Yep, we have a new branch of criminals in our neighborhood. They like to burrow holes in the ground and destroy drip systems and now they have crossed the line. Kip’s new BMW 535 has been attacked. They have chewed through his wiring and cost him $650 in damages. In their defense he did park right next to one of their burrows so he was sort of asking for it but whatever. I called the County Agriculture department and we have had to take matters into our own hands. The county provided us with deadly oatmeal to feed to these feisty critters. They had the nerve to invade our 413 Compound and now they will pay the price with their lives. I don’t want to kill the little guys but I have no choice. They look pretty tough, they may not go down so easy…
