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March 4th, 2008
Where the fuck did this week go? Geez, a lot has happened in a short time. We did a few shoots, we have gone to a few parties and yep, I got a new pig. Guinea pig that is. I bought him for Ryan’s little cousin’s 7th birthday but I fell in love so now he’s mine. Nah nah nah nah nah. OK, I’m not that mean. I bought another one for the little tike a few days later. That one I didn’t bond with at all. My new baby is named Bear and I love him. He looks just like a little miniature grizzley bear. No he really does. He is dark brown with a little light brown face with a long nose. My other Guinea pig seems to love him as well so we have a happy home here.
There is contruction going on in my home again which makes me crazy. Damn closets! We ordered them last December and now they are installing them. I have clothes everywhere and strange men walking through my house. 2 of them have already caught me naked, oh well. I was getting dressed so what is a girl to do? We shoot again this weekend and I have a special Easter surprise for you. You will want to be a part of my Easter egg hunt.
Also, hope you liked my nun shoot. I am going straight to hell for that one. Even the guy working on the photos to put them up experienced hellish weather and bad events happening to him and we don’t think it was a coincidence. OK, we might be dramatizing it a little but you do have to admit we could have crossed the line a bit. I had fun and if religious people can’t laugh at themselves then screw them. I laugh at myself all the time. God has a sense of humor I am sure of it!
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February 23rd, 2008
So sorry it has been so long. I promise to get you caught up to date. Valentine’s day was an adventure. Ryan and I rented a boat and cruised around the Long Beach harbor. We had a bottle of wine and some appetizers and when I attempted to do some topless photos out there on the water we almost hit some of the docked boats. It was a close one and lucky for us no damage done since some of those boats docked in the narrow channels looked very expensive. After our sunset cruise we went to dinner. We then went home and made lots of you know what. That weekend we continued our Valentine’s celebration and went up to the mountains. Just us and the dogs. It was nice to get away. We stayed at a beautiful inn that has individual cabins. I love Arrowhead and so did the dogs. We walked them until even they were pooped. Ryan and I also went ice skating. I was doing pretty good until BAM!!! I hit the ice hard with my right knee. I was laughing but it hurt like hell. I got up and skated some more just to prove I wasn’t a big baby but I really am.
We just got done shooting today. Yesterday we shot for pornfidelity.com with a favorite girl of ours, Monica Mayhem. Today’s shoot is a secret. We are working on a new project. I am so excited for you to see the new site we are working on. I also did a very hot video for this site on Thursday. Very, very nasty. Let’s put it this way, the Vatican would not be happy 🙂
Oh I almost forgot. I called in on Monday on Playboy radio. I had a great interview and they wanted to know the latest DVD’s out and such. It was fun. I was going to drive up to LA and be there in person but Monday ended up being a crazy busy day. I think it would be so great to host my own radio show. I have such a big mouth. I love to talk and I love people. Hmm, hey Playboy if you are listening, I’m interested.
I hope you are enjoying my last update. Ryan and I were screwing around at home and wanted to give you a POV video of me. I like to think that I am sucking your cock, heh? I like it that way.
OK, not much more is going on. We are of course shooting more and more porn this week. I tell you, we are like a porn manufacturing company. We just can’t shoot enough of it! Hope you are enjoying our labor of love. Well I Love ya and I’ll check in later this week.
Posted in Adult Biz Events, Holidays & Personal Events, Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pornfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on Hearts, Mountains, Ice, Cock and Radio
February 7th, 2008
Now we can all get back to being productive on Sundays! The Giants won so I was happy about that. I told Ryan to bet on them but he bet on the Patriots. Should have listened to his wife. Oh well, I am just happy that I won’t have to stay home every Sunday anymore. The car I rented for Superbowl Sunday ended up being a hit. Instead of a Town car that I ordered the guy showed up in a stretch limo! Same price but way more fun. The kids hopped in for a ride around town while watching Transformers and then we kicked the kids out and went around to various Superbowl parites. Me and the girls and one guy named Tyler just hopped from party to party stealing beers as we went. I didn’t see much of the game but it was fun.
What was even funner was bowling with all my friends after Superbowl was over. The only problem is that I chose a ball with the biggest finger holes so as not to break my long nails and the ball weighed 16lbs. I must have pulled a tendon because I can barely move my arm and it is already Thursday. I couldn’t even type earlier this week. Geez, I have 2 shoots to do this weekend. I guess the theme of the sex scenes will be the incredible one-arm gimp! I can’t believe I did this to myself. Earlier in the week my leg and neck were hurting but that is all fine now. I just can’t move my right arm. I am such a dork. Hey, no handjobs for Ryan. For that matter, no masturbation for me either – Yikes!
Posted in Family & Friends, Holidays & Personal Events | Comments Off on Thank God Football Season is over!
February 1st, 2008
It is Superbowl weekend and I am ready to party. I actually have 2 parties to attend in one day so I’ve hired a driver for the day. My friends and me are going to take a limo to and from the various parties. It is the safe and responsible way and it will be fun just riding around with all the girls.
This week was uber busy. We shot Puma and Kendall on Tuesday and Wednesday for a new site we are doing. I am doing a bunch of the camera work and I love it. I also get to direct more since I am not personally in the scenes. I like being boss lady. It is always crazy working with Puma because she is so fun. I love having her around.
Everyone is healthy here at home so that is good. The dogs are even doing well. Oh yeah, my bird lost its tail feathers thanks to my dog Kaylee. The bird was trying to escape out the garage back door and she hunted it down and took out its tail feathers. I didn’t know whether to scold Kaylee or praise her for a job well done. The bird is fine and she is flying around the house still and tormenting Kaylee even more than before.
I hope everyone has an enjoyable Sunday. I really want the NY Giants to win but I know it is a long shot. Oh well, I just like Eli. He at least isn’t out there getting Supermodels pregnant left and right. I think Brady is way too cocky. I go for personality since I don’t follow football very closely. I probably won’t even be watching the game. The parties are so fun and I end up talking the whole time and catching up on everyone’s lives. It should be called Kelly’s Supergab day!
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January 22nd, 2008
OH MY, I survived Vegas at the AEE show signing everyday and the crazy AVN awards show. Signing at my booth was fun as always. I love meeting new people and seeing all my friends. We had Sienna with us all weekend and she was great. She signed with us all day and partied with us all night. Puma was never far away. She was at the Naughty America booth but she hung with our gang on her off time. We went to a party that she and Nikki Benz hosted and Club 54 on Friday night. It was really fun because we flew the entire gang out to be with us. Our newcomer Kico kept us all laughing that night. He failed to tell us prior that when he drinks he likes to wander. He is a wanderer that is for sure. We had to employ the help of our friends Ken and Joel to help find him. Always a crazy time.
Saturday was the awards show. I had champagne delivered to the room and we made a toast and then ran off to our waiting limo. We had a red carpet pass but our driver took too long to get us there. Oh well, Ryan came to the rescue and made us our own red carpet walk. I love him. The show itself was soooo long but it was great to see the guys from Howard Stern and Bubba the love sponge. Jenna Jameson looked strange and she sounded even stranger. Tito’s head is enormous and looks like a big block. We were seated only one row behind them. The best speech was from Stormy Daniels when she was given the cross-over star of the year award. My make-up artist designed Penny Flame’s dress and she won for best actress so his design was up on stage for all the world to see. That was a great moment. Ryan, Puma and I were exhausted so we had a bite to eat and then went to bed around 3:00 AM ish. The rest of the gang went out and had fun.
The next day we all checked out of our rooms and Ryan and I went to my sister’s and we made dinner and watched football and then drove home the next day. I was so happy to not be sick or to get sick once I got home. I was exhausted but a few days of resting and I was good to go.
We shot extensively last week and we will be shooting again this weekend. I really like the quality of work we are doing right now. We are in a position to really grow the company and I am so excited. I know we have a ton of work to do but I think it is time to start working on other projects and improving the content on this site and the Pornfidelity site. We have a lot of DVD projects in the works as well. Please send me your fantasy ideas now so that we can incorporate them into the work we are doing now.
It is a group effort. I appreciate everyone’s help.
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January 8th, 2008
I am on my way to Vegas, baby! I left today in my truck with a shit load of stuff and equipment and 8 x 10’s to give away for free and I am ready to take every one of my fans and give them a kiss. I will be signing on Thursday, Friday and Saturday at the Exquisite/Juicy booth #1000. I am right in front so you can’t miss me. I also have Sienna West flying out to join me at the booth on Friday and Saturday. We will be signing autographs until we poop out or at least until our feet give out. Check out the shoes we will be wearing and you will understand 🙂
We are all attending the awards ceremony on Saturday night and we have 5 nominations so wish us luck. I really hope we win for best vignette series. We actually got nominated for best anal series. We have only done 1 anal video and I have only personally done one anal scene so that one is kind of funny. Watch us win that one!
It will be crazy in Vegas I am sure of that. I love my friends and the people that work with us so it is just one big party to hang out with each other. As always I shall post all the photos, even if it does take us a year to get them all up.
Love ya and can’t wait to see you in Vegas. If you can’t come this year you had better come next year. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing 🙂
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December 31st, 2007
Yeah! Another year has passed and it went by way too fast. 2007 whizzed by and I have yet to catch my breath. Now we come into 2008 and I am so excited to do a whole bunch of new projects. I love what I do and I love you for choosing me to spend the New Year with. I hope I can make you happy and satisfied with all the hard work we have put into the site this past year. We try to change things up as much as possible and 2008 is going to be even better. We want to make this site as good as it can be. Have a wonderful and safe New Year and don’t hesitate to email me at kelly@kellymadison.com to let me know what your thoughts, feelings, and ideas are. I am off to the mall and then to dinner. I will be spending a quiet New Year’s Eve and New Year’s day with my husband Ryan, my dogs Kaylee and Trey and of course the Guniea pig Bodie and the bad birds. All my love to all of you. Kisses and Happy New Year.
Posted in Holidays & Personal Events, Pet Stories, Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on Happy 2008 – Let’s make it Great!
December 25th, 2007
Merry Christmas Everyone! The holidays are so busy but I wanted to drop a note and say thank you so much. I am having a wonderful Christmas and I do hope yours is as well. We had our company Christmas party the other night and let’s just say it was a ball. Last night was a family get together and today I am hosting a party at our home. It has been chaotic but a good chaos. Lots of love and joy with just a dash of stress.
I really do hope you enjoy our Christmas update. Ryan looke so cute in his Grinch outfit. I don’t know how my assistant finds those costumes for us. It was difficult to keep from laughing while sucking on his cock. We had fun and love doing goofy things to keep you entertained.
Love You and Merry Christmas!
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December 16th, 2007
It’s that special time of year to celebrate the birth of the person that changed my world forever. Wow, sounds like I am talking about Jesus! Nope, I’m talking about my wonderful husband. It is Ryan’s 31st birthday. We are going to a 5-star hotel and getting a couple’s massage and then dinner and I am sleeping in while he goes golfing. I might have to sneak out and do some shopping. Hey, a girl has to occupy herself somehow. My sister is coming out from Vegas to babysit the dogs and various critters in the house. It will be nice to get away by ourselves. We haven’t done that in a while. This will be our last chance to do so until maybe this summer.
I also have a ton of Christmas shopping to do. I am doing a techno Christmas this year so if it isn’t at Best Buy or the Apple Store, I am not getting it. Maybe Santa will get me a new computer this year. I also really like those i-phones, hint, hint.
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December 13th, 2007
I have been shopping and working and talking on the phone all day. I started at 8:00 AM and it is now 9:00 PM. I have driven from one side of California to the other trying to get a gift for Ryan and getting something new to wear and trying to handle my business and my household. I accomplished it all and I bought a little sexy Christmas cape for my Nasty X-mas shoot tomorrow. I hope I get to sit on Santa’s lap. I want what is in his pants. My neck is killing me so I am done typing for now. I am going to go start a fire and eat some hot soup and cuddle with my dogs. My man is shooting with the gorgeous Jada Fire right now. Lucky man. I think she is sexy and she has the nicest titties. Mmm. I’ll just have to masturbate while thinking about them.
Posted in Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on Weary yet still horny :)
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