First the giant ugly hickie and now this! I forgot to tell you this in my earlier blog, I have something terribly wrong with my breasts. I have a new disease caused by a husband, a pastie, and superglue. You ask how does that happen? Well, let me tell you about my tale yesterday. Since it was a 4th of July scene as I mentioned earlier, I decided to put star shaped pasties on my nipples. I attempted to cover my hickie with it to no avail so I tried to cover the ugly bruise with make-up. The make-up caused the pastie to start to peel off during the middle of the scene. I put a little bit of superglue on to hold it down. It stuck and I was ready go and fuck. Then when it got hot and heavy the pastie started to come off in another part of the star. I ran upstairs to apply more glue and when “splat!” the glue came all over my tit as if it were my husband’s load. I put some lotion on it and screamed for Kip to assist me. He took his fingernail and scraped off all the excess glue. I now had a big red and raw patch on my breast that we covered with more make-up. At the end of the scene we pulled off the stars and along with them went my spray-on tan! Not only did it hurt, but now I had permanent white stars on my boobs. Nice look. I took some photos to show you. I have to go get ready for my Kelly Madison.com scene so hopefully all this mess will cover up. It is just a hazardous work environment, what can I say?
Archive for June 28th, 2009
I think I have breast melastarnoma!
Sunday, June 28th, 2009Panda and poontang
Sunday, June 28th, 2009I had me some poontang last night. I did a scene with an extremely good looking Hungarian girl who got Ryan and I so hungry for her pussy. The scene went great. We drove all the way out to San Bernardino County to get some fireworks, hence it was a 4th of July themed shoot. We drove for 30 minutes only to discover a huge traffic pileup ironically due to a fire on the side of the freeway, probably caused by fireworks that we were on our way to get. I can’t believe that in San Bernardino it is legal to sell fireworks. Isn’t that the area where we had huge devastating fires a few years ago? Whatever. Well, getting back to the pornfidelity shoot, we got to the fireworks stand all ready to film and to purchase said should be illegal items when we discovered they weren’t open for business! They were just setting up. Oh well, we shot the pick-up and went home empty handed. Luckily for me, Ryan had his piccolo pete all ready to go. His cock soon became the giant flame thrower I know and love it to be:)
Later that night, we put on our jammies and sweats and drove to Panda Express. Ryan and I were both starving after working with that hot chick from Hungary and we barely made it through the drive through in time. They close at 10:30 and we placed our order at 10:28. We thankfully gobbled it up and took the dogs for a walk at the park. Ryan couldn’t resist taking a photo of my boobs while in the car.