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First day in Vegas and I’m a Big Weiner, uh I mean winner!

January 8th, 2010

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I had a premonition that on the 7th I was going to win with the number 4. I went to the Casino after a great day of signing at my booth and put $20 on number 4 on the roulette table and whammy – it hit and I won $700. Kip put the $20 down for me so I paid him back the $20 and split the $700 with him, we celebrated and gloated all night.

I was also a big winner at the convention. The fans were awesome and I loved my huge 25 foot poster. Meeting everyone and hugging and saying hi just doesn’t get old. I do but hopefully I can keep doing this for a few more years to come.
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Outta here bitches!

January 6th, 2010

Off to Sin Fucking City ya’ll. I’m going to do a lot of sinning and a lot of fucking at the AVN show. I’ll be signing at the Exquisite/Juicy booth. Just look for the giant 25 foot poster of your favorite cougar. Meow motha fuckers, come on by and say “hi”.
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I got me some more Tasty ta tas!

January 4th, 2010

Check out Alia Janine’s massive mammories. Woo hoo!
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My goodness, I’ve certainly gotten my hands on some nice big and natural breasts lately. First it was Jaylene Rio on the 18th of December and now this past weekend I got to suck on and fondle the extra large 34 FF cups of Miss Alia Janine. Both of the shoots go up this week and next week so don’t miss out on it. There will be 2 fabulous 3somes in a row with women with big ‘ol natural titties. I don’t know how Ryan gets so lucky. I guess he has a nice wife 🙂

2010, I wanna fuck over and over again!

January 1st, 2010

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I had a quiet evening that ended in more of a private “bang”. I did hang with the boys and we smoked cigars and we kicked it out on the patio and looked up at that gorgeous blue moon. We had some drinks and some appies and then watched CNN as we had planned. I love that Anderson Cooper, too bad I’m married and he’s gay, oh yeah and I do porn. I love my man though so I can’t complain. We had fun with the dogs and enjoyed our little party and after the clock struck midnight Kip went home and Ryan and I went to bed and had sex. My New Year’s resolution already occurred, I did fuck in the first hour of 2010 and I’m going to continue to “do it” over and over again…

Saying goodbye to those we lost in 2009

December 31st, 2009

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My precious Bodie passed in April while I was away in Cabo. Poor little guy, he was a great Guinea pig. I also had to say goodbye to Marlene, my parakeet with a thyroid problem that I had to give medicine to every day. Her medicine stopped working and her breasts grew too large for her to fly, the vet told me she was too much like her mother (not funny), and my dog Kaylee caught her in mid-flight and ate her head off. Disgusting but true. She is now buried in the forest along with Birdy Bird her forever lover. Lucky for me those were the only family members I had to say goodbye to. The world lost Michael Jackson and almost everyone I knew lost their house! My retirement go hit hard by the economy but my brilliant husband salvaged that. All in all I think this was a tough year for everyone. I learned a lot about myself. I learned that I love this business even more than before and I realize that I do it because I enjoy it so much not because of the money. I love to entertain. I love thinking of skits and outfits and sets and having you all accept all my weirdness as well as you do. We have been working diligently on redesigning the inside of the sites so that in 2010 you will have an even better products with the best content that I can give.

I also learned that my passion is helping others. I found a wonderful organization called Food on Foot and I am a monthly contributor now. I really believe in the work they do to help people help themselves.

I am off to go get my hair done and to do various errands today. My husband and Kip are working tirelessly on the websites so I am just doing a quiet celebration with them later this evening. I think some wine, cigars and some appetizers and watching CNN’s countdown are what’s in store for me tonight. I think I shall go quietly into this New Year. May it give us all the blessings we need and hopes for a more peaceful and kind world in the near future.

I’m back home and I’m getting ready for New Year!

December 29th, 2009

I was away for Christmas with family so I was unable to blog at ya. I hope your holidays were fun. I got everything I wanted and more. Everyone in my family is healthy and we all survived this past year with the bad economy and I am looking forward to good times ahead. We spent time with Ryan’s grandparents and hooking up their new wii and playing tennis and bowling with them. It was a blast. Old people are fun, what can I say. I also went to the movies with the fam and saw Avatar in 3D and on the Imax screen. We waited in line for 2 hours and had perfect seats. We switched off every 15 minutes while eating and drinking at Islands restaurant. The system worked out well. It was all worth it. My goodness that was a great movie. I never knew blue people could turn me on so much:)
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My new update went up today. I am bringing in the New Year with something special in my glass. Check it out for yourself. It is the newest update in my member’s section.

Merry Christmas

December 24th, 2009

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Merry christmas to all and to all a happy holiday that is safe and warm and loving. Remember that family can not only be the one you were born into but the family you create with friends and loved ones and fellow employees and such. Family is what you make it. I got lucky and married into a great family. I have also been fortunate enough to create a wonderful family here at Kelly Madison Productions. Again, I send my love to all of you out there and you too are part of my extended family. I couldn’t do any of this without you. Love and Happiness to you all.

1st Christmas party of the year

December 20th, 2009

IMG_0322Went to the family get together last night. I had a car full of presents all ready to party with the fam. There were 8 kids all ranging from 1 – 8 and I played with them all night. I made them call me “mom” and Ryan “dad”. I told the family we were the new John and Kate plus 8. Kids require a ton of energy. I have always thought of myself as a naturally hyper person but after last night I was seriously pooped. I don’t think I’m having any kids anytime soon even though I just love them. I don’t have enough time to properly care for a child and nor do I want to subject a child to my lifestyle. It would just be too selfish in my opinion. I know other women do it and it is great I just couldn’t hide it from my child. I’m too loud and obvious 🙂

Doing my Champagne and Cum update

December 19th, 2009

Gotta love New Year’s themed shoots. I had Ryan cum in a champagne glass and cum mixed with a little bubbly and wa la, we have a beverage perfect for a porn queen. I gulped it down and was ready for more. I also have to say goodbye to my little christmas set I put together. I stole the idea from a Bebe catalogue. It looked really good, almost exactly like the ad.
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Big titties, big titties, gimme some big ‘ol titties!

December 18th, 2009

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Jaylene Rio brought the goods over tonight. Talk about “fun bags”. Her tits were fun to play with and so was she. Loved her loads, and so did Ryan, he he, no pun intended 🙂

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