I threw a big party yesterday at my home for our beloved employee Kip. He turned 32 and he is gay and he is our official gay reviewer for kellyfind.com which is soon to reveal a gay section so I threw a cock themed party. Makes sense, right? I had life-like dildos on top of colored glass beads inside glass vases and linen napkins and matching china and goldware. Yes, call me the Martha Stewart of porn. I had Twilight posters and photos of half naked men. Wendy our office manager baked a cake in the shape of a cock, she even toasted coconut and created pubic hair, and we had delicious suckers to suck on beneath cock shaped streamers with cute little faces. Cathy made her famous taco salad. We drank skinny bitches (vodka and diet Sunkist lemon which is the bomb) and we had a lot of fun. It was a small afternoon gathering of just the employees and Kip’s boyfriend Courtney.

Ryan and I had to then scramble and clean up and change into our Angel gear and head to Anaheim Stadium to watch the Angels vs the Mariners. Angels won and after a few beers I was done. Put a fork in me. My husband and his father caught a fly ball and I was ready to go home and catch some z’s.

I am now getting ready to shoot a scene for pornfidelity.com and then 2 scenes tomorrow for my site. I think Monday might be my day of rest but you never know what comes my way here in Madison Land.

Check back in with you later alligators…