I flew home on Saturday night, got in exhausted and travel weary. Went to bed and then got up to go to my hair appointment. I love my hairstylist, she opens the shop just for me 🙂

My hair looks great but my body doesn’t feel great. I took off from work on Monday and rested and then tried to work today with not much luck. I am so tired and weak. I decided to go to see the doctor. I just got back and I have a bladder infection and a fever but nothing is wrong with my kidneys even though they are killing me. I feel like my organs are shutting down. OK, that is a bit dramatic. I should be fine by this weekend. Until then, I am hanging out at home with my doggies and catching up on emails and scheduling a bunch of shoots. I must get healthy to do porn! I guess it could be a lot worse, I could have caught the Swine Flu.

I haven’t thrown up since last night at 11:00PM but wow am I weak. I was only able to drink one Sprite and one Coke in over 24 hours. I’ll try some yogurt later on. I do look pretty though, don’t I? LOL Today is my last day here but instead of sitting under a palm tree I sitting in bed watching really bad TV. They keep playing CSI and NCIS and all these crime shows. I never watch these shows at home. I know lots of people love them and you probably do but I never knew how hokey they can be at times. Their dialogue isn’t much better than porn dialogue. Here I was feeling guilty for doing campy scenes when mainstream TV is just as bad.

I just got a visit from the doctor and he gave me a shot in my butt since I have been throwing up since 5:00 AM and it is now 5:00PM. He said I will feel better in a few hours but I do not feel good now. I am exhausted. I must have eaten something that gave me food poisoning. Ryan is feeling not so good now and so are some of our relatives. I got it the worst. I can’t hold anything in or down. I can’t write much so I’ll check in tomorrow.

We took off today for Manzanillo. We are currently staying at the beautiful resort you see behind us called Isla Navidad. We left our tropical paradise and went into the large town of Manzanillo to see what we could see. There wasn’t much. We took a wrong turn and ended up at the Mexican Naval Base. We then drove back towards the beach and found a nice open air restaurant that served ice cold beers and hot fajitas. After devouring our tasty treat we got back on the road and headed to our temporary home. After a quick fuck and an even quicker shower we went to the Barra Navidad for a sunset dinner on the beach. I wasn’t much for eating since we had a big lunch but a margarita and ceviche fit the bill. The sunset was gorgeous and the ocean breeze felt great. We caught up with friends and family and proceeded to a late night eatery that served pizza. I had some wine, a piece of cheese pizza and I did a little shopping for my employees back home running the show. I could never travel like I do without them holding down the fort and doing such a spectacular job. We then went to bar for some dancing and more drinks. I found a dog or rather, he found me and we instantly bonded. He stayed at my side the rest of the evening and into the wee hours of the morning. When we finally headed back to our water taxi to take us home he followed me. I was a bit drunk and decided he was now my dog and needed to be brought back to the resort. I even planned on getting him a kennel so that I could load him on the plane on Saturday. I had just gotten to the point of naming my new son when he disappeared! That rotten salty dog ran up a set of stairs into an apartment. HE DITCHED ME! That ungrateful pooch didn’t want a better life with me in the States at all. He just used me for treats and pets. That’s a man for you!

I just landed in Manzanillo and I have never landed in an airport where the landing strip is literally on the beach. I saw the waves crashing outside my window as we touched down. I am so spoiled, I got to fly first class which I adore. The free drinks, the extra room and the excellent service in my opinion is worth it. Call me crazy because it is the same damn plane whether you are going first class or coach but I tell ya, I feel safer. Hey, I can come up with a lot of justifications as to why I should spend extra money, just ask my husband 🙂

I am off to go explore and check into my hotel room. I don’t have internet access so I’ll post this once I get to the hotel. All I can tell you now is that it is humid and warm. Everything looks very tropical. We are now in the car on our way to the resort. There are banana plantations as far as the eye can see and they are dotted with coconut trees. I just asked the driver if there are any monkeys but he said no. That kind of bums me out. But then again, I’ve got this monkey sitting beside me and I really really like eating his big banana!