Wow, it is pouring rain this morning. Last week it rained so hard that my backyard turned into backmud. The drainage pipes got clogged and we had a flood going on. Hopefully we won’t have to turn into Noah today and evacuate all of my animals. I am on my way to the tanning salon in a few hours and the rain is going to wash off all of my fake tan. We have a shoot today and tomorrow. We are having our Christmas Tree delivered today and that is where I am doing the new pick-up for pornfidelity. The girl today is going to be picked up at the tree lot. Hey, at least it has a holiday theme 🙂
Waterproof
December 12th, 2007Anal peek
November 27th, 2007Today’s update is from a few years ago. Ryan and I look so young. I did one anal scene with a real cock only once in my life and I always get e-mails from members requesting to know where it is on the site. Well, it is easy to find now! I also promised that in the year 2007 I would be doing another anal scene for you. Time is running out so I need to make good on that promise. Keep your eyes posted for a buttilicious video to come this way soon.
Holidays are almost here
November 19th, 2007OK, the scariest thing about Halloween was realizing there are only 55 days until Christmas! Seriously, what is going on? I am so busy shooting and writing and working and cleaning and trying to take care of my dogs, my house, myself, and my employees that I don’t have time for Christmas. Geez, can’t I just skip a year? I sound really hum bug and maybe my mood will change. I good naughty Christmas video shoot for this site should put me in the mood, I suppose. Maybe a big turkey drumstick up my pussy will be my way of saying “Thanks”. I do know that I am thankful for the success of my websites and I love my members. I was looking back at some of the stupid updates I did for Thanksgiving. I am amazed that I can get Ryan to put on all those stupid costumes. I love him 🙂
Kelly Madison’s Top 10 Countdown of Things that sound dirty about Halloween
October 31st, 200710. She’s a goblin!
9. I’d like to get a little something
in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands and
knees and bob your head.
7. She’s got a couple of nice
pumpkins on her porch.
6. If you just lick it,
it will last longer.
5. Let me see your big sack.
4. Can I eat your zagnuts?
3. Have your mom check it
before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
And the dirtiest sounding but
not-dirty Halloween saying is…
1. He’s got candy spread out
on the living room floor!
On my way to Cozumel, Mexico
October 19th, 2007I am on my way to the airport. Kisses to you all. I don’t have much time to write since I have been running around like a chicken with my head cutt off. We are leaving for Cozumel for a week. I am sort of bummed because I love Halloween and we get back just a few days before. I already took down all my fun decorations where we shot our Halloween scene. It goes up on the 30th and I hope you like it. I brought back my good ‘ol pal Dr. Cockenstein. I will be back on Saturday the 27th so I will tell you all about my Cozumel adventures then. I have been busy putting together a costume for when I return because I will be attending a family party on Sunday and I am going to be Marie Antoinette. I think my titties are much larger than hers but I will still try to pull it off 🙂
Beat the Heat and the football pool
October 10th, 2007Ah hah! I have a new way to win this damn football pool. Yes, I have a long time member of this site and dear friend now helping me with my pics. He has a history of winning these things so I love getting the help. Plus it is more fun this way. I really love interacting with fans. I wish that I had more time to do it. But alas, I am off to go shoot for 3 days straight with no time for e-mails and such.
I love the fact that it is getting colder. Still not cold enough for me but it is getting there. I just got out all my tight sweaters and lowcut jeans to wear. I am so sick of short skirts and shorts. Just when I am preparing for fall I will have to pack and leave for Cozumel which will be
at least 80 degrees. I will be longing for pumpkins and warm stew and the fireplace burning and filling the house with that sweet woodsy smell but no – I’ll be in a bikini sipping on a dirty monkey. What a big fat complainer I am! I know I am spoiled and it will be fun laying out on the hot sand while Ryan and his buddies go scuba diving. I have all new snorkeling gear so I’ll be checking out the fishies as well. I just want it to be cold, why is that so hard…….
I hate football pools
October 1st, 2007OK, I’m in a football pool and I hate it! I keep losing. It is making the act of watching football miserable for me. Like tonight, I bet on the Bengals to win. On Sunday I bet on the Chargers. Geez, I can’t get a break 🙁
I think I should not be in any pools and just drink beer and wear my football jersey and have a good time. Who cares if I can’t pick the winning team everytime. I don’t need to. I do a much better job of betting on myself and getting lucky with you guys, my awesome members and fans. So there, no more betting on football. I will bet you that I am going to go and masturbate in the shower right now! You can put your money on that one.
