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Doing Great and hit 200!

September 25th, 2007

My neck is doing much better. I went to the chirpractor and he literally snapped me back in shape. Good thing since we had our 200th Pornfidelity scene to do this last weekend. We went up to LA and shot one of your favorite girls for an intense video. Sienna West always puts on a good show. She then came back the next day along with Puma Swede and Emiliana to join Ryan and I in our first ever fivesome. Yep, 4 girls and one very lucky dude. We rented a limo and hit the town. We fucked all over our hotel room and we had so many orgasms we lost count. Puma and Emiliana also did a very intense and fuckalicious girl on girl video just for this site. Yummy.

I am headed back to the chiro for a quick fix since the postions I was in in the limo sort of tweaked me up a bit. Hey, what I wouldn’t do for you!

I’ll check in later this week – love ya!

Stranded in HB

September 18th, 2007

I feel like it has been so long since I have checked in with you and it has. I was supposed to write on Sunday after I got back from dog beach but I was delayed. I drove down to Huntington Beach with both dogs ready to take on the sand and surf. I stopped at the grocery store to get some cold water and noticed a cute botique with some very sexy dresses hanging in the window. I decided to run in really quick since it was cool out and I had all the windows down. I tried on one stupid dress and bam – my neck went out. It was in spasm and I couldn’t even stand up. I sat in the dressing room for a good 20 minutes trying to figure out how I was going to get dressed. I finally got my shorts and shirt on and I had the girl that worked there get my purse for me since bending over just wasn’t an option. I walked out painfully and slowly to my truck. I sat in the parking lot for almost 4 hours. I had no cellphone on me, my bad, and I couldn’t move. Every time I barely moved my arms my neck would start hurting even more. Geez, I was in a bad predicament. Oh, did I mention Ryan was in Catalina scuba diving? His boat wasn’t coming in until 7:00PM and this neck thing started at 4:00PM. Some really nice women helped me and let me use their phone to call him. Of course he didn’t have his phone on him, it was in his bag and the boat was loud. I had another gentleman call the police for me since I pay so much in taxes I figure I couldn at least have them call everyone I know until I get someone. No, the cop doesn’t come, a huge firetruck and ambulance come instead. What is that going to cost me? They were totally lame. I asked them to get my dogs out since it was 7:30 PM and they hadn’t gone to the bathroom for a long time. They couldn’t even do that right. Neither dogs would go to them and my large dog, Trey, came over and sat on my lap. That hurt my neck even more. They were also trying to get my blood pressure while all this is happening. Idiots. I told them to shut the doors and leave my dogs be. There was also a guy in the middle of the confusion trying to get all my information so they can bill me. Not one of them did anything to help me. I wanted my dogs given water and taken to the bathroom and maybe an icepack and to use a cell phone. They didn’t even have a phone out of 20 guys that I could use. With all that said, my husband showed up at 8:00PM and took us all home. I learned a very good lesson not to leave my house without my phone, that’s for sure.

My neck is better after being stuck in bed all day yesterday. I have typed way too much so I am going to lay back down now. So is this the kind of body issues that happen once you turn 40 🙁 ???

Remembering

September 11th, 2007

I wrote this on the 11th but it didn’t udate in the program. I had accidentally put in the year 2207!

I can’t believe it has been 6 years since that horrible day. I feel so sad for all the families that lost loved ones. I had just lost my Mother almost a month prior to the event. I kept thinking that for once I was glad that my Mother had left us when she did because 9/11 would have devastated her. Looking back I am so proud how patriotic we all were. It is too bad that that patriotic atmosphere was abused and we were led into a war with Iraq for no reason. I totally understand going to Afghanistan but why Iraq? I get the best e-mails and letters from the troops over there. I do special photos for them and send over free DVD’s but I feel so helpless. I wish they could all just come home now.

I love my husband

August 28th, 2007

I am still shocked and overwhelmed at all the hard work my husband put into throwing me my 40th Birthday party. Oh my. I don’t know how he did it all especially since I have been bitching at him for months now and wondering where he was or what he was doing. I thought he was doing his scuba stuff this whole time and I was quite jealous. See, you can never judge, not even the people you are closest to. Hopefully I have become wiser with age. We’ll see how well I do in the next year 🙂

Survival and Surprises

August 26th, 2007

I did it. I fasted and it was great. Much easier than I had ever expected. I lost 5 lbs but Ryan lost 11lbs! Not that he even needed to lose a single pound. He’s gained back 6 lbs just this week and I have managed to lose a bit more so I am feeling good. I needed to do something to feel young and healthy since today is the big 40.

Ryan was amazing as usual. He totally surprised me on Friday. We did a hardcore scene for the site and then all of my employees just left or went home early and no one seemed to care about my birthday. Ryan told me to be ready to leave the house by 2:00 PM. I had no idea where we were going. He drove us down to Newport Beach and we checked into the Balboa Bay Club. It was a pefect day and we sat outside and had a drink while waiting to go up to our room. We changed for dinner and Ryan kept rushing me. We sat outside again and looked out over the harbour. We ordered caviar, raw oysters and dover sole. It was lovely. We then took a walk and came upon a gondola. Ryan told me to hop in. Yet another surprise. The gondola traveled around and then stopped dead in the water. We sat there and then I started to laugh because I hd no clue as to why were simply parked in the middle of the harbour. I looked over to my right where there was a huge yaght traveling way too close to us. I thought it might hit us and then I saw a bunch of people on deck yelling my name. Holy shit, it was my family and friends there for my party. I climbed aboard and started crying of course. I don’t know how he did it. There were over 60 people. Aunts and Uncles, cousins, sisters, all of our employees, friends and loved ones. I danced, partied and I had the best time of my life.

Off to Fast

August 17th, 2007

Yes, I am off to go and fast and detox in Palm Springs. Yipee! Ryan and I are going to be on a liquid diet for 3 days. We’ve been only eating fruits and vegetables for 4 days now. I feel a lot more closer to my Guinea pig since we have had the same diet all week. I hope I feel better after all of this. I did cheat and swallow down some advils last night. Having no caffiiene is killing me. I just want to go to Starbucks!

No Fair but won the auction fairly

August 13th, 2007

Sadly to say I didn’t get to go the Orange County Fair last Friday to see the baby pigs. I did attend traffic school on Saturday and I ran into a guy that I went to high school with. He was the one teaching the class. Pretty ironic when you think we both took the same driving class in school and here I am a traffic violator and he a traffic school teacher now. Oh well, I guess I just refuse to grow up.

Sunday was the big auction and I won the auction for the antique desk. I got it for a great price and it is huge. I could have a foursome on that damn thing. I love it and I now have a giant desk to write to you all on 🙂

Carmella was fabulous. She shot with us on Tuesday and Wednesday. She is a blast as always. She is my favorite girl to shoot. We hired her to sign for us at AVN last year and all the fans loved her. She is getting so popular. I was happy that she worked with us for a few days. You are going to love her sexy solo. It is so big I have to break it up into 2 weeks. It is good and long and hot and oh, just see it for yourself. It will post next week.

After such a big weekend and shooting last week I tried to relax this past weekend. Hey, I said I tried. Instead I put up all new drapery in my bedroom and cleaned house and played with my dogs. I also went to dinner with the in-laws which is always a good time. I had my last real meal last night. Today I begin my pre-fasting which includes fruit, vegetables and water. I was fairly good today but I did have some vegetable chips and coffee and a diet coke. I am not supposed to have any caffeine but that is going to be a tough one for me. Hopefully I can do better later this week. I check into the detox spa on Friday. I have only myself to blame since I am the one that booked a weekend health spa. Ryan is being a great sport and is doing the pre-fasting with me. Already he is doing better at it than I am. Ooh that makes me so mad!

Whirlwind Weekend

August 3rd, 2007

The weekend is here and I have a million things planned. I get to go to exciting traffic school all day Saturday. Lucky me. I wasn’t even driving that fast and no, wearing a low cut shirt these days doesn’t get you off of receiving a speeding ticket. It used to work all the time. Then of course, I used to be a lot younger! Speaking of age, it is the month of August which means I’ll be turning 40 this month. I can’t beleive I am that old. Geez, where does time go? I feel good and after I go to my weekend retreat in Palm Springs in a few weeks where I get to fast and detox for 3 days I hope I look even gooder, is that word? The spa does massages and colonics so Ryan and I are going to be squeaky clean after those 3 days are over. In fact, we have to start fasting 4 days prior to going. The good thing is that it will be very healthy for us and Palm Springs is so hot this time of year that I won’t even feel like eating.

I have every day in August planned. I like having things organized and as much as I bitch, I truly love staying busy. Sunday I am attending an auction. I am looking to purchase some new office furniture and I am hoping to get a good price. The auction should be exciting and they have tons of furniture and art and even some antique motorcycles that I am dreading that Ryan will bid on.

After this weekend I get to shoot with one of my favorites and I know she’s your favorite girl. Yes, Carmella Bing will be at my house. I get 2 full days with that full figured girl. I can’t wait to tell you all about it. I promise to check back in on Thursday and give you all the nasty details.

I have to go now because it is Friday night and I just got back from the gym and I really want to go to the fair. Ryan wants to play tennis but the fair sounds like way more fun. I heard they have the cutest baby pigs and who can resist a cute little porker?

E! was Excellent!

July 28th, 2007

Being on the show was so fun. I thought Chelsea was really nice to us. I didn’t know exactly what to expect especially since what Ryan and I do for a living isn’t quite the norm. She was gracious and complimentary and funny. I had a great time and so did Ryan. I just got the biggest kick seeing Ryan in make-up. That was a first. I also really appreciated the fact that they sent a car to pick us up. They really made us feel special.

TV time was quickly over and porn time quickly began. Thursday we shot some nasty porn and yesterday was even nastier. I love days like those. Nasty and hot and wet, mmm, I like it a lot. I had one of the biggest orgasms on scene as of yet last night. Geez, I think I squirted. Now that is why I love doing this for a living. Each time I get to experience new things.

I am off to several family parties this weekend. I’ll check in when I get back on Monday. Take care and have a great weekend.

I’m Gonna Be on E!

July 25th, 2007

That’s right. I am going to be on the “E” Channel tonight at 11:30 pm on the Chelsea Lately show. I can’t wait. A car is picking us up at 1:00 pm and then the show tapes at 3:30pm and airs at 11:30 pm so don’t miss it. Ryan and I are going to be Chelsea’s guests. She is going to interview us and talk to us about our rather unusual lifestyle and what we do for a living. I have to go because I still don’t know what I am going to wear!

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