionate sex with the hottest tranny I’ve ever seen by the name of Vanity. My husband now wants me to do the same. I don’t know, she is really pretty, I mean him, uh, well you know!