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Holiday Humor

December 17th, 2009

OK, I have been busy but with really boring shit. There is nothing exciting to tell you about. So instead of boring you with my recently tedious life, I’ll try to put a smile on your face 🙂

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I thought my employees who frequently read my blog would enjoy that one! One says “slow” and one says “lazy” and one says “bad attitude”. They know who they are!

Ho ho ho’s in da house!

December 14th, 2009

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Shot with these 2 sexy teen style chicks, Tessa and Kacey, on Thursday and Friday and forgot to post their pics.

Not only am I old enough to be their Mother but the one of the girl’s mother is only 36, Fuck me! They were hot and they sort of look like twins now that I look at these photos. Hmm, young, cute, blond, I think I see a pattern developing here.

I don’t know why I didn’t post these pics. I was home all day Saturday and didn’t do a damn thing. It was rainy and stormy out so me and the dogs watched the boob tube all day and snuggled by the fire while Ryan was gone. I had big plans, I mean really big plans to do all these emails and blogs and twitter my ass off. Well, I didn’t quite get everything done on my list, in fact, I did none of it. I barely got my lazy ass to the PO Box yesterday. I am relaxed though and that doesn’t happen often. Here it is Monday morning and I have to leave in a few hours to pick up Ryan at the airport. God help me if he asks what work I got done while he was gone. I’m a slacker. I had better get all dressed up and look really cute so that he doesn’t care if I got any work done. That trick works every time 🙂

My Baby’s at the game!

December 13th, 2009

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For Ryan’s birthday I flew him to Dallas to go to the game today. He is there with Kip and Tim. I thought I would enjoy a weekend to myself with just me and the dogs but now I miss him terribly. I wish I was there with him. I like going to football games, way more fun than watching them on TV. I don’t like Romo though, he’s a big pussy. I don’t like Tom Brady or Tony Romo. They can suck my ass. Wow, I’m pretty crude for a Sunday morning 🙂

Tiger Wood’s newest mistress stars in my movie

December 11th, 2009

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I saw it on perezhilton.com yesterday and now I just read about it on cnbcnews.com that yes indeed Jocelyn James of Pornstar Brides is yet another one of Tiger’s flings. I love that on the news website it mentions the movie that I produced. That is awesome. If anyone wants to see the scene for themselves and see the pussy that Tiger made a hole in one then check it out.

It got pretty hot being outside on a cold winter night

December 6th, 2009

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Let’s just say that my Christmas shoot for kellymadison.com isn’t traditional. I had fun doing it and it goes up on the site just in time for Christmas on December 22nd. Ho ho ho, Merry Burning Christmas 🙂

Thought I was shooting with a Milf?

December 5th, 2009

Oh man, I thought I was going to be shooting a pornfidelity.com scene today but no. The problem with shooting with Hot Milf’s is that if they can’t find a baby sitter, they can’t come fuck us 🙂

Diamond Fox is a hot little piece of Milf ass so we’ll rebook her as soon as possible. Instead, we are going to to shoot my Christmas update today. It isn’t going to be Holly Jolly, quite the opposite. No Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer, but there should be something red hot going on. I’ll post a pic later to show you what I mean.

Love ya, I’m off to go shoot some Holiday spirit porn!

Museums are closed on Mondays :(

December 1st, 2009

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Ryan and I were so stoked to go to 3 museums today. We were going to the Art Institute and then the Walker museum and the Mill City museum. Only thing open was the garden across from the Walker museum. There were a bunch of cool sculptures and the most famous in Minnesota is the big spoon with the cherry. It looked good enough to eat. We are leaving tomorrow so we are going to try to hit 2 before we leave. Tonight we are taking it easy after the big game day and getting a bit to eat. I kind of want to go back to the Sushi place we went to on Saturday night. We had a Bret Favre roll. It had a tiny round potato cake, deep fried shrimp and avocado rolled up in rice and topped with Kobe beef. Shcrumpdiliocious. Yes it was. The sushi chef said he made it that way because Favre is a meat and potatoes kind of guy 🙂

Go Vikings Go!

November 30th, 2009

Hell yeah, the Vikings won and Ryan and I got to see Bret Favre play. The gray fox did a superb job and I did a fantastic job of drinking a bunch of ice cold beers in 30 degree weather and tailgating at 10:00 AM, 5 hours before the game. Ryan got his beard and brows painted and my horn hat was a big hit.

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Last night at Hollidazzle

November 29th, 2009

Got to downtown and there was a parade going on that is hosted by Target called “Hollidazzle”. I got to see a 2 story Target and a whole bunch of lighted floats. I drank a beer and had a shot of tequila before braving the cold to check out the rest of the sights. Ryan and I stumbled upon a doughnut van. Yes, a van that makes fresh little doughnut bites. Best shit I’ve ever had!!!
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Landed in Minneapolis

November 28th, 2009

I’m here and I love it. The air is cool and crisp and the weather is perfect. I can’t wait for the game tomorrow. Our hotel is right by the Mississippi River. I got up at 3:00 AM and our flight was at 8:00 AM now we are getting close to 4:00 PM here so now I am pooped but I’ve got to check out downtown before I can get some shut eye 🙂

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