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May 9th, 2010

Happy Mother’s Day to all you Mamas and thank you to all my fans that sent me Mother’s Day greetings. I don’t have children but I am a mama to 2 cute doggies. Guess what they gave me for Mother’s Day? Dog Hair and lots of it! My dogs shed so much that I don’t have dust bunnies in my house, I have Dust Fucking Rabbits. They look like grayish tan colored raccoons to be exact hiding underneath my dining table on my marble floor. Dog hair is just the gift that keeps on giving. Here are some photos of my little fur balls. I love them, hair and all…


If you want to see what their Mama has been up to, check out the free trailer at pornfidelity.com. I have been a nasty mama, very, very nasty, see for yourself!

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May 5th, 2010

Hello my little Quesadillas! I have something very special for you in celebration of this Mexican holiday of Independence. Please take a moment and watch my free video. I took on Mexico’s Great White Hope by the name of Mucho Dinero in honor of Mexican wrestling known as Lucha Libre.
Tonight I will be hanging out with friends and I am making tacos and all the other super delicious and fattening Mexican items along with some margaritas. Yum yum. Have a happy 5th of May and hopefully I won’t have a 6th of May hangover!
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May 4th, 2010

I’m here at Universal City Walk which for those of you that don’t know it is right next to Universal Studios. I’m on my way to eat some dinner and catch an early show. Ryan and I came up here to the Valley to go to AIM to do our monthly testing and since it is so far away from us and LA traffic is a bitch, we always make an evening of it. I think we are going to head over to Hard Rock Cafe since the drinks and food are really quick there and the movie starts in less than an hour. It isn’t necessarily the best place to eat here, there are so many places to chose from but they do have Stella beer on tap! We are going to see “The Clash of the Titans” in 3D. I used to be a Greek Mythology freak so hopefully this remake is better than the movie back in the 80’s. I have a new saying though every time Ryan takes his pants off…”Release the Kraken!”
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May 2nd, 2010
I was sick this past weekend but I worked and did a really fun update for kellymadison.com that goes up next week. I am so hung up on immitating commercials lately. Hopefully you find it enjoyable 🙂
These are a few behind the scenes photos of my shoot. I had a sore throat and felt crappy but I loved my hair and make-up so that alone put me in a great mood.


I swear I look just like my Mother in this photo, it kind of creeps me out.

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April 30th, 2010
I’m at home with my hair all dredded out and in a robe at my computer with my throat still throbbing with pain and I was looking through my iphotos and I completely forgot to post this. Check me out, I’m the goose whisperer!

This was from my visit to my father’s grave back in March. I think I already told you about me feeding them Ritz crackers that day. They really liked them. The dogs weren’t too keen on me petting the geese. They got a bit jealous. I wonder how they are going to respond to my new horse. Yep, my darling husband for our anniversary is giving me the gift of my very own horse. I have wanted one since I was 2 years old. 40 years later my dream will come true. I am going to board the horse very close to my home so that I can visit it often. The only stipulation is that I can’t let the horse sleep in bed with us!
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April 29th, 2010

Fuck me, I am so sick of being sick. It started with my dog, he got dangerously ill then I got stressed out and got a really bad cold that went to my chest which is scary cuz you’ve seen how big my chest is. Then I started to feel better for like a day and then I fell in the shower and threw my lower back out. Then Trey gets better and my back feels better for almost one day and then my neck goes out. Meanwhile I have been having intestinal trouble. Two days ago I have come down with something that is attacking my throat. Oh well, no blow jobs for Ryan! But seriously, April has sucked ass health wise for me. I am now drinking these vegetable smoothies instead of Light beer, taking shots of Echinacia drops under my tongue instead of Tequila, and doing what I call “poop lab” at home and taking in loads of samples to my doctor, no pun intended. OK, more information than you ever needed to know but gosh I feel shitty. My dog is now doing great and we are going for walks but I am the one that is lagging. I have today and tomorrow to feel better and then I have 2 days of shooting for kellymadison.com to do. That puts me in a good mood and hopefully thoughts are things and I will be feeling fine by Saturday afternoon. We’ll see, if not, next week’s update might just be Ryan and Kip filming my dogs playing in the yard 🙂
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April 26th, 2010
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April 23rd, 2010
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April 22nd, 2010

Oh please check out the free video clip of my newest update. It is called “Leave it to Kelly” and I am really proud of my team for all their efforts. I love the way Marc edited it, and Tim did a great job on the photos and of course Kip was make-up marvelous and Pauline was perfectly excellent with the curlers in my hair. Kip did a great job filming and the entire scene was fun to do. My back was out and so I had to bear with the pain but the set and the outfit was just to fun not to do. I could always cry later…
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April 21st, 2010

My little doggie turns ten years old today. He made it triumphantly through this last illness and I am expecting 3 more years out of this guy. It is nice to be back at home with my dogs. My sister took excellent care of my dogs and Kip did his share of dog walking as well. Poor Cathy had the shittiest job of all while I was gone. Trey’s medication made him have the runs and for the first time in almost 10 years Trey pooped in the house, in eleven different places to be exact! Yeah, she got the shitty job of cleaning up after him. Oh well, the carpets are clean now he is healthy and I love him so he gets a big piece of salmon with a candle on it for his birthday 🙂
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