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Back and not tan at all…

April 20th, 2010

OK, just got back from Cabo and I am so white. I used sunscreen the entire time and I spary tanned before I left so I landed in Cabo tan as fuck and I came back arriving in LA white as a ghost. Getting old is shitty. Now I have to wear hats, sunscreen and long sleeved shirts. Hey, if I wasn’t in front of the camera I wouldn’t care as much but big ugly sunspots just aren’t sexy. Here are a few pics from my Cabo Adventures.

on the plane to cabo (see how tan I am)

on the plane to cabo (see how tan I am)


On the plane to Cabo (see how tan I am)

at pool bar white as hell (see i'm in the shade)

at pool bar white as hell (see i'm in the shade)


At pool bar on Friday, white as hell!

Gone to Mexico, don’t tell the drug cartel!

April 12th, 2010

April 12th through the 19th

Let me clean your house!

April 11th, 2010

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Yep, it is midnight and I still have to finish packing. I did convince Ryan to send me this photo just before he left the office. I shot this scene tonight. It goes up next week. And no, I don’t do windows but I do do cock…

I’m off to Cabo. Check back in with you later. Love you all!

Happy Saturday

April 10th, 2010

Here it is Saturday night and I am sitting on the computer in my sweats with my dogs sleeping at my feet. I am one partay animal!

I just got done doing all my “to do” lists not only for myself but for my employees. Yeah, they just love that shit. Writing everything out is a job in itself! I am leaving Monday morning for Cabo and I admit that I am reluctant to go due to all the endeavors I am right smack in the middle of. Geez, life will have to be on hold while I bask in the sunshine and ride a horse along the beach and go snorkeling and surfing. Easier said than done. To make myself feel busy, and less guilty, I have planned excursions for every day we are there. Ryan wants to know if it will even BE a vacation. Oh well, I am a plan-aholic. I like to plan shit, hey, I’m a Virgo. I can’t help it if he is a “fly by the seat of his pants” Sagittarius. I know, match made in heaven!

It is 4.13 on Tuesday which happens to not only be the name of our parent company but our wedding anniversary.DSC01201

Yes, I will be on a horse on a long stretch of Baja California beach riding alongside my husband that I madly adore even if he hates to plan stuff. I told him horseback riding is what I wanted to do on our anniversary and so it is done. Hee hee. We will be in Cabo with family and friends but the horse ride is just for us. We just don’t go very many places alone, we always plan to be by ourselves but then we open our big mouths and…

Tomorrow I shoot a scene for kellymadison.com before I leave. I must have brand new content for you to go up on the site while I am gone 🙂

I also must tell you that my dog Trey is doing much better. We have been able to decrease his prescription and he has stopped losing weight. He actually gained 1 pound back last week. He is still really weak but all his blood tests have come back OK. I still don’t know what caused his immune system to behave in such a way. He has stopped destroying his own platelets but I am worried that if I stop giving him the Prednisone entirely his symptoms will return. Believe me, the last thing I want to do right now is to leave my dog. If he wasn’t gaining weight and his blood work came back fine I wouldn’t. I am leaving him with my sister who is even a bigger worry wort than I am. She will be staying with him and she knows all his vets and she is the next best thing to me when it comes to caring for my dogs. I love my sister 🙂

OK, don’t hate me but I will probably be running around on Sunday like a chicken with it’s head cut off so I might not get to blog and I may not be able to while I am gone. I will have enough time to post a pic from the shoot on Sunday and to say “hi” but that’s about it. I still have hundreds of photos to go through before I leave at it is 11:00PM right now and I must get up early to shoot and I still haven’t packed. Fuck me. I love being busy, don’t let the complaining I do all the time fool you. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I am blessed that I get to vacation with family and friends this week and I am blessed that our employees, especially our newest one, Marc, are all doing so great. I hope you enjoy the latest crazy updates on Kellymadison.com and the even crazier fucked up make-up scenes on pornfidelity.com. I told Kip and Ryan that we have really gone entirely crazy with the black eyeliner shit. We might just be creating a new look for ourselves. See for yourself:

Can you tell which one is Dylan Ryder and which one is Sadie West? main-1main-2-1

It is kinda like Marilyn Manson meets Kelly Madison Productions. The only thing I recognize is my giant tit. Hey, we gotta give you new stuff now and then 🙂

That is it for now, I have to go through these photos and get them ready for Ryan or the marriage ends tomorrow and that can’t happen because I really want to see what he got me for our anniversary. He told me I had to open it before we leave. Actually, I don’t care about gifts. He is always the big gift giver which I am grateful for but I am really simple. He shops at Gucci and I shop at Target. He drives a brand new Cadillac Escalade Hybrid and I drive an old Dodge truck. We are indeed a match made in heaven, though.

Sock Monkey

April 8th, 2010

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The video is up and ready for your viewing pleasure!

The KIA commercial has nothing on us. Check out the free trailer and tell me what you think of it. Email me at kelly@kellymadison.com

Hoppity Happy Easter

April 4th, 2010

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Happy Easter Everyone! This year I unfortunately don’t have Ryan dressed up as the Easter Bunny. Usually he dons a costume and hops around and we cut a hole in the costume for his cock and the poor dear wears that big hot head for almost the entire sex scene each year but this year he gave it a rest. I love seeing him in it so I thought I would share a few photos from the past Easter updates on kellymadison.com and pornfidelity.com.

Wow, look how dark my hair is. Sorry for the crappy photos but they are old school video captures from a livecam show I did way back when. What a goofy looking rabbit 🙂
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This is a much better looking costume. We used it for both the KM and the PF shoots. Ryan was a nasty rabbit with me here. He was portraying the Easter Bunny at the mall where you take pictures. I got more than a Polaroid! I also got kicked out of the mall for shooting video of the so called “real” Easter Bunny. I guess the mall doesn’t like video cameras. Oh well, it was a good chase through the parking lot!
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Ryan and I expanded on this idea and I played his bunny assistant. Ryan played a “Bad Bunny” with a fowl mouth, smelly cigar, whiskey breath and pussy on his mind and we lured in a young hot girl to play bunny games with!
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Another year, another PF shoot with Ryan in costume. This time I convince him to interrupt mine and my girlfriend’s Easter brunch with something else we could snack on. I knew she was a bit ditzy and would believe it was real. Real good. What was even funner was the ring toss game. She won so she got the big prize…
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This is from last year’s scene. I liked playing with Ryan’s big rifle!
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Have a wonderful holiday and take care.

Love,

Kelly Madison aka Elmer Fudd

Here’s a mutha fuckin Milf for ya!

April 3rd, 2010

Don’t ask, don’t tell on this baby shit. Just appreciate the moment. It was fleeting. I did get a lot of attention at Walmart. Nothing like picking up a girl for pornfidelity.com at Walmart wiht a baby stroller.
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New trailer is up

March 31st, 2010

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The free Breast Appreciation trailer is up so if you want some boobie action, click here.

Today I am working at home doing some ordinary stuff. I have to get another T1 line since Internet in my area sucks! Does anyone else out there have to spend hours on the phone with AT& T only to get nowhere? If so, I feel your pain. I am also doing an inventory for the produce I wish to sell at the local farmer’s market. I have to be inspected by the Agricultural Department in order to get my certificate to sell. I need to organize all the types of fruit I grow, harvest times and pounds produced. WTF? I didn’t know I was being inspected by the FDA. Just call me Farmer Kelly. Eventually I want to make my own pickles. I know, I should be selling “melons” but alas, I only grow avocados, grapefruits, lemons, oranges, tangerines, pomegranates and persimmons.

New Member’s Section!!!

March 31st, 2010

OK, please don’t misconstrue this as bragging. I personally have nothing to do with what I am about to say. I am very proud, though. My smart husband has finished redesigning the inside of pornfidelity.com. If you are a member, check it out, if you aren’t a member, you must join even if it just for the trial membership to see the most streamlined, easy to use, and most of all, accessible video watching on the Internet as far as adult entertainment goes or any other industry. He really did a fantastic job of innovating a lot of design and ease to the site. He has worked tirelessly with his co-programmer Jeff to really produce an easy to use site. I won’t be surprised if the big companies out there steal his ideas.

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Just to let you know, I fell in-love with my man not because he was young and cute or had a big cock or made me laugh, but because he is smart. I am a sucker for a good computer geek!

Another Look-A-Like!

March 30th, 2010

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Man, they keep popping out of nowhere. She is a little shorter but I can totally see the similarities. We both have big tits, we are full of hot air and most importantly for my husband, we both have big mouths! This is yet another prop from the scene I shot this weekend. I can’t wait for next week’s update.

But until then, if you appreciate big titties and since you are reading my blog that must be the case. (let’s face it, you don’t read my shit cuz I’m funny or smart, right?) Check out this photo from my newest update on my site entitled “Breast Appreciation #3”. It is the 3rd in a series that is all about the boobs and nothing but the boobs so help me god. So please, join the site and see for yourself that yes, they are real, yes they do keep getting bigger every year, and yes, I love to jiggle them around for you.

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