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Archive for March, 2009

Full breasts and packed bags

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

My oh my I am so hormonal and my breasts are huge! They get so big once a month. They get too big for my bras and they get so big I don’t even recognize them. My husband loves me to do all my photos and video when they are big like this. The problem is, when my breasts are gigantic I feel big all over even though in reality the rest of me is still the same, it is just in my head. Well, he wins the argument because we are leaving for Cabo San Lucas in the morning to do days of content shooting! I am going to be busting out of my bikinis!

Ryan and I are leaving along with our photographer Kip in the morning and Shantal our videographer/photographer will be flying down the following day with Sienna West. We are going to vacation, shoot, and just have a fabulous time. A little tequila, some lube and we have a party! The gang is flying back on Friday and Ryan and I are going to have a weekend of we time. This will be good for us. We have a lot to talk about and plan for the future and we get so busy at home that we rarely have time just with each other. He is my best friend and I love spending time with him. More importantly, I love uninterrupted personal time with him. No dogs, no employees, no telephones or computers or family. Wow, it has been a while since just the two of us were alone. I think there will be a lot of sex involved. Good thing we like packing all our cameras with us!

Pain in the neck and prison time

Friday, March 20th, 2009

The breasts have striked again. Yes, they are big, yes they are heavy, but why oh why do they have to put such strain on my neck? I am laying in bed this morning and I go to stretch my arms and “pop”, there goes my neck. It took like an hour to crawl out of bed to pop some Advils. Geez, I can’t get a break. First my foot and then my neck. I have to shoot on Saturday so this has to go away soon. I feel like all I do is blog to you about all my pains and ailments. Sorry, I don’t mean to be a downer. I just like to confide in you guys and let you know what’s up. I am sure I will feel better tomorrow but in the meantime it isn’t stopping me today.

I just wrote a bio for AVNonline.com and wrote my comments on my cousin Janine’s prison sentence for tax evasion to be posted on her site, www.freejanine.com. So lame what the IRS did. With all the real criminals in the world, including the executives at AIG and the various mortgage banking companies why pick on a pornstar? Here’s what I say about it…

“I truly in my heart and mind cannot believe that Janine has been imprisoned for in my opinion, such a minor offense. We all pay taxes and Janine has paid them in the past but things in life happen and mistakes are made and especially when no one was hurt or killed these mistakes can be corrected. What is being corrected by placing an icon of the adult world in prison? Janine is a wonderful and upstanding individual who wouldn’t hurt a fly. She has been singled out unfairly and I think about her every day. I lend my support by not only providing free content to add to her phenomenal new site that she herself has created but I am getting the word out to everyone I can to join the site and be part of the solution. Janine would much rather be at home with her kids, conversing with her loving fans and paying off whatever absurd amount the IRS has put on her. What good is she in prison?”

–Kelly Madison of kellymadison.com, pornfidelity.com and loving cousin of Janine’s

Now go check out her site at freejanine.com

Happy St. Pat’s and Jellyfish bites

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I am drinking my green coffee and eating a green pancake. Later on I’ll have to have some green beer. For now I’ll take a green benedryl. My foot is killing me. I went to doggy beach in Huntington on Sunday and I stepped on a dead jellyfish. My foot is all swollen and itchy. I can barely walk so I look rather ridiculous right now. I have to shoot an Easter themed shoot for this site today so I’ll try to ignore it and go get ready but I just want to itch it or cut it off. OK, that is a bit extreme but I am going nuts. I put anti-itch cream on it and took some Tylenol extra strenght plus the benedryl and it just isn’t working. I think the foot must go. Hey, I’ll be one of the only amputees with a website. I think I found a new niche. I’m off to go fuck a bunny rabbit and I’ll check in with you again tomorrow. Hopefully the foot will be better

Sex, videotape and dogs

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Where have I been lately? Well, I have been having lots and lots of sex, videotaping as much of it as possible, and dealing with my dogs. I have been shooting St. Patrick’s Day themed stuff which I love to do since I am Irish and my name is Kelly. I am shooting even more stuff this weekend. As far as the animals go, my dog, Kaylee, has a really bad eye infection. She has been whoring around with the beagle from the block who comes over to play with her. She has what I call a doggie STD. Yuck! I am giving her eyedrops and perhaps she should find herself a cleaner man to play with. My parakeet is getting fat again and can barely fly so I have put her back on thyroid medicine. I swear, it feels like I run a veterinary hospital rather than a porn company.

I am going golfing on Sunday and I am bringing the camera. I have a feeling that I will be playing with some small white balls and they won’t be golf balls! I am looking forward to it. Is it legal to have sex in a golf cart? Is that driving the the green with a with a really big wood between my legs? Maybe I’ll find a nice bush to hid behind while he eats my bush. We’ll see…

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