This is my Memorial weekend holiday. I stayed home and worked and relaxed last weekend so this weekend we are headed up to Mammoth Lakes. I have my dog, my man and my hiking boots and my backpack and that is all I need for a good time. The little dog Kaylee is staying behind with Grandma and Great Grandma. I can’t wait to smell fresh air and to hike around and admire the beauty of the great outdoors. Of course we are bringing a camera. There is nothing more freeing than being naked in nature. I’ll check in with you when I get back
Happy Memorial Day
May 26th, 2008Happy Memorial Day to you. I am taking the day off and speding the day with my family. My sister is here from Vegas and the dogs are running around the house like a couple of freaks. She is spoiling them and giving them so many treats they are going to explode. Ryan is going to go golfing to give us some “girl time”. He says we sit around and talk about the same thing for hours on end. Hey, even if we do I have listened to his conversations with his friends and it sounds no better!
I would like to take some time out and thank all of our brave men and women who are all over the world serving our country. My heart goes out to their families and wish all the soldiers a safe and healthy return. My own father served in WWII as well as my uncles and Ryan’s father and his uncles all served in Vietnam. We are lucky that we got all our relatives back home safely. I am thankful to the people that have given their lives for our freedoms. Let’s not let them be forgotten or forget about all the rights and privileges we have recently lost to our current administration. Our Forefather’s I am sure are turning in their graves.
Speaking of graves, DO NOT go and see Indiana Jones. It is bad. Not enough whip action, and you all know how much I like to be whipped! I went yesterday and the most exciting and intense moments of the movie was when the little kids ran back and forth in front of me. Oh how I wanted to trip the little brats. DO go and see Ironman. Ryan wanted me to add that. It is really good. The best action movie since the original Star Wars trilogy.
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
May 13th, 2008I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Happy Cinco de Mayo
May 5th, 2008“Arriba arriba, yee haw, yee haw, ondale!”
Famous words from a famous mouse says it all. Drink a Corona, eat a pink taco and have a great day!
2008 Fame Awards
April 15th, 2008I am nominated for a FAME Award this year. I am nominated in the “Best Breasts” catagory so if you want to see me win it, please vote. I don’t normally harrass my members to do such things but it would really be cool to win that title. Here is the website to go and vote. It doesn’t cost you anything and they won’t put you on a gazillion mailing lists. I promise not to ever be the one responsible for you getting an e-mail about Viagra or home mortgages, you have my promise on that!
Enter the site and go to the “Vote Now” tab on the upper right and I am in the “Best Breasts” catagory. Thanks so much!
Hot Child in the City
March 30th, 2008Oh my goodness my day on Thursday was so eventful. My shoot was really great and I can’t wait to post the photos on the site. It isn’t every day I get to work with a fabulous photographer such as Josh Ryan. We shot at a studio location in the city of Los Angeles where they filmed an entire season of America’s Next Top Model. The sets were so cool. I did 6 different shoots and the last was crazy with me on the top of the building dangling over the edge with a long black skirt and just bare breasts. It felt like a cat on a hot tin roof but the photos are hot, hot HOT!
Ryan and I went to The Ivy for a quick bite later that evening in Beverly Hills before attending the Tachen book store signing. The food is always good but no stars were there that night. I felt like a star at the signing, though. I was able to sign a lot of the bookks along with Ed Fox and it was great to see him. I had some wonderful fans come up to me and say the nicest things. Ryan had way more fun than he had exptected. The night was hit and Ed looked so happy. The book is so sexy and I am honored to be a part of it.
One nice treat was seeing Diane, the editor of Ed’s Book and the one who wrote the book that my breasts adorn the cover called “The Big Book of Breasts” . She was the one who introduced me to Danni.com and who got me started in Juggs. I really do owe my career to her.
Tachen Store Signing
March 27th, 2008I am literally running out the door on my way to a photoshoot up in LA but afterwards I am headed over to the Tachen store in Beverly Hills for Ed Fox’s book signing. I am so excited for him. I am featured in the book. The previous Tachen book I was in was the “Book of Breasts” where they featured what else, my boobs! Actually I am just on the cover. Alas, I am just a pair of tits. Well, if you are in the area, please stop by and say “hi”. This is the address:
354 North Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90210
The signing is from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM. If you would like more info, go to this website:
the big book of breasts
