What a day! I awoke with the phone ringing off the hook as usual. I handled business, took care of what needed to go on at the office, met with my house manager and her brother, I thought I told them what I wanted done at my home and off to my dog’s chiropractor and acupuncture appointment I went. I know, I’m weird but he needs it and his dog insurance covers it. Nope, everything got mixed up. My house manager went over to the office and started to clean the carpets while my crew were trying to work and my husband got mad at me and I wasn’t even in the same county. I was sitting in an office in Redlands while my dog Trey was getting needles stuck in him and no one called to inform me of anything. Whatever, I ended up going over to the office house myself and working my butt off replanting plants and scrubbing down patio furniture and cleaning dildos. Yes, I said it, cleaning dildos and organizing them by color. I just finished a load of laundry back at home now and I am pooped. It is almost 8:30 and I have been going for over 12 hours straight. The most relaxing part of my day is sitting here writing to you. I hope you read it or at least know that I care and I just thought I would share my day with you. I’ve had much harder days and this one is appearing to me to be even easier than I had thought so with that I shall end my day by hoping most of you out there had it easier or at least as easy as I. Until tomorrow…
Archive for June, 2009
Cluster Fuck and Acupuncture for Dogs
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009Statue of Liberty boy do my feet hurt!
Monday, June 15th, 2009I was a very very good porn girl this weekend. OK, I wasn’t that good, I forgot to write in my blog all weekend but I was working my hiney off. Or at least, I wish I worked off those extra pounds but alas I just worked hard and my dogs are barking. No, not my Trey and Kaylee, my feet. I feel like I wore those damn porn shoes for 72 hours straight!
I shot with two very sexy dames this weekend for pornfidelity.com and I did 2 video shoots for my kellymadison.com site. I made out with my first girl, Nika Noire on Friday like a horny schoolgirl. Boy did she know how to kiss. She knew how to kiss my crotch too. She ate me out, fingered me, you name it. It felt so heavenly. I then spent all day Saturday with Diamond Kitty who is a spicy little Cuban. I smoked her ass up. I then spent all day Sunday shooting scenes for my site. I did a Statue of Liberty scene for what else, 4th of July and a nasty patio suck fest with my husband as the sun was going down. I love the backyard to our work house. The pool and all the plants and the lemon groves behind us just feels so summery.
After my scenes I cooked Ryan and Kip, my divine makeup, artist dinner. I made them chicken kabobs with couscous and barbequed corn and french bread with a some red wine. After dinner I put on my Statue of Libety hat and took a shot of it with my iphone. Kinda dorky but I wanted you to see it 🙂
Ready to unveil!
Friday, June 12th, 2009My new tour has been finally launched. My husband and I have been working so hard on it. I like to call it a “test drive” rather than a tour. I have provided over 50 video clips so you can see exactly how often and what I update my site with. I don’t believe in ripping people off and I want you to be assured that I don’t do false advertising. I love my tour because now it shows you how massive the site is. There are over 75,217 photos, 2,125 full length videos which totals to more than 248 Gigs of content. 
A few questions I was recently asked, thought I would share them with you.
Tuesday, June 9th, 20091. Kelly, how and when did you enter adult film industry? 33
2. Were you a bad girl in high school? I guess you were… Not really, lets just say I was a late bloomer.
3. How did your family react to your career choice? My father had already passed but my mother was extremely supportive for me to start my website.
4. Do you think you inherited the adventurous personality from your father who was a stunt man? Yes, he was also a big ham just like me 🙂
5. Let’s talk about your beautiful big boobs. Do they have names? I mean pet names like sweety and baby? Do you think getting implants is pretty much a prerequisite for getting the good jobs in porn? No nicknames other than neck pain and back pain, that could be their names! I do think the girls in our industry need implants because large breasts are so sexual and bigger than life. If I didn’t naturally grow them I would have had surgery for sure.
6. The best orgasm you’ve ever had? Doing what, with whom? With my husband on the first night of our honeymoon. I am not making this up. He was fucking me and rubbing his thumb on my clit and we were in Rome. It was so damn explosive. I screamed so loud that I think a few blocks fell off the Colosseum!
7. What’s your favorite position? Why? On video would be doggy so my tits can swing to and fro but in my personal life, missionary so that I can be fucked, kissed and held all at the same time
8. I see you and your husband are swingers. Tell me about your swinging lifestyle. How long have you been swingers, and why did you choose to make swinging a part of your sex life? We discovered it about 7 years ago. I like girls and he likes girls so it was an easy choice to make. We just went one step further and started to film our escapades and then hire girls to fuck us. Easy as that.
9. What is your relationship like? Can you cheat anytime you want? No, and he only has sex with other women when I am not around if it is for a scene. He’s a good boy and I am true as the day is long.
10. Does your private sex life improve your sex in porn movies, or is it vice-versa? Any example? Real life enhances sex on camera. My husband and I will be having sex and we stop and say now lets do this on camera.
11. What is your relationship like with your cousin Janine Lindemulder? We don’t get to see each other much but she is always in my heart, especially now that she is in prison. It is so stupid that she has to go for 6 months.
12. How would you rate your: Blowjob skills? Anal skills? DP skills? GangBang skills? And, If I asked actors you’ve worked with to describe you, what do you think they would say? Blowjob – effective, Anal – good but not often enough, DP – I can take it like a champ – Gang Bang with 4 other girls and my husband, a 10! I think the other girls I worked with would say I have a nice long tongue and I know how to use it.
13. Your energy level is super high, you milk dicks so well until cum shoots from them like a fountain! Where does your energy come from? Caffeine and genetics.
14. Tell me a very dirty sex story from your personal life. I think my pornfidelity.com site portrays my personal dirty sexy stories from my real life. I like to eat pussy and I like to see my man sticking his cock in other women. We could be here all day with all my stories!
15. Tell me about kellymadison.com and what makes it so special and unique. It is special because it is so huge. My site is one of if the largest individual model site on the net today.
16. How have your career goals been evolving since you started working in porn? From the beginning of my site to the development of pornfidelity.com and our successful DVD series I have always strived to give the customer the best I can. I am now working with such better technology and my team is so excellent at what they do now so the new content I produce is so much better than before.
17. How, if at all, does being a successful entrepreneur affect work-life balance? Does it bring any change to your lifestyle? Thank you for the compliment first of all. I love my work and I am able to have the freedom to work from home. I wouldn’t have it any other way. My husband works with our employees at our office so this allows me a lot of personal time to spend with my dogs and to work harder on my site and developing shoot ideas and to write to my fans.
18. Porn is a profitable business, and you make much more money that the average person. What do you plan to do with the money you earn? I have SEP Iras, I have a 401K for myself and my employees and I have invested in real estate which I hope takes a positive turn in the future. I am not that into buying expensive purses and shoes and jewelry. I like having money in the bank and money in retirement. I took a few years and spent my money foolishly but I quickly learned that an impulse buy doesn’t feel as good as a fat wallet and I think my priorities are straight now. I also enjoy giving to charity. My dream is to some rich old lady who just gives away her money all the time to the needy.
19. Under what conditions do you feel the greatest serenity and happiness? When I am giving to others.
20. What are your hobbies? My dogs, cooking, my dogs, traveling, my dogs, interior decorating, my dogs, and oh, did I mention my dogs?
21. Do you have a favorite motto or slogan? Work hard, play hard, love hard!
Are those my husband’s legs or is he riding a chicken?
Monday, June 8th, 2009
I love, love, love this week’s update. I got to have one of my fantasies come true. My husband is such a good sport. He dressed up in an authentic Renaissance outfit and was my prince charming.
I got all dressed up in a flowing gown and had my hair done and I got to wear a gilded crown. We ran through the lemon trees and it felt like an enchanted forest. My team really pulled this one together for me. I love them all, from costuming, hair and makeup to filming and editing. I loved seeing Ryan’s skinny legs in those black tights. I really couldn’t wait to pull his cock out and suck on it.
Why are my breasts so large and getting larger?
Saturday, June 6th, 2009Geez, I am telling you, my beasts are growing. Here is a photo from almost 9 years ago. Love the black hair, it softens my face so much – NOT. Look at the recent photos from my site. I think I am officially larger than a 34FF. I think I am a 34H and the “H” stands for Hellaciously large or as my husband would say “Halleluyea”. Seriously, I wear the same size pants and skirts but I am busting out of my bras. I think it could be a medical condition 🙂
I love Kerry Louise
Friday, June 5th, 2009What a great girl she is. She is a good friend to Carmel Moore who I also adore so we hit it off. Her update on Pornfidelity.com goes up today and she is one sexy British bitch. The scene took place in a trailer, a 5th wheel to be exact and with her cute British accent she kept calling it a caravan. That sounds much classier and sexier. So there you have it, I fucked her in a caravan. 
Bucket List
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009A friend sent me their bucket list and told me to check off what I have done. I thought I might share it with you in case you might want to check it off for yourself. It made me think of things that I really would love to do and I am grateful to have been able to check off a lot that I have already had the pleasure and opportunity to do.
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Watched someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been to Florida
(x) Been to Hawaii
(x) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia or New Zealand
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been on a helicopter
(x) Been on a Cruise
( ) Visited All 50 States
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington, DC
(x) Swam in the ocean (Pacific & Atlantic)
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x)Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) sang Karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sunrise with someone
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice-skating
(x) Been skinny dipping outdoors
(x) Gone to the movies
(x) Skipped school
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
( ) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
( ) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
( ) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(x) Visited more than one country
(x) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(x) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
(x) Seen the Statue of Liberty
(x) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
(x) Traveled by train
(x) Traveled by motorcycle
(x) Been horseback riding
(x) Ridden on a San Francisco CABLE CAR
( ) Been to Disneyland — and Disney World
( ) Truly believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(x) Seen whales in the ocean
( ) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Swam with Manatees
(x) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
(x) Saw and heard a glacier calf
( ) Been spinnaker flying
(x) Been water-skiing
(x) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Been to the Louvre
(x) Swam in the Mediterranean
(x) Been to a Major League Baseball game
(x) Been to a National Football League game
Gay Pride, Ticks and Weddings
Monday, June 1st, 2009I have so much to tell you that I don’t know where to begin first. I attended Gay pride in Long Beach a few weeks ago and completely forgot to mention it. I got recognized by my gays. Love them. I went with Ryan and Kip and Shantal and met up with my hairdresser who was in full on Tranny Drag along with her good friend Jason, I mean Bree. It was a spectacle. I looked all aound for a hot lesbian who might be into girls with big tits and blonde hair but I didn’t see anyone that I was attracted to. Ryan said if I did meet one I could take her home with me. I really do have a fantasy about being with a really butchy but sexy lesbian. I’ve never had sex with a butch, only really feminine girls. Oh well, you have to have something to look forward to in life…We had fun and danced and laughed at Gay pride even though I didn’t get lucky and then went to dinner with the whole gang. In the middle of dinner a pretty good sized earthquake hit. They never scare me and there was no damage. I actually like earthquakes. I think it just amazing how powerful they are. I bet there is a butchy lesbian out there who could eat me out and make my whole world shake!
I went to Mammoth last week for a few days. On the way up I did shoot some video of Ryan and I frolicking out in the country. There were lovely trees and grass and a swift moving stream. We undressed and began to make love when it started to rain. The air was hot and the rain drops were fat and heavy. It was so good and the sex was fantastic. Then I looked over and on my cotton white panties were 3 ticks! Yuck! We jumped up and there were ticks all over our clothes. We ran out to where our truck was parked completely naked and did a body check for ticks and put on new clothes. I then had to inspect my dog and pull of 20 or so ticks off of him! It was so gross. I had some cedar oil spray with me and I doused all 3 of us and the interior of the truck with it. It was like something out of a scary movie. I never found any more ticks on us, just on our clothes that we threw in the back of the truck but that night I couldn’t sleep. Everytime I felt an itch or a slight tickle I would get up and turn on the lights and frantically search for squirmy little bugger.
I am home today working on my new site and doing emails. I am resting up from shooting all weekend and attending my office manager’s wedding on Sunday. She looked marvelous. Her dress was custom designed by her and it fit perfectly. She looked so sexy yet sophisticated. Her husband looked so handsome. They are such a pretty couple. The ceremony was touching and the reception was a blast. Jelena Jensen attended the wedding. I sat and laughed and danced with her all night. Jelena is the one that introduced me to Wendy and I am so grateful because Wendy has now been with me for almost 5 years and I couldn’t have managed my business without her.
